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What lies did grown-ups tell you when you were a child that you believed?
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None.. im muslim and in islam telling a lie (even if its to make a child happy or other reason ) is not allowed ..most parents who stick to the religion never tell their kids a lie even if it is a small one
Posted 3/11/08

temmet wrote:

They said Mcdonalds is Evil


only ronald mc donald is evil
Posted 3/11/08
that If i puch my brother in the stomach It wont come out i never went near my brother because of that
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i remember mom telling me never lose ur virginy until u get married or you will have bad luck for the rest of ur life
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ArashiFanGirl wrote:

My parents told me that my turtle ran away when I was little, and it took me about 4 or 5 years to realise turtles can't run, and they do not run away. I felt stupid xD


What if it walked away determinedly while everyone was asleep, it might still get a way away.

I have never seen a turtle run though "ZOMG teh hoomins r coming evrehbodeh be veeeryy sloowwww."


It died, and they didn't want to tell this to a six year old, so they said it ran away, and I believed them xD


I'm sorry the turtle died by the way, I just went all Larsonesque.

Who is this Larson you say? Look here (if you want).

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i was told babies fell out of the sky lol i believed them until that one day i saw someone jump off a building and go splat against the pavement


When'd you see that?


awhile ago i was like 7 or 8
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i remember mom telling me never lose ur virginy until u get married or you will have bad luck for the rest of ur life


Dratted superstition.

Also I'm imagining someone saying "that's so virginy" which I find linguistically amusing.
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Two lies that I've always belived was;
1. if you play with boys (or the oppsite sex) you'll grow a tail
2. If you see or look at private parts you'll get pink eyes (or your eyes will turn red)
Posted 3/11/08

Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x

my dad said i was made at walmart and i bought me 75% off
it was a joke but i thought it was real back then

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lol definitely the tooth fairy but I stayed up one time and watched my dad put money under my pillow while I was asleep.
Posted 3/11/08

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Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x

my dad said i was made at walmart and i bought me 75% off
it was a joke but i thought it was real back then



Awww! That was funny. Lols! I woulda thought it was real if I was younng.
Posted 3/11/08
My mom told me that if I don't quit bitting my nails, worms will grow in my stomach...
Posted 3/11/08

xcsfier wrote:


Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x

my dad said i was made at walmart and i bought me 75% off
it was a joke but i thought it was real back then



lol 75% off... i wouldve said we got you off a raffle or something...
Posted 3/11/08

PiLLiPiNoY wrote:


xcsfier wrote:


Shaun_Mimi wrote:

How babies are made [x

my dad said i was made at walmart and i bought me 75% off
it was a joke but i thought it was real back then



lol 75% off... i wouldve said we got you off a raffle or something...

heh i would say to my kids i won them off the lottery

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renjihibimaru wrote:


Soulcallibar wrote:


renjihibimaru wrote:

i was told babies fell out of the sky lol i believed them until that one day i saw someone jump off a building and go splat against the pavement


When'd you see that?


awhile ago i was like 7 or 8


How cruel.. o_o
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My parents told me that the Bible was a Book of truth,
so I read it and believed every word till I was like 10
thats when I told myself like... Dude... theres nothing after life... (by my own)
cause my Sister killed my Cat... awkward... XD
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