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Posted 9/16/06
mario was first a drug dealer while his brother was a male hooker they worked hard for the money so hard for the money then one day mario and lugis wife peach had a tampon stuck in the toilet so they got to work on it and all of a sudden they were sucked into the magical land of mushroom land A.K.A waste mangement there they ment bowser a pimp/rapist/step grand pop who kidnapped peach for a BJ so they went on there way to save there wife.

and thats the orignal story of the mario bros.
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Posted 9/16/06
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!

what's your goal here?
Posted 9/16/06
i have no goal except for posting funny stories
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Posted 9/16/06
what about other stories. From other people?
Posted 9/16/06
they can post stories if they want too
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Posted 9/16/06
Sweet. I might make one later.
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Posted 9/16/06
mario bros through toads eyes
one day toad was sitting around minding his own business when from out of nowhere came some jackass wearing red overalls came and stole princess daisy from bowser,
which pissed him off so he stole back daisy and her sister peach for himself. this pissed of the ass wearing red overalls and he went on a mission, this man who has came to be know as mario laid waste to evey castle he would beat the shit out of poor defensless toad after he broke bowsers ribs toad had enough calling the mushroom domestic violence unit and a 3 hour stand off mario was finally gunned down out side of bowsers castle and the mass murderer was finally put down. as for toad after recovering from serious injuries he now lives a life of peace pimping out Daisy and Peach.
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Posted 9/16/06
mario bros through toads eyes
one day toad was sitting around minding his own business when from out of nowhere came some jackass wearing red overalls came and stole princess daisy from bowser,
which pissed him off so he stole back daisy and her sister peach for himself. this pissed of the ass wearing red overalls and he went on a mission, this man who has came to be know as mario laid waste to evey castle he would beat the shit out of poor defensless toad after he broke bowsers ribs toad had enough calling the mushroom domestic violence unit and a 3 hour stand off mario was finally gunned down out side of bowsers castle and the mass murderer was finally put down. as for toad after recovering from serious injuries he now lives a life of peace pimping out Daisy and Peach.
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Posted 9/16/06
Hilarious, simply hilarious
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Posted 9/16/06
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Posted 9/16/06
no were just making our own stories it doesnt even have to be about videogames
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Posted 9/16/06
we just like to bash on mario
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Posted 9/16/06
so true
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Posted 9/16/06
beat mario like a hooker
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Posted 9/16/06
hehehe, you know i should post a story. I cants think up one though.
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