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**The -hilarious- Dating Game
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26 / F / in my house
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Posted 8/21/07
sure * opens up cardboard box*

can i stare into ur eyes forever so that i may always b able 2 see stars
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37 / F / Fort Meade, MD
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Posted 8/21/07
you might be able to see the stars in my eyes if you looked up from my chest for five seconds...

True Love can be taken... hi, i'm Ms. Love, you can call me True
Posted 8/21/07
Sure, I'll call you whatever you like.
However, if you hurt me, I'll demote you from my love list.


Can I build a house inside your heart?
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Posted 8/21/07
Only if its made out of bricks.

If you were a top, I would spin you. .....
Posted 8/21/07
you would spin me right round *starts to sing*

i'm sorry, i've lost my name, can i have yours
Posted 8/21/07
Sorry pal. I'm saving the lastname for my soon-to-be-wife.


Promise me, I'm yours.
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20 / F / Washington
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Posted 8/21/07
im yours? i thought ur mine?

hey cutie! wanna have fun tonight? we can do lots of stuff like watch anime and play chess and play with my mom!
Posted 8/21/07
okay, but only if your moms good at chess

i'm not drunk, but youre looking pretty
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28 / M / Home of SeaBiscuit
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Posted 8/21/07
I'm drunk and you still look butt ugly.

Today's word is legs. Now lets go to my place and spread the word
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24 / F / Vienna. At least,...
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Posted 8/21/07
i will if you give me candy

ill take you to the candy shop
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27 / M
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Posted 8/21/07
what im a bear now? man i need to lose some weights

can i be Helicase so i can look up your jeans
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24 / F / Vienna. At least,...
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Posted 8/21/07
i'd rather you be a tampon LOL

hey, i think i've got something up my *not pg-13 word* can u please help me take it out?
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24 / M
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Posted 8/22/07
sure but its going to cost you

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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28
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Posted 8/22/07
no idea, u have to ask him yourself.

hey, do i know you?.. i might have seen u before..
Posted 8/22/07
Yes. You probably had seen me taking over your previous girlfriend.


Am I allowed to see your parents now?
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