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If you found a head in the forest...What would you do?
Posted 3/7/08 , edited 3/7/08
READ THIS SLOWY!!!!! ITS A STUPID JOKE..but I think its funny and wrong in a way
( my brothers told me the joke haha)

Let's say you found a head in the forest,

1st Would you keep the head, & run

OR

2nd Give head to the police and get 1 million dollars.

CHOOSE! 1 or 2!

haha


ahhh seem like ppl dont get the joke XD wow very slow XDD

Posted 3/7/08
Well first I'd faint out of shock then inform the authorities.

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I'd cook the brain and the eyes, eat 'em and gain the dead (wo)man's wisdom and knowledge, then I'd do a "satanic" ritual where I'd resurrect the dead head, thus restoring it's properties. Then I'd kill it with a command spell and deliver it to the police and get one million.


I don't get the joke, what do I win?
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Posted 3/7/08
uh... WTF --^

i would poke it... and you prob wouldnt get 1 million....
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Posted 3/7/08
take it to my house and study the death brain
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lilkrnshort1e wrote:

uh... WTF --^

i would poke it... and you prob wouldnt get 1 million....


Me too! I'd poke it with a stick, because firstly I wouldn't think it was real seeing as though it's not often that you come across a random head in the woods. After I poked it, I would freak out and run off

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Posted 3/7/08
$ 1 000 000 > severed head
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Posted 3/7/08
Id put the head in a jar and keep it as a trophy...
Posted 3/7/08
new soccer ball.




kidding.... ^^
Posted 3/7/08
Erm, I would go OMG WTF!!!
Then run away screaming like the little girl I am
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I`ll bend down and poke it...if its real bring it home and exsperiment it in the basement
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27 / M / Phatuum Thani, Th...
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2! who the hell is gonna do 1!? lol wont it rot? xD (unless ur like a freaky soccer fan or smthn xD)
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Look mom! Dinner!
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Posted 3/7/08
Depends on the quality of the head.
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26 / F / Corner of No and...
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......what kind of fucked up question is that???

For the record I would vomit, THEN get the money.
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