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**At least 5 ways to kill an enemy
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shooot him
shoot him again
and then shoot hime again
and then shoot him again
and then laugh until he bleeds to death
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3. Spiders. If they are scared of spiders all you have to do is put them in a room full of dangerous spiders and wait. It doesn't make much difference if they're really scared of spiders or not but it would be more fun if they are .
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god i hope you don't want to kill me.....
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Heres a nice twist on just shooting them: Shoot them then say the bullet is an explosive and watch them try to pull it out If they do manage to get it out congratulate them and say you'll spare their worthless life. Then laugh and shoot them in both arms and tell them to pull the bullets out again . If they do it you should at least respect them for it and let them go. But first break their legs .
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sexpanther wrote:


3. Spiders. If they are scared of spiders all you have to do is put them in a room full of dangerous spiders and wait. It doesn't make much difference if they're really scared of spiders or not but it would be more fun if they are .
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god i hope you don't want to kill me.....


I might...
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sexpanther wrote:


kyserin wrote:


sexpanther wrote:


3. Spiders. If they are scared of spiders all you have to do is put them in a room full of dangerous spiders and wait. It doesn't make much difference if they're really scared of spiders or not but it would be more fun if they are .
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god i hope you don't want to kill me.....


I might...


if you put me in a room with spiders in it and locked the door, i would bite my own tongue off. i would seriously choose suicide over death by spider

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6. saw off their limbs using piano wire and leave them to bleed to death (see Audition)
7. put a small nick in their skin somewhere so the smallest bit of blood gets out and then put them in a pool with a great white shark
8. shoot them with a bow and arrow in the eyes then go and yank them out. then slice open their feet and pick out all the metatarsal bones and make them swallow them. then slit all their arteries and watch them leed to death
9. chain them to a wrecking ball and demolish loads of buildings with it.
10. send them to that planet in Starship Troopers and let them be eaten by the bug things
10 a. put them on the planet that was the setting for Alien
10 b. place them on the planet that was used for Pitch Black
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if you put me in a room with spiders in it and locked the door, i would bite my own tongue off. i would seriously choose suicide over death by spider



what if they didn't kill you, they just bit you then someone saved you?

edit: btw number 8 is a good idea...
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hmm
1.get one of thoise sharpened cheese graters and skin your enemy

2.face masks are always a great scare to the enemy's family members

3.solitary confinement.

4.ah,silent hill,this one is pretty painful
get a big fire going and tie the person on top of a tall ladder and burn them slowly by the heat rising,rather than the fire itself.

5.what i personally fear is a huge slit on the throat.its so scary you have like 30 seconds to live and you see the blood fly everywhere,like a fountain and your like AHHHH!!!!!and u hold your neck and your hands are covered in blood.Entertaining to watch if the person is your enemy.
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sexpanther wrote:



if you put me in a room with spiders in it and locked the door, i would bite my own tongue off. i would seriously choose suicide over death by spider



what if they didn't kill you, they just bit you then someone saved you?

edit: btw number 8 is a good idea...


i would have needed some serious therapy if they had bitten me. i would rather die than have a spider crawling on my skin and biting me.
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what is up with people afraid of spders? wel wat ever it is don't move to tucson i've been here for three months and have seen more tarantulas than i can count
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sexpanther wrote:



if you put me in a room with spiders in it and locked the door, i would bite my own tongue off. i would seriously choose suicide over death by spider



what if they didn't kill you, they just bit you then someone saved you?

edit: btw number 8 is a good idea...


i would have needed some serious therapy if they had bitten me. i would rather die than have a spider crawling on my skin and biting me.


wow that's pretty crazy. What about spiders that are completely harmless?

being scared like that is kinda silly because you aren't very likely to ever get bitten by a spider at all, let alone be killed by one.
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5 steps to kill man...

- get married
- have more than one child
- lose your job
- realize that your wife is cheating on you with your best friend or boss
- a divorce and the wife gets everything except the children

... and now your as good as dead

(I'm just kidding. Women, children and marriage aren't that bad )
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sexpanther wrote:


kyserin wrote:


sexpanther wrote:



if you put me in a room with spiders in it and locked the door, i would bite my own tongue off. i would seriously choose suicide over death by spider



what if they didn't kill you, they just bit you then someone saved you?

edit: btw number 8 is a good idea...


i would have needed some serious therapy if they had bitten me. i would rather die than have a spider crawling on my skin and biting me.


wow that's pretty crazy. What about spiders that are completely harmless?

being scared like that is kinda silly because you aren't very likely to ever get bitten by a spider at all, let alone be killed by one.



i no it's crazy. i'm still petrified of them even if they are harmless. i can't stand the way they move, how they make a room seem darker when there's a spider in there. i hate the way that they can be fat and hairy and thin and spindly. i hate the way that they can fit into small places. i hate the way the crawl down your throat at night. whenever i see one, i always freeze and i can't think. i hate their very exsistance. screw the Chaos theory, if i was God, spiders would go...
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Alright kyserin, calm down. There are no spiders right now. Breathe, breathe.
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The Death of a thousand needles:
Throw them inside a cactus plantation and run over them, several times, with youre car.
Death By Exhaustion:
Strap their legs to a treadmill and leave a pool of acid on the back so if they stop, their acidy death awaits.
Twist to the Hangman Game:
Instead of hanging them by the neck, hang youre enemy by the feet in an upside down position, return after a week and see what has happend to youre former comrad.
Death the MARIO BROS way:
Hire two italian plumbers, both gotta have mustaches or it loses its effect, then give em a lizard, some mushrooms and about 1000 $ then order them to beat the sh"t out of youre enemy and there you have it.
Death by old age:
Bribe fater time to make a time vortex around the being of youre enemy so that they will age in an incredible rate.
That or make them watch Naruto and One Piece fillers until they swollow their tounge.
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