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What lies did grown-ups tell you when you were a child that you believed?
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Aside from the usual Father Christmas and the tooth Fairy of course!

My mom told me that when you pulled leaves off trees they cried, and that you had to make them happy.
I went round tickling leaves for years before I realised it was a load of rubbish
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You can grow up to be anything....
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my parents told me it doesnt matter what you look like,
its what is inside, and i still believe this, but to a certain
extent. How a person looks will always matter
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the most insane one was that if you pick your nose animals like giraffes will come out of it and eat you
my mom denies she ever said it
but i remember clearly hahah
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My parents told me that my turtle ran away when I was little, and it took me about 4 or 5 years to realise turtles can't run, and they do not run away. I felt stupid xD
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zharaiba wrote:

You can grow up to be anything....


lmao aww thatz so sad I believe that one well if i don't drink milk i wouldn't grow it's all bullshit ppl >_>
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ArashiFanGirl wrote:

My parents told me that my turtle ran away when I was little, and it took me about 4 or 5 years to realise turtles can't run, and they do not run away. I felt stupid xD


What if it walked away determinedly while everyone was asleep, it might still get a way away.

I have never seen a turtle run though "ZOMG teh hoomins r coming evrehbodeh be veeeryy sloowwww."
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WhiteRoseMovement wrote:


ArashiFanGirl wrote:

My parents told me that my turtle ran away when I was little, and it took me about 4 or 5 years to realise turtles can't run, and they do not run away. I felt stupid xD


What if it walked away determinedly while everyone was asleep, it might still get a way away.

I have never seen a turtle run though "ZOMG teh hoomins r coming evrehbodeh be veeeryy sloowwww."


It died, and they didn't want to tell this to a six year old, so they said it ran away, and I believed them xD
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How babies are made [x
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-My mom told me that if I kept sucking my thumb an airplane would fly over my room and pull my tooth out

-She also said that if I put on angry face that I would turn into a gorilla

-My aunt told me that if I shower too long, a bear would break from under the tub and eat me (She only said that so we wouldn't use up all the hot water T_T)

-My sister told me that when rabbits wrinkle their noses, their noses turn into nails. She claims she never said that >_>

-I think my cousin once told me that if you drink water from the washroom tap, you'd die

-My mom told me that if I pick my nose, it would enlarge


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Posted 3/11/08
that on July 4th america was celebrating my bday.. all for me.



LIES... all lies.
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i was told babies fell out of the sky lol i believed them until that one day i saw someone jump off a building and go splat against the pavement
Posted 3/11/08

Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x


Yeah lmao Mimi!

My mom was all like "sex is illegal"

lmfao!
Posted 3/11/08
"to eat all your rice or else they will cry"

and "carrots make your eyes beautiful" but my eyes went retarded and i can't see far so basically i now wear glasses.
Posted 3/11/08

O_oStefferzO-o wrote:


Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x


Yeah lmao Mimi!

My mom was all like "sex is illegal"

lmfao!


Hahahaha!! Really? My parents told me that you have to "pray" so that God will give you a baby. AHAHA!
Also, when I first got my period [I was 9yrs old goin' on 10].. & I did NOT know wtf was happening to me
my explained it to me what "menstruation" was &she told me to never kiss a boy or else I could get pregnant.
Lol.
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