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Like the thread title says, post your favorite quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!

Here're just a few of mine...

<Yami> Is there anybody here who actually beleives this guy is a ghost?
<Tristan> I do!
<Yami> Anybody besides Tristan?
<Tristan> I do!
And...

<Yami> Last time, on Yu-Gi-Oh!...
<Tea> Yugi, I think I'm pregnant... And Yami's the father
<Joey> Tristan, don't leave me!
<Tristan> Sorry, Joey, but it's just not working out between us
<Joey> BUT I LOVE YOU! (Yaoi, lol.)
<Tea> Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Weevil's the father
<Yugi> Grandpa, so you're the one who shot Tristan!
<Grandpa> Yes, it was I!
<Tea> Yugi, I think I'm pregnant. And Bakura's the...
<Yugi> No f*king way.
<Tea> Okay, I lied about that one.
<Kaiba> This tim, Yugi, you don't stand a ghost of a chance
<Tristan> Yugi, I think I'm pregnant(Mpreg? WTF?) And you're the father!
<Yami> And now, the thrilling conclusion... Wait, did any of that stuff actually happen?
And...

<Yugi> You're not fooling anyone!
<Tristan> On no, it's a ghost!
<Yugi> Tristan doesn't count.
And...

<Yami> This is Joey's coming of age episode where he proves he's a real man by winning a children's card game all by himself.
*BlackScreen says: [Seriously.]
And...

<GuyInSuit(Let's call him Frank)> Don't make a move or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!
<Kaiba> I'm too rich to be kidnapped!!
*Kaiba throws a chair at Frank and the other guy in a suit(I call him Murray) and jumps out the window
<Murray> Nobody could survive a fall like that
<Kaiba> Actually I seem to be okay.
<Murray> Well, he won't be needing this anymore
*Murray takes Kaiba's deck of children's trading cards
<Kaiba> You'd better not be stealing my deck up there.
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hmm.. i really like the part when they are in the virtula reality world and the prince/princess looks exactly like Mokuba.

<human who looks exactly like mokuba but wears a dress> hello. i'm princess Adina
<Joey> this is just wrong.
<Mokuba> i've never been more traumatized in my entire life. Why would my brother create something so twisted?
<Joey> now do you see why we hate him so much?
*later in the castle
<Adina> welcome to the land of Simlao (wtf!?). every year my people are besett (that's what she/he sais) by a terrible evil. A mythic dragon descends from above to devour
*yugi interrupts
<Yugi> Question.
<Adina> uhm.. yes?
<Yugi> Just what the hell are you anyway? Are you a boy or a girl?
<Joey> mabye it's a shemale, you know, like bakura.
<Mokuba> whatever it is, it's gonna haunt my dreams for the rest of my life'
<Adina> excuse me, my brave heroes, i'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people.
<Yugi> i think it's pretty obvius why your people are suffering, their ruler is a transvestite
<Adina> the only way to defeat the mythic dragon is by resurrecting the ancinent flying machine wich..
*Yugi interrupting again
<Yugi> why weren't you censored anyway? i mean, guns are bad but cross-dressing princesses are a.o.k? (don't know what it stands for)

of you want to watch it :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_v-1A1f91c
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<Announcer> *WARNING: This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Duke Devlin. This also aplies to women without heart conditions. He's very pretty. See, see how pretty he is. He's very pretty. I'd like to run my fingers through his hair, and I'm just a voice. Anyway, without further adue, enjoy your crappy anime cartoon.*

<Tea> Hey Yugi.
<Yugi> SLUT!!! I mean... Tea.

<Tea> Hey, have you guys heard about that new student. They say he's the sexiest thing since sex.
<Joey> Eh.... sex isn't that sexy.

(Duke Devlin performs a cheap parlor trick)
<Tristin> It's magic, he must be a witch!!!

