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Stuff White People Like (blog)
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white people LOVE sushi. when i used to have those "whats your favorite food" discussions in class a crapload of white people say "sushi". you're white, stop saying you love sushi damnit! eat your $1 hamburgers!
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I live in LA which I think is one of the most diverse places to live, and I've seen plenty of white guys w/ azn girls not uncommon at all but I still feel strange about it. I have an azn friend and she would never date an azn guy, she only goes after white guys, and she said because azns look alike Hahaha.
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they say white guys want asian girls because they tend to be more submissive...I dunno...just heard it....in fact, try searching the net for asian women and you'll get into some...order a bride something......that "thing" about ordering....it's just not right...
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srry but i simply LOL at this


#71 Being the only white person around

This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience.

In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person.

Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable.

The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over.

Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight.

Note: This does not apply to night clubs.




#58 Japan

Though there is full white consensus on a number of white things, there is perhaps nothing that draws more universal white acclaim than the island nation of Japan. It should be noted, that some white people harbor SOME ill will toward Japan because of whaling, killing dolphins or Nanking. But those are generally considered isolated incidents that do not indict the entire nation.

White people love Japan for a number of reasons. Sushi is pretty much the biggest one, since white people have spent so much time Sushi restaurants, enjoying the food, learning about how to eat it, and how to be snobby about it. This natural curiousity fills them with a need to pay a visit to Tsukiji and taste the freshest Sushi possible.

But it goes beyond just food, all white people either have/will/or wished they had taught English in Japan. It is a dream for them to go over seas and actually live in Japan. This helps them not only because it fills their need to travel, it will enable them to gain important leverage over other white people at Sushi restaurants where they can say “this place is pretty good, but living in Japan really spoiled me. I’ve had such a hard time finding a really authentic place.”

White people also love Japan because of it’s tradition, futuristic cities, films, kawaii stuff, music, and writers. Many white nerds are into anