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Teacher's PET
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26 / M / No body noes
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Posted 3/7/08 , edited 3/7/08
Everyone automatically thinks that being a teacher's pet is a BAD thing...well mabbe it is..but if it gets you an A in a class..who's complaining?? lol I'll admitt that I do suck up to one of my teachers..and that is why I wrote this poem about all the teachers in my school! enjoy!

The teachers in my school must think
They're working in a zoo.
Their classrooms feature many a creature
Who never knew!?

Dr. Fahey has a chimpanzee.
It leaps out and wiggles.
It pulls his hair and bumps his chair
And gives us all the giggles.

Coach Miller has a mice killer,
Inside a case of glass.
When students get loud, he lets the snake out
To quieten down the class.

Mrs. Beutel has a cow with a bell
Who sticks out in sight,
On quiz days it moos and gives us clues
So we can get questions right!

Coach Leblanc has these, called mad, jumping fleas
They're in a jar on the window sill.
I wonder why, his students cry,
"Please sir, we can't sit still!!"

Mrs. Stallings' wish for her angel fish.
Is for them to help calm us down.
Their gentle glide, drifts deep inside
And smooths away each frown.

But Ms. Rose is so sweet, so nice and so neat,
And she has the best pet there can be.
You can bet, there's no other pet,
Because all she needs is ME!


(FYI, these r my teachers' actual last names!)
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Posted 3/7/08
if my teacher was hot female with massive ones then i guess i would.
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21 / F / Canada
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Yes., I'm a teacher's pet. I tend to finish my work early and always ask if theres anything I can help out around the classroom. Yes, I'm a suck up. -_- But hey, it earns more privileges. I don't have to ask everything I want to go to the bathroom and I can practically take it for granted if I want to work in the music room. [empty room next to my classroom] And I think the teacher goes easier on me when it comes to grades. =)
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28 / M / Canada
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The key is having your teacher dislike you but still forced to give you an A, it pisses them off more. Much more fun that way, that is unless that class is mainly based on the participation mark, then I'll usually avoid trying to annoy them as much.
Posted 3/7/08
lmao
Nice poem mate.

I'm really not a teacher's pet but Im the ideal student since Im quiet, responsible, and make top grades in my classes.
I don't suck up to my teachers or really talk to them but they ask me to do favors when ever the
#1 teacher's pet is absent or what ever. Im kind of just a rebound pet.
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F / Earth
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when it comes to MATH... i am a teachers pet...
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28 / M / Look up.
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I am the teacher's untameable pet.
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wont be cuz im like the class clown lol
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23 / M / Massachusetts
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Nice, but maybe you could use even though you're supporting Teachers' Pets

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-94816/Suck-UpsTeachers-Pet.html

or maybe

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-750/Poems.html

and yes, I'm kinda a teacher's pet and the other teacher's nightmare at the same time
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lol i just sleep in class all day and when the teacher calls my name to wake i go " yea " and lift my head.. then i fall back to sleep
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27 / F / Corner of No and...
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erm...i don't think I am. I mean, I'm always quiet during class and always on time and I get my homework turned in on time. On the other hand, I occasionally sleep during class, depending on which class it is I tend to ditch, I NEVER participate in class and refuse to work with others.

Although, now that I'm in college it doesn't really matter either way. The professors couldn't care less.
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26 / F / cebu
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i don't think i am coz i dnt want to befriend them...
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24 / F / 714
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no im not a teacher's pet i do not wish to be one
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24 / M / Canada, Vancouver
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Posted 3/7/08
Nope....
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26 / M / No body noes
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so u guys wouldn't want to be a teacher's pet even if ur grade depended on it???
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