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How to really pick up/attract chicks
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Here are 26 of the greatest things to say and do to easily pick up and attract chicks:

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." this will keep her on her toes. s love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, REALLY hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. s are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be", and repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. Every needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another , make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “f*** you”, and grab the other 's ass. s love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then YOU might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do.) Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying, and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't s?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things, such as football or video games.

15. Spit often. I hear s like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “no, she’ not hungry. “ Make her watch you eat. s love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. s love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a y cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say "no, it’s just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying like a f***ing baby. s like a tough man as I've already stated.

22. Twisters... and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trashcan open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. s actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now, don’t call.
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These are really really dumb
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Heh your a funny kid..
I hope your not being serious by the way

PS: If you want to post stuff like this go to http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2
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1337haxxor wrote:

Here are 26 of the greatest things to say and do to easily pick up and attract chicks:

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." this will keep her on her toes. s love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, REALLY hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. s are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be", and repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. Every needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another , make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “f*** you”, and grab the other 's ass. s love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then YOU might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do.) Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying, and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't s?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things, such as football or video games.

15. Spit often. I hear s like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “no, she’ not hungry. “ Make her watch you eat. s love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. s love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a y cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say "no, it’s just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying like a f***ing baby. s like a tough man as I've already stated.

22. Twisters... and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trashcan open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. s actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now, don’t call.




wt???? dude, YOU are NEVER gonna get a real girl.

what the heck is up with this forum?!

your a jerk.
freals tho man.
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*sigh* Some ways to pick up girls...GOOD LUCK
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kawaiixxbby wrote:


1337haxxor wrote:

Here are 26 of the greatest things to say and do to easily pick up and attract chicks:

1.When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." this will keep her on her toes. s love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, REALLY hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. s are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be", and repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement. Every needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things... they usually mean the most. Then, when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for Asian ladies.

7. If you’re talking to another , make sure she’s looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words “f*** you”, and grab the other 's ass. s love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she’s cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then YOU might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do.) Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying, and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't s?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things, such as football or video games.

15. Spit often. I hear s like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you’re in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she’s about to order interrupt and say “no, she’ not hungry. “ Make her watch you eat. s love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. s love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a y cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. When its raining keep asking her if she’s crying. She’ll say "no, it’s just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying like a f***ing baby. s like a tough man as I've already stated.

22. Twisters... and plenty of them.

23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trashcan open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. s actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

26. If she’s mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you’re going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now, don’t call.




wt???? dude, YOU are NEVER gonna get a real .

what the heck is up with this forum?!

your a jerk.
freals tho man.


Im a jerk? Thanks. I try really hard too.

Whats up with this forum? Its awesome. What are you complaining about?

I wont get a real ? If I actually did these things of course not. But, sometimes I think one of those wooden props would be better than an actual ... they dont bitch nearly as much.

Seriously though... this was all a joke. Who would actually do these things??
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Wow amazing these are exactly the opposite things i would do, I think the title was supposed to be how not to attract females.
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lol, what's funny is that the topic of this forum is already a post in the thread you copied it from.

I'm off to find the link, toodles.
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^^^ What was the point of posting it then? This isnt freaking gaiaonline general discussion forums
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This was in Gaia? A friend of mine emailed it to me... sorry.
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1337haxxor wrote:

24. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren’t important. The only thing that’s important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.



You only have to read number 24, it's what the whole thing is about. And I happen to really disagree with you on the entire thing. You want the girl to be a suck up for you.


EDIT: hehe I would love to see a girl do that thought. I read your post that said they were supose to be a joke everything poped up while I was trying to do something.
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sad tips
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Posting this topic is only half the fun... maybe less. I love the replies... especially the people who actually get mad XD

But anyone who is actually offended by this, its a joke. The title was part of the joke too, since, obviously, these are things you NEVER want to do.
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Do "nice guys/girls" really finish last?
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=1744
What do girls want?
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=3117
Advice on dating a girl
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=8338

I think this could have been posted in any onf these threads, and it was in the What do Girls Want? thread.

I'm not getting mad, taking it seriously, and I do understand the humor. I'm just here to organize the humor.

[EDIT] Post Script, hey these might work. I've been known to fall for an ass or 2 in my day. Ladies go for guys who pray on their self-esteem.
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You forgot the most important one.

Most important tip: Don't get dating advice from an anime/video game forum

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