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**Kill people game
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27 / M / Singapore
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Posted 10/4/07
The hamsters landed on my face and frightened, they scratched me to my death.

I dropped a pearl
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27 / M / the place. . .
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Posted 10/4/07
The pearl somehow had the AIDS virus and I dropped it on an open wound and died a few days later.

Tampons
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25 / F / offline ~_~ busy...
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Posted 10/5/07
The icky tampon hits me on the head and I die in disgust.

i dropped a grand piano!
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76 / M / Singapore; Singap...
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Posted 10/5/07
The piano was too huge to avoid and it crushes me to death~

I dropped a shuriken
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26 / F / ♥♥Surrounded with...
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Posted 10/5/07
The shuriken was falling so fast that it fell right through me & split me in half

I dropped a whale
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F / CANADA
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Posted 10/5/07
The whale fell on me and crushed me to death

I dropped a Sock
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25 / M / Melbourne, Australia
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Posted 10/5/07
The sock plummets downwards at mach 6 and pulverizes me

I dropped a Kamehameha wave in a bottle
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28 / M / Texas.........
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Posted 10/5/07
*swats sock away, in an indifferent manner*

EDIT: The kamehameha wave in a bottle careens past my face, missing by centimeters, and blows up the white house, which kill me and, sends the entire country into chaos.


*drops a an extremely attractive girl in a maid outfit* 0_o NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Give it back!!! I mean, her........
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Posted 10/5/07
I kill the extremely attractive girl in a maid outfit. no wait, the thing is supposed to kill me, not I kill it... OK, I get it. OK, she vacuums me to death.

I drop a picture of the Pope with his signature.
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27 / M / Singapore
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Posted 10/5/07
I am allergic to photographs and when I saw it my whole body started itchy and I scratchd myself to death.

I drop the worlds most delicious apple pie.
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31 / M
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Posted 10/5/07
I did not know that the world most delicious apple pie have lots of cockroach and i die of food poisoning

I drop a laptop
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Posted 10/5/07
i watch excessive amounts of anime and die without food or water.

I drop a rubber band ball
Posted 10/5/07
i was beat to death by the rubber band ball because i stole it from an old lady ......

i drop a taco
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27 / M / Singapore
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Posted 10/8/07
The taco falls at such an extremely near-impossible speed and smashes my head.

I drop a super soft teddy bear
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25 / F / offline ~_~ busy...
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Posted 10/8/07
the teddy bear comes to life and stabs me with a sharp pointy object.

*drops the sharp pointy object*
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