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**near death experience
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Posted 4/12/08 , edited 4/12/08
jump between them to make them fight amongst themselves then make a break for it

you're walking your usual route home when a crow lands on your shoulder, suddenly everything is cold, you cant move, cant speak and time has frozen around you ..... in the distance you see a hooded figure covered in bandages about 100 metres away slowly walking towards you, suddenly a blade appears in your right hand and you can move your entire right arm. then the crow suddenly sais "death might not be so bad ... if it isnt by his hands **looks at bandaged freak**"

what do you do
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Posted 4/12/08
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Posted 4/13/08
I preten I'm still frozen,Then when the figure approaches.I slash him!

your doing your morning jog for 15 miles at 9pm..on your last mile you suddenly have to poop/do a dump and there this suspicious looking house which looks abandoned!you break in and look for the toilet,The arent any lights so it's difficult.When you finally find it ,It looks like a toilet in a 5 star hotel unlike the rest of the house which is covered in bugs and cobwebs and roting wooden everything.When you sit down on the toilet seat ,a dark solid shadow like figure opens the door just about 3 metres away from where your siting.His eye on his forehead suddenly opens revealing GREY eyeballs and RED Iris with an orange cat-like line."It" materialises a saw and makes his way towards you saying it will you and eat you for dinner ect...Your still dumping your waste when he's heading towards you. what do you do?
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Posted 4/13/08
i'll throw my shit in its eye then make a break for it with my pants down .... if he continues to persue i'll just throw more shit at him

out of nowhere you wake up in an empty room chained to four corners of a bed ... a man walks in, he's an ugly freak with sharp teeth, he sais he'll show you what your insides look like when he gets back ... so he walks off and you hear the footsteps get weaker, you notice a window but it looks like you're at least 20 floors up ... the angle the window is in indicated its near an alley ... the usually have skips somewhere close to windows ... but this might not be the case here ... with all the adrenaline running through your body you notice that you're strong enough to get free from the chains ... but doing so will dislocate the freed limb ..... you hear the footsteps getting louder ... what do you do
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Posted 4/13/08
I will release my bankai and own that man.

You're falling into a hole and the only thing that you have on you is the clothes you're wearing and some string. You look below and well, you see nothing. You assume its gonna be a long drop. What will you do?
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Posted 4/13/08
play with the string , I'm immortal after all


Your going for a swim in the loch ness (why? Idk) when suddenly the legendary loch ness monster comes from the bottom of the lagoon and grabs you draggin you to the bottom, what do you do?
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Posted 4/13/08
hahaha...gonna take my off my clothes... turn it into some parchute and blow it up.. up.. up! just like patrick the starfish...

hmmm... you woke up..pinned on your bed... ooh my gosh... a very ugly creature starts to lick you and he gets a fork.... he laughs out loud.. preparing to eat you alive....
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Posted 4/14/08
eeww.....As his forks digs into me he realised that the fork doesnt work on my skin and there is no blood nor did i flinch!My skin is very srtong haha.I get up foring the pins out..Grab the fork before he/she has time to think and dig it into them !!!their head then their heart repestedly
arm and legs as well so they feel pain and cant come after if they have no heart or brain or i miss.then I comence a strategic retreat!

Hmm....A Bug flies around.you try to swat it then...It flies into your mouth but before it flew in you saw what looked like a tiny human face with really sharp teeth and a tiny sword..It flies down your throat..You start bleeding because your toncil has been cut..You hear it shouting it will kill you as it will pierce your lungs and hopefully heart!..then you swallow your toncil!You are in pain.You have no strong super powers only inhuman strength
Please note:If it was human size would be the world's best swordman.It is the size of a pea.And you saw the human bug because you were wearing magnifying glasses.
Posted 4/15/08 , edited 4/15/08
well it couldnt kill me because my insides have super human strength then! I will punch myself with all my streght and kill it and swallow it! haha

You are being attacked by a Cobra the size of a an undeground train
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Posted 4/15/08
i'll jump into its mouth when it comes to attack me so i dont get hit with the venomous fangs, then i'll carve upwards towards its brain with a knife then climb out of its head from the inside via its eye .... hehe monster hunter

you fall down and hit your head one day and your sub-conscious takes over your body ... little did you know, your sub-conscious is very suicidal .... (why u didnt off yourself before then isnt part of the script) .. and you only have control of your right arm ... the rest of your body is trying to kill itself ... what do you do
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Posted 4/16/08
uhh...That difficult.I would grab something and pull myself to a pole or something and hit my head so im back to normal!

You are about to be raped and later killed and raped again by your head teacher who is male but a transexual..YOur in your school office all doors are locked and you recently started Karate but you have only practice for 5 hours all together!
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Posted 4/21/08
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Posted 4/23/08
i use my super strong kick which i practised for 5 hours on the head teacher and when his unconsicious search his drawers and pockets for the keys..if not there tie him up and threaten him to give keys!

you are being chased by a moterbike going 600mph
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Posted 4/23/08 , edited 4/23/08
i will put grease on the road.... and pile of crap on the place where i calculated the motorbike will crash...

a giant cat is in your house, it already killed your family... and the only thing that u can find insyd ur house is a spoon...
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Posted 5/10/08
I'll make myself smell of the cats pee so he doesnt notice me then hold on to the ceiling then when it's uner me jump on it and poke it's eyes then jump out da window

just pretend the house you live in is connected to your neighbours house incase it isnt
You suddenly see a hole in your house wall/ceiling and then an eye pops up! which scares the living daylights out of you then you realise you are basicly being peeked at by your neighbour who has mental problems through a hole in the wall .suddenly there a huge banging at your front door...your neighbour is holding a chain saw when you look through hole in the front door ..
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