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What lies did grown-ups tell you when you were a child that you believed?
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alot of FAKE stuff lol
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The boogeyman would come if I wasn't asleep by midnight....how the f*** does that help keep me quiet!? It just made me even more awake!

Also if I ate food upstairs I would turn into whatever I ate...I lived in fear for about 2 years thinking I was going to wake up one day as a freakin' cookie!!

If we mis-behaved they'd say "We'll take you back to the shop!!"

and Santa Claus of course...I believed that aaaall the way lmao....my older brother found out it was a lie when he was like 10.

Tsshh...sinister can parents get? Santa Claus....pfffffft....
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masamain wrote:

"to eat all your rice or else they will cry"

and "carrots make your eyes beautiful" but my eyes went retarded and i can't see far so basically i now wear glasses.


Wouldn't the rice prefer NOT to be eaten lol Anyway my mum told me that every time I didn't eat all the green stuff on my plate a fairy would die. I must be a homicidal maniac by now
Posted 3/11/08

Stickmania wrote:


masamain wrote:

"to eat all your rice or else they will cry"

and "carrots make your eyes beautiful" but my eyes went retarded and i can't see far so basically i now wear glasses.


Wouldn't the rice prefer NOT to be eaten lol Anyway my mum told me that every time I didn't eat all the green stuff on my plate a fairy would die. I must be a homicidal maniac by now


i hear that one too i just forgot haha
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renjihibimaru wrote:

i was told babies fell out of the sky lol i believed them until that one day i saw someone jump off a building and go splat against the pavement


When'd you see that?
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Deja vu....
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LOL july 4th was ur birthday. i am sooooo gonna tell my kids that.
most of you guys learned it urself..

not my parents though but my best friend told me u get birth marks because thats the spot of contact where god literally kicked you out of heaven. i was young enough to not know my age, and i gullibly believed him. i confronted him later several years ago. u can imagine the reaction.
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my parents lied to me dat-
parents are always right
teachers are always right
school is fun
staying up too late can kill you
saying the word coffin is bad luck
god exist
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"I love you"...lol. jk. i love mi mum
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They said Mcdonalds is Evil
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they said that a priest would come out of my wound, that if i don't take naps a monster named gurang would eat me. haha. and i was a fool to believe those stuff. XD
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music190 wrote:

That whenever it thunders, God is just bowling.


same here!

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Santa Claus is real.
If you are a naughty child, someone will get you and put you in a sack. Then, he will beat you around with a stick and throw you in the river...LOL that scared me so I NEVER slept in class!
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Tooth Fairy....... I figured out that because my mom forgot and I went in my room and saw here put 25 cents
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animecrazy86 wrote:


Aside from the usual Father Christmas and the tooth Fairy of course!

My mom told me that when you pulled leaves off trees they cried, and that you had to make them happy.
I went round tickling leaves for years before I realised it was a load of rubbish


at least ur mom got the mssg across u no it is not good to pinch leaves they r living afterall
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