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How to court a woman ?
Posted 3/12/08

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aerielle wrote:

bring her to a COURTROOM!


haha! so lame~ *whacks myself with a frypan*

sometime girls should shut up more



yes sir!
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Posted 3/12/08

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How to court a woman ?


Learn how to do Oral Sex really well.
Talk to Lesbians
Watch and take notes on Porn.
Learn how to lick the Alphabet on their clitorous.
Not a lot of guys do Oral Sex and they do it badly on the most part.

This way if you do get a girl she will take a lot of abuse before she leaves you.
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Posted 3/12/08
is this still being used today? i don't think so. maybe only a few courts women nowadays. i know a lot of women who move on their own, if they like the guys, then go get them.
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Posted 3/12/08

Sulla wrote:


ysabellat wrote:



How to court a woman ?


Learn how to do Oral Sex really well.
Talk to Lesbians
Watch and take notes on Porn.
Learn how to lick the Alphabet on their clitorous.
Not a lot of guys do Oral Sex and they do it badly on the most part.

This way if you do get a girl she will take a lot of abuse before she leaves you.


why don't they do oral sex? when they like being BJ-ed?
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Posted 3/12/08

gourdbreaker wrote:


Sulla wrote:


ysabellat wrote:



How to court a woman ?


Learn how to do Oral Sex really well.
Talk to Lesbians
Watch and take notes on Porn.
Learn how to lick the Alphabet on their clitorous.
Not a lot of guys do Oral Sex and they do it badly on the most part.

This way if you do get a girl she will take a lot of abuse before she leaves you.


why don't they do oral sex? when they like being BJ-ed?


I suppose since the vagina gets wet it just is obscene to men, plus Oral Sex is submissive in action one has to look to find control when the one that is being licked could beat the guy on the head or hurt their head with the legs.
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Posted 3/12/08
ROFL

1. Buy a horse
2. Buy shiny knight armor
3. Bribe some guy (or girl) to attack that girl that you want to court
4. Rescue her in your shiny knight armor
5. Take a ride on the horse together
6. Kill horse secretly
7. BBQ or roast (horse) for her
8. Dim the camp fire
9. Kneel on the floor
10. Realize how miserable you'll be for the next 50 or 60 years
11. Run like the wind


Please attempt at your own discretion

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Posted 3/12/08

Sulla wrote:


aerielle wrote:

bring her to a COURTROOM!


haha! so lame~ *whacks myself with a frypan*

sometime girls should shut up more


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Posted 3/12/08
didn't they tell you chivalry is dead, but the thought is there.
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Posted 3/12/08

Sulla wrote:


ysabellat wrote:



How to court a woman ?


Learn how to do Oral Sex really well.
Talk to Lesbians
Watch and take notes on Porn.
Learn how to lick the Alphabet on their clitorous.
Not a lot of guys do Oral Sex and they do it badly on the most part.

This way if you do get a girl she will take a lot of abuse before she leaves you.



Confidence, ambition, passion, desire, lust for more, self-loving first, BOLD, always ahead, cynical, humorist, exciteble, flirt, love women, excellent eye contact, tactician.....................................oh i'll take 1,2,3,4, as well
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Posted 3/12/08

omnisx wrote:

ROFL

1. Buy a horse
2. Buy shiny knight armor
3. Bribe some guy (or girl) to attack that girl that you want to court
4. Rescue her in your shiny knight armor
5. Take a ride on the horse together
6. Kill horse secretly
7. BBQ or roast (horse) for her
8. Dim the camp fire
9. Kneel on the floor
10. Realize how miserable you'll be for the next 50 or 60 years
11. Run like the wind


Please attempt at your own discretion



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
thats funny
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Courtship?
Posted 3/12/08
whaaaa
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Do what Shin does in the anime Nana
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Posted 3/12/08

ysabellat wrote:

How to court a woman ?


Aww, how old school. Cute.

Anyway, what kind of man courts a woman nowadays? Maybe you should go read some 19th century English romance for those kinds of pointers.
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Posted 3/12/08
uhh.. i have no experience on this ^_^
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