<Joey> I am not a looser, and I'll prove it by challenging you to a children's card game.
<Duke> I accept. But if I win, you have to be my slave.
<Tea> Lucky Bastard.
<Joey> And if I win, you have to close your game shop.
<Yugi> Joey, don't you think that's a little extreme. You can't put somebody out of business just because you're jealous.
<Joey> I'm not jealous. What does he have that I don't have. Aside from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgious green eyes.
<Duke> Don't forget my sweet ass.
<Joey> Yeah, and a sweet ass. But other than that, he's got nothin.
<Tea> Bow Chicka Bow Bow.
<Tristin> BURN THE WITCH!!!

(Duke makes Joey put on a dog costume)
<Joey> This is slightly more humiliating than playing a children's card game.
<Yami> Duke Devlin, you've gone too far. How dare you force Joey to uphold his end of the bargain. I challenge you to a game, and if I win Joey is no longer your slave.
<Duke> Fine by me. But if I win, you must swear upon the life of your grandfather that you'll never play card games ever again.
<Yami> Big deal, he'll be dead by the end of the month.
<Duke> We'll play Dungeon Dice Monsters, a game of my own creation. We each take it in turn to draw dice.
<Yami> So it's just like Duel Monsters.
<Duke> Then we use our dice to summon holographic monsters to the field.
<Yami> So it's just like Duel Monsters.
<Duke> Each player is given 3 heart points, and when they run out the game is.......
<Yami> So it's just like Duel Monsters.
<Duke> Hey, stop it. My game is nothing like Duel Monsters.
<Yami> Prove it then.
<Duke> ...................................................... My game uses dice.
<Tristin> BURN THE WITCH!!!

<Duke> I've waited a long time for this moment, Yugi. I'm going to prove to the world that you're a cheater, by beating you in a game of my own creation.
<Yami> You wanna run that by me one more time?
<Duke> There's, like, no way you could have beaten Pegasus without cheating. He's my idol. I've tried my whole life to be just as masculen as he is.
<Yami> That would explain a lot.

(after the episode)
<Tristin> He must be a witch, he turned me into a newt.......................................... I got better.

Not to mention Duke's theme music is turned on and off abruptly depending on weather he's on screne or not.

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<bakura><tristan> oh no! they're looking for virgin sacrifices! quick, tea, have s*x with me!

<kaiba> oh my gosh! a giant rock!!!

<bakura> zorc, why aren't you out destroying the world?
<zorc> because i have a terminal disease
<bakura> no, what about our adopted daughter?
<zorc> i'm afraid she has terminal disease too
<narrator>don't miss out the next special episode of zorc and pals

<tristan> are you spiderman?

<atem>kkaaiibbba, wake up
<kaiba> hey, yugi, are you here to duel me or something?
<atem>nooo. i will just kick your butt
<kaiba>why are you talking like that?
<atem>i am the ghost of christmas past. i'm here to show youuuu....
<kaiba>will you stop talking like that?

<bakura>watch and learn, kaiba, this is what Christmas will be like in the future
=yu-gi-oh GX=
<kaiba>what the f***
<judai>ok, alexis, it's time to get your game on
<kaiba>no, that's not what you're suppose to say. you're suppose to say "it's time to duel
<judai>i'm gonna throw down a face down
<kaiba>this is horrifying!
<bakura>you don't know the half of it
<kaiba>but where am i? am i dead?
<bakura>no, but you only appear in one episode. that's right kaiba, you get even less screen time than me
<kaiba> no! this can't be real! i won't let it be real! i'll change! i'll change!
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<Bandit Keith> IN AMERICA!

<Joey> I am not a looser, and I'll prove it by challenging you to a children's card game.
<Duke> I accept. But if I win, you have to be my slave.
<Tea> Lucky Bastard.
<Joey> And if I win, you have to close your game shop.
<Yugi> Joey, don't you think that's a little extreme. You can't put somebody out of business just because you're jealous.
<Joey> I'm not jealous. What does he have that I don't have. Aside from the fangirls, and the pretty hair, and those gorgious green eyes.
<Duke> Don't forget my sweet ass.
<Joey> Yeah, and a sweet ass. But other than that, he's got nothin.
<Tea> Bow Chicka Bow Bow.
<Tristin> BURN THE WITCH!!!


