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death test:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Tuesday, July 28th 2054
At the tender age of 59 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (14%)
Cancer (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
gender test:
It all adds up... we feel 8% certain that you are...
a women!
ompared to others...

58% more male than you — 7% like you — 35% more female than you

untelligent test (omg >.<):
The results are in! You are...
44% Untelligent!
Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for an woman:

" Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, her sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, wolves behave in the same manner, but she's smarter than any animal.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks, anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "



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other tests
greddy test:
Greedy animal! You are certifiably:
40% Greedy! (>.< tehe =P)
That's higher than the Worldwide Greed Average of 36%!
Compared to 2,468,348 other test-takers...

69% less greedy than you — 5% like you — 26% greedier than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS greedy than men.
Women average 33% greedy. Men average 39%.
17% of test-takers read the Wall Street Journal.
52% are braggarts.
And 10% would rather be rich than alive.

lazy test:
Congratulations! You finished the test!
You can't be that lazy, can you? Taking that into account, you are officially...
51% Lazy!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 39%!
Compared to others... (eheheh =P)

90% less lazy than you — 2% as lazy as you — 8% blah blah blah...
Of the 2,929,849 test takers so far...
The average test-taker gets 8 hours of sleep a night
watches 4 hours of TV and plays 2 hours of videogames a day
and takes showers 7 times a week.
Trust fund kids are LESS likely to own a beer hat.
Vegetarians are MORE likely to think about the future.

love test:
You are officially...
35% in Love!
That's more in love than the worldwide average of 19% in love!
Compared to others...

68% lustier than you — 3% equal to you — 29% more in love than you
Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love—the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs—and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about—money, looks, body odor—don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

dateable test:
Hot Cha! You are:
69% Dateable!
That's higher than the Worldwide Dateability Average of 62%!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."
Compared to 3,807,596 other test-takers...

72% less dateable than you — 8% like you — 21% more dateable than you
Some interesting statistics...
Women are LESS dateable than men.
Women average 62% dateable. Men average 63%.
11% would date their own clone.
20% want to be on reality TV.
And 37% have bad teeth.

personality test:
You are a Prober!
(Dominant Introverted Concrete Feeler)

You are a PROBER (DICF)— curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.
Compared to 15,098,758 other test takers...
65% are more Submissive than you.

18% are more Dominant than you.
17% are just as Dominant as you.
35% are more Introverted than you.

47% are more Extroverted than you.
18% are just as Introverted as you.
55% are more Abstract than you.

24% are more Concrete than you.
20% are just as Concrete as you.
72% are more Thinking than you.

16% are more Feeling than you.
12% are just as Feeling as you.

stress test:
You might want to sit down...
You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 21% )))
—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

45% better off than you — 5% like you — 49% worse off than you
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PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY!
You are a PB&J sandwich, congratulations. You get along with most people, and your life is pretty ordinary. You are a generally happy person and have a perfect amount of friends. Like a PB&J, you are liked by most people, and are accepted by peers.

haha yay!! PB&J good!! lol
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Here are my results (These quizzes were funny yet time consuming ) :

Death Test:


Gender Test:


Unintelligence Test:


Sandwich Quiz:


Which Ghost R U Quiz:
Posted 7/17/08
The deat test

I wil die on Wednesday, September 27th 2073
At the ripe old age of 77 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (5%) <<<< Oh my
Drowning (3%)
Homicide (2%)

It was fun xD
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My Result ^^

PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY!
You are a PB&J sandwich, congratulations. You get along with most people, and your life is pretty ordinary. You are a generally happy person and have a perfect amount of friends. Like a PB&J, you are liked by most people, and are accepted by peers.
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death test -- harsh ..

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

Sunday, September 23rd 2074
At the ripe old age of 82 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (7%) wow .. see you in mars ..
Alcoholism (6%)
Homicide (3%)
Drowning (3%)


gender test -- grrr..

It all adds up... we feel 4% certain that you are...
harsh !
A Woman!
Compared to others...

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many women who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the graph above.
Statistically speaking, you are a woman—whether you know it or not.


i'll edit this later ..
Posted 7/22/08
LOL XP

EGG SALAD SANDWICH!
You are an egg salad sandwich. congratulations. You are not the most popular person, but those that are your friends will be by your side forever. Your life is far from ordinary. You are an adventurous person, and arent afriad to speak your mind. Like an egg salad sandwich, you are either hated or loved, and you are very out of the ordinary.

