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How to court a woman ?
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Posted 5/7/09 , edited 5/7/09

kitoka wrote:

Put your best food forward in anything that you do to get her attention without concealing the real you.


LOL...ROTFLOL...kitoka that may be a difficult task unless you're BOBBY FLAY...lol.

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FastEddie_aka_Elvis wrote:


kitoka wrote:

Put your best food forward in anything that you do to get her attention without concealing the real you.


LOL...ROTFLOL...kitoka that may be a difficult task unless you're BOBBY FLAY...lol.



LOL.
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Posted 5/7/09
Process her through the MKULTRA program, trust me it works!!
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bust out a ring with a massive rock on it... with the ice glinting so bright in the sunlight it shines like a star on her finger...
then say "marry me, if you hate me you can always divorce me"

voila, instant courtship, if the massive ring doesn't hook her, the wierdo proposal is sure to reel her in.
Posted 5/7/09

kyoukoujin wrote:


ozaru wrote:


kyoukoujin wrote:

serenade

what if i sand off key, they would reject the courtship !!!! , that proves it THEY HAVE HIGH STANDARDS!!!!!!


Actually, you don't have to sing. Hire a band. Then, as soon as she opens the window of her house at night to check who's singing outside, present her a dozen of red roses.

or

do this:



movie: Say Anything (1989)





Well, if you manage to serenade an old-fashioned Filipina and she hates your guts, she might reject your attempt by pouring you with a bucket full of cold water.

Too expensive.
Give the bitch a $20 box of godiva and you're good to go.
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lunatic-exorcist wrote:

make her feel special
give her chocolates
visit her family
give her flowers
surprises would be great
fireworks display
do everything for her
but above all
show your respect to the woman


That is bullshit Unless you like all rich and shes rich herself.
Where I'm from nobody got money for taht shit and no parents want to spend time with you.
It de[ends in the area where you live. I live in aplace where gierls are like fuck all that . Lets smoke a blunt n fuck. ANd tyhat why we al have kids lol

But to answer the questuion its the attitude.. Like I told this girlie I was that shit and she believed me.
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1. Give her a tennis raquet

2. tell her that youll see her in court

3. Profit

4. ??????
Posted 5/12/09
Be yourself and be honest ^_^

If that aint enough, you don't deserve better
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i dunno.
Posted 5/13/09
How to court a women.

WTF you on drugs little kid ?
Posted 5/13/09

Sulla wrote:


aerielle wrote:

bring her to a COURTROOM!


haha! so lame~ *whacks myself with a frypan*

sometime girls should shut up more


Agreed
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Posted 5/13/09

tw1zted wrote:

Yes please, how to court a woman? Bear in mind I have no idea what this folly is about.

I believe he means pay court to women, as in win their approval. I don't mean to brag but, ignore them, they'll crawl right back to you.
Actually I do mean to brag. Good day my fellow eager to learn gentleman.

lol
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Posted 5/13/09
just treat her nice i guess
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Cook them dinner.
Show them you're clean (not messy house etc) and have manners (open doors etc)
As long as you're a decent guy; just be yourself.
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Posted 5/13/09

Kippu wrote:


tw1zted wrote:

Yes please, how to court a woman? Bear in mind I have no idea what this folly is about.

I believe he means pay court to women, as in win their approval. I don't mean to brag but, ignore them, they'll crawl right back to you.
Actually I do mean to brag. Good day my fellow eager to learn gentleman.

lol
This is officially my favourite reply of all time.


The old girl still exists after a few months of me being gone.
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