<kaiba> OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK!


<human who looks exactly like mokuba but wears a dress> hello. i'm princess Adina
<Joey> this is just wrong.
<Mokuba> i've never been more traumatized in my entire life. Why would my brother create something so twisted?
<Joey> now do you see why we hate him so much?
*later in the castle
<Adina> welcome to the land of Simlao . every year my people are besett by a terrible evil. A mythic dragon descends from above to devour...
*yugi interrupts
<Yugi> Question.
<Adina> uhm.. .yes?
<Yugi> Just what the hell are you anyway? Are you a boy or a girl?
<Joey> mabye it's a shemale, you know, like bakura.
<Mokuba> whatever it is, it's gonna haunt my dreams for the rest of my life
<Adina> excuse me, my brave heroes, i'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people.
<Yugi> i think it's pretty obvius why your people are suffering, their ruler is a transvestite
<Adina> the only way to defeat the mythic dragon is by resurrecting the ancinent flying machine wich..
*Yugi interrupting again
<Yugi> why weren't you censored anyway? i mean, guns are bad but cross-dressing princesses are a.o.k?


<evil possessed teddy bear> HAIL SATAN!

man i just LOVE this series
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<Rebecca>I'm looking for Soloman Mouto
<Yugi>Who the hell is Soloman Mouto?
<Tea>Yugi that's your grandpa
<Yugi>He has a name??

<Yugi>I have a feeling today is going to be super specail awsome. Now if I could just find the right outfit
<Yami>Yugi, you look like a bondage slave
<Yugi>Perfect, girls love bondage slaves. Don't they?

<Tea>Look at him undressing me with his eyes. I wonder what he's thinking.
<Yami>Man I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die. That's right milkshake you have been defeated. Now you got to milkshake prison.

and every line from Marik's Evil Concuil of Doom
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< ashizu> behold kaiba the origon of duel monsters <kaiba> OH MY GOD A GIANT ROCK <ashizu> yes kaiba a giant rock <kaiba> i can't believe what i'm seeing a giant rock its a rock and its giant <ashizu>yes and thats not all come over here kaiba and prepare to see something incredible. <kaiba> okay but its going to but its going to be tough to beat that giant rock <ashizu> what your about to see will change your life forever <kaiba> OH MY GOD another GIANT ROCK thats hilarius
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<mokuba> hey seto can i watch spongebob
<kaiba> shut up mokuba im flagging youtube videos to compensate for the fact that i have an extremely small penis
<mokuba> i like patrick
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I love Kaiba's lines!

Screw the rules I have money!
Screw the rules I have green hair!
My Kaiba-sense is tingling!
Ahh the blue screen of death! My mortal enemy!
Behold the briefcase of death!
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SCREW THE RULES!! I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!

BROOKLYN RAGE!!
Joey, you should stop trying to turn Brooklyn rage into your catchphrase.
But I'm not--
You should just stick to Nyeh.
Nyeh?
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Lol love that one!

I have a whole page on my profile, devoted to YGOTAS quotes, here's the whole thing. (These aren't all of my favorite quotes, just the ones I've bothered to write down.)

These are not in any particular order. Also, the ones without names in front of them with a colon (:) are said by Kaiba.


Seto: I'm here for your Blue Eyes old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me.
Grampa: No.
Seto: Curses. Foiled again.

Your own personal dueling deck: $10, a brand-spanking new duel disk: $30, bribing the school bully so he won't beat you up for playing card games: $50, acitivating Swords of Revealing Light so your opponent is unable to attack your life points directly, leaving him open for a frontal assault on all his monsters: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Kaiba Corp.

Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom! And then once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm going to right-click on it and select "Empty Recycle Bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up unneccessary space, in other words I'm going to kill you!

I have an apology to make, it was wrong of me to force all of you to work over the Christmas period. Instead, I've decided to fire all of you. Happy Hannukah!

With this children's trading card, I will totally rule the world! *cue evil laughter*

Seto:Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?
Ishizu: Yes.
Seto: Best. Destiny. Ever!

Seto (Past Self): Pharoah you're reign of tyranny ends now! We demand that you wear a shirt that covers your manly chest! You're making us all look out of shape!
Random Sorcerer: Our Pharaoh can wear whatever he wants. He worked hard to get that physique!
Seto (Past Self): Why don't you marry the Pharaoh, if you love him so much?
Random Sorcerer: Maybe I will!

Seto (Past Self): Blue Eyes White Dragon! Destroy all his monsters!
Seto: That guy looks just like me! And he has a blue eyes, just like me! And he's an ***hole, just like me!

Ishizu: Unfortunately, we'll never know who won that duel because their name is hidden by Ancient Egyptian spoiler tags.

Ishizu: Now do you believe me Kaiba?
Seto: Since I'm the most skeptical person on the planet, I'm going to say no.

Ishizu: Behold Kaiba, the 3 Egyptian God Cards. Obelisk the Tormenter, Slifer the Executive Producer, and Mega Ultra Chicken.

In the four months since the last episode aired, I have created a brand-new ultra efficient, technologically advanced DUEL DISK SYSTEM. And thats not all, I also have a sexy new outfit. Also, I have a god card.

No one would take me seriously if they knew I was once.....cute.

Seto: I never take off my clothes.
Mokuba: Never, Seto?
Seto: Hey, if you had an outfit that made you look this good, would you take it off?

Mokuba: Where do babies come from Seto?
Seto: Mokuba, we've gone over this! You buy them in a store, just like everything else!

Seto: I kidnapped your grampa, Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission. So could you get over here and call an ambulance for him? I have far too much money to be expected to do it myself.

Seto: How? How could you summon Exodia?
Yami: Kaiba, if you really wish to know...then talk to the hand!

Yugi: By the way, my grampa has a super rare card.
Seto: Rare card? That sounds vague enough to be the Blue Eyes White Dragon, and since I'm a child billionaire in charge of a huge gaming company, I obviously have nothing better to do than check it out.

Seto: Ah! Exodia! Its not possible! Nobody's ever been able to summon him!
Yami: Really? Is that because its so rare?
Seto: No its because this game makes no sense, nobody can figure out how to do it.
Yami: Nobody except me!

Yami: He's right. How can I hope to defeat an Egyptian God Card?
Seto: Quit your snivelling Yugi.
Yami: Huh?
Seto: Just because this guy has an Egyptian God Card, it doesn't mean he's going to win. You and I both know that there's more to card games than having the most powerful monsters. A true duelist doesn't rely on his cards alone. If you want to win this match, you're going to have to take a page out of my book and screw the rules!

Seto: Yugi, you took advantage of a glaring flaw in the Duel Monsters rulebook. Clearly you are an honourable duelist.

Tea: Look at him undressing me with his eyes, I wonder what he's thinking.
Yami:"Man I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die! Thats right milkshake you have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison!"

Yami: Yugi you little *bleep* You son of a *bleepin* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* I'm going to tear off your *bleep* and shove them right up your *bleep**bleep**bleep* And then *bleep* *bleep* *bleep**bleep* on your *bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep* with *bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep* in the *bleep**bleep* and *bleep**bleep**bleep**bleep* and *bleep**bleep**bleep* So then you'll have to *bleep* sideways! *bleep* Hmm? Hi there.

"Yes! You see Pharoah, with my Millenium Rod, I can force people to break-dance!" - Marik

Grampa: Wai-wait a minute, I've been injured so you're going to steal my deck and go play cards with your arch rival?
Yugi: Pretty much.

Grampa: For some reason, playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured.
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A-okay doesn't stand for anything, it means like completely okay.
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BlackMagic98 wrote:



A-okay doesn't stand for anything, it means like completely okay.


ok. thx
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