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ouch ! that hurts .. hahahahah ..

The results are in! You are...

50% Untelligent!
Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.



yay !

EGG SALAD SANDWICH!
You are an egg salad sandwich. congratulations. You are not the most popular person, but those that are your friends will be by your side forever. Your life is far from ordinary. You are an adventurous person, and arent afriad to speak your mind. Like an egg salad sandwich, you are either hated or loved, and you are very out of the ordinary.
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im a residual hunter / ghost ?

Residual Haunter
Residual Haunters are often considered a photo in time or leftover energy from the past. some type of horrific landmark in time playing itself over and over in a certain location,( i.e. battlegrounds ). Some see apparitions, some feel energies, and some hear sounds. There have been some theories that limestone deposits have some effect on residual hauntings, as they have been found near active sites and limestone can hold electromagnetic charges. You are a residual haunter.
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Test 1 death .
71 years old

Test 2 gender .
female

Test 3 unintelligence .
67% Untelligent!
Your score is close to the current worldwide average of 63%.
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a moderate but excitingly differentgraph.xcf woman:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
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Sandwich Test

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!
You are a grilled cheese sandwich, congratulations. You are either hated or loved by most people, and your life revolves around your beliefs, religious or not. You are a generally happy person, although you are known to doubt people and others find it hard to gain your trust. Like a grilled cheese sandwich, you are liked by a large amount of people, and are accepted by peers, once they get to know you.

Ghost Test

Time Slip
This type of haunting is most usually seen as sounds and transparent shadows. This has been documented for many years. What may be occurring is actually from the past - another time in life slipping into our time. The ingredients for this to happen are of large proportion, yet to be discovered.
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For the Sandwich Test...

ICECREAM SANDWICH!
You are an icecream sandwich, congratulations. You are an odd person, and perfer cold, dark places. You are not a very happy person, and have a few close friends. Like an icecream sandwich, you are not easily accepted by regular sandwiches/people and are hard on the outside, but soft on the inside.

For the Ghost Test...

Time Slip
This type of haunting is most usually seen as sounds and transparent shadows. This has been documented for many years. What may be occurring is actually from the past - another time in life slipping into our time. The ingredients for this to happen are of large proportion, yet to be discovered.

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gender test
it was right i am a girl

death test
Tuesday, April 21st 2071

unintellegents test
44% unintellegent
because------


" The subject shows a below average intelligence, and her sense of observation is weaker than normal. In many ways, her brain capacity is similar to that of a newborn infant. The subject couldn't even find her own behind in an empty room! (Not that it isn't big enough.)

But what concerns us most about the subject is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "


sandwitch test

ICECREAM SANDWICH!
You are an icecream sandwich, congratulations. You are an odd person, and perfer cold, dark places. You are not a very happy person, and have a few close friends. Like an icecream sandwich, you are not easily accepted by regular sandwiches/people and are hard on the outside, but soft on the inside.

its like they have known me my entire life!!!! Im so proud!


what type of ghost are you?

Apparition of the Dead
These are apparitions of people who have generally been dead longer than 12-48 hours. There are two subsets: 1) those that make one or several visits to someone (they may not have known this person while alive) and 2) the very rare cases of apparitions that linger for months or years around a particular location or person that they associated with when alive.



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death test: sept. 3rd 2061 at 69yrs old.
most likely drowning.

I hate you gender test....

I'm 50% unintelligent. The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "



ICECREAM SANDWICH!
You are an icecream sandwich, congratulations. You are an odd person, and perfer cold, dark places. You are not a very happy person, and have a few close friends. Like an icecream sandwich, you are not easily accepted by regular sandwiches/people and are hard on the outside, but soft on the inside.



Residual Haunter
Residual Haunters are often considered a photo in time or leftover energy from the past. some type of horrific landmark in time playing itself over and over in a certain location,( i.e. battlegrounds ). Some see apparitions, some feel energies, and some hear sounds. There have been some theories that limestone deposits have some effect on residual hauntings, as they have been found near active sites and limestone can hold electromagnetic charges. You are a residual haunter.



Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Not only do you know how to turn the engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate them. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."


IQ test:
You're a Genius!!!
(Your IQ is calculated by comparing your raw test score against others of your age and sex. An IQ of 100 is exactly average. An IQ of 200 is twice as smart as the average person.)





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