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25 / F / "nowhere city"
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Posted 11/23/07
i have been thinking about suicide since i was 12 years old...
i am not afraid to die... i just think about it... but i am too afraid to do it....
i hate painful deaths.... and maybe that's what holds me back from doing suicide...
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Posted 11/23/07
i dont think a suicide is the answer to our problems...
killing oneself is a mortal sin
yahahahaha
i dont want to commit a suicide.....
i want to live a more productive life
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28 / M / Aus
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Posted 11/23/07

shatterdoll wrote:

I believe committing suicide is the most selfish act someone can perform. Not to mention that things change, so really, are you going to end any chance you have of a better life or just kill yourself? It's ridiculous. You can try a thousand times but you can only die once.

This may be an old post (August), but I have quoted it because I find it a reverb of the most 'cliche' arguments against suicide. This so being:
1. suicide is a selfish act
2. life is going to get better
3. living is a privilege

I will not attempt to rebut this, I will however provide another perspective.


I have thought about suicide for a very long time, but have never really had the courage to attempt suicide. I say 'courage' because it takes a bit more than a will to die to attempt suicide. My reason for wanting to exit life is not because my life is bad, nor is it because of a bad event. It is because life is a paradox for we who are born without a purpose.

Every goal, every achievement, every dream amount to nothing when we die.
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28 / M / canada..........ehh
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Posted 11/25/07
never thought about having to suicide and i hope i never will, its wrong and wasting somthing that you only get once. i think its the losers way out since you cant solve ur own problems unless its some really tough physical pain and ur going to die anyways
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Posted 11/25/07

lordlag wrote:

suicide is for spoiled brats.
you don't own your life.
so it's not for you to take.


that seems kinda retarded, if I want to die, I should be allowed to. Granted I might be selfish in doing so, but if I really want to die, wtf do I care, the ones who love me should acknowledge that as my wish. Gees.

I've tried, it didn't work out, doctors say I should have died, but I didn't...
Posted 11/25/07
There was this emo kid who killed himself, his name was Pat. So every time my friends get pissed they say "I'm going to pull a Pat" Always makes me giggle.
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23 / F / Neverland
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Posted 11/25/07
No point in committing suicide. How does that solve your problems, really? Bringing your own death brings grief to loved ones.
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Posted 11/25/07
Suicide is a bad thing people!!! just think about how many people u will hurt if u kill ur self!! there is always somehting to live for.... if u think there isn't then u need to find out what it is!!!!!!!
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20 / F / Your face
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Posted 11/25/07
Haha. I say they people who comit suicide are pussies.
Just because they have problems doesnt mean others dont as well.
honestly...I think..Its so retarded that I'd laugh. but that would be mean. so i
wouldnt ^^

"do what you love and fuck the rest"
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20 / F / Rowlett, texas
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Posted 11/25/07
well i think there should be like a suicide temple.. but wouldn't that be against gods will?
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22 / M / UK
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Posted 11/25/07
Well as they all say:

live life to the fullest, regret nothing, die anyways
Posted 11/25/07
a stolen classic from somewhere........

"I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man?"



Strangle yourself:
Manliness: 9 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 4 Mess: 0


What you need: hands.

How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.


Hold your breath:
Manliness: 9 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 0


What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.




Lick a hooker's ass:
Manliness: 0 Style: 1 Awesomeness: 1 Mess: 10


What you need: a hooker, $0.75.

How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself!
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24 / F / The Netherlands
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Posted 11/25/07
you have to be grateful that you're alive. Committing suicide shows how selfish you are. Because then you don't think about how you hurt everyone else around you. There will be people that are gonna live the rest of their life full of pain, because of you (even though you think that they don't care 'bout you).
And i absolutely think that it's a sin. If you have pain and are hurt, then just bare with it. It's going to be better.
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31 / M / NC
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Posted 11/25/07
Suicide...the "easy" button.

Joking aside, I used to think suicide was just a selfish act committed by weak willed people. But, after some exposure to life and it's difficulties and progression in my studies, I realize how easy it is to lose sight of things. It is easy to judge when we've never been in such a position of hopelessness and such a skewed frame of mind. People need help sometimes and all it takes it an earnest effort to listen. (I am speaking of real suicide risk people versus those who try to garner attention in a dramatic, and morbid way)
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25 / F / Some where on earth.
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Posted 11/26/07
Never. I love myself way too much. Suicide is stupid kids.
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