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What lies did grown-ups tell you when you were a child that you believed?
Posted 3/11/08
one time when i 6 i was eating a watermelon and i ate a seed... i told my mom and she said... "oh... later that seed will grow into a watermelon... then when it get big enough it will xplode inside your stomach... then youll DIE... LATER that night i cried myself to sleep... they next day i told my dad i was goin die soon... THEN he started laughing in my face and said "your moms jst fucking with you... "
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keep pulling face and if the wind changes it will stick
the stork
that i fell out of bed and hit the floor froma bunk and stayed asleep
the toothfairy
santa
etc etc.
i remember my dad trying to tell me that he met the toothfairy and he was a jelly man when i was like 13 lol
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Posted 3/11/08
-__-; my mom told me she found me next to a garbage truck......
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the amount of rice left in ur bowl is how much acne and pimples ur boy/girlfriend will have on his face and chicken will cause u to have pimples(but that hasnt been confirmed yet, because chicken has a lot of hormones and stuff in it, so it may cause you to hit pubery early and create more acne, pimples, and breakouts)
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oh, and if i go crosseyed for more than a min. then itll be stuck like that forever, lol!
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lols, and the watermelon and cherry stories about them growing in ur stomach and u will die in a few years if u dont drink ur milk and the strok brought u to us and if ur good, u'll get a dog, like thats ever gonna happen...
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Posted 3/11/08
THAT I WAS ADOPTED D:<
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Posted 3/11/08

PiLLiPiNoY wrote:

one time when i 6 i was eating a watermelon and i ate a seed... i told my mom and she said... "oh... later that seed will grow into a watermelon... then when it get big enough it will xplode inside your stomach... then youll DIE... LATER that night i cried myself to sleep... they next day i told my dad i was goin die soon... THEN he started laughing in my face and said "your moms jst fucking with you... "



LMFAO!!! AWW that's so cute . I heard that one off of Rugrats XDD. I believed it too
Posted 3/11/08

Jade808 wrote:


PiLLiPiNoY wrote:

one time when i 6 i was eating a watermelon and i ate a seed... i told my mom and she said... "oh... later that seed will grow into a watermelon... then when it get big enough it will xplode inside your stomach... then youll DIE... LATER that night i cried myself to sleep... they next day i told my dad i was goin die soon... THEN he started laughing in my face and said "your moms jst fucking with you... "



LMFAO!!! AWW that's so cute . I heard that one off of Rugrats XDD. I believed it too


rugrats did have an episdoe about that... huh ? when they went inside of chucky and at end he burted it out... that was a good show... the show when they show them older is gay...
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Posted 3/11/08
if you eat watermelon seeds it will grow in your tummy,/yellow] and you'll be come a tree in 3 days or i freaked out when i was told that!!
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Posted 3/11/08

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i was told babies fell out of the sky lol i believed them until that one day i saw someone jump off a building and go splat against the pavement


When'd you see that?


awhile ago i was like 7 or 8


How cruel.. o_o


that was the last time i ever believed my parents seriously......
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Posted 3/11/08

Omok wrote:

-__-; my mom told me she found me next to a garbage truck......


Me too!!!
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Posted 3/11/08

PiLLiPiNoY wrote:


Jade808 wrote:


PiLLiPiNoY wrote:

one time when i 6 i was eating a watermelon and i ate a seed... i told my mom and she said... "oh... later that seed will grow into a watermelon... then when it get big enough it will xplode inside your stomach... then youll DIE... LATER that night i cried myself to sleep... they next day i told my dad i was goin die soon... THEN he started laughing in my face and said "your moms jst fucking with you... "



LMFAO!!! AWW that's so cute . I heard that one off of Rugrats XDD. I believed it too


rugrats did have an episdoe about that... huh ? when they went inside of chucky and at end he burted it out... that was a good show... the show when they show them older is gay...


YEAH! That episode was so cool. That show.. I love it. LOL!! I liked "All Grown Up" a little , but it did kind of ruin Rugrats. I missed the old one after
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Posted 3/11/08
Hmm....Oo! They told me that trees turn into vampires at night. I really did believe that. Sadly, they never tried to lie about Santa or anything. But I always hoped that Santa was true. (Not anymore of course).
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Posted 3/11/08
that if a moth touch me my belly would explode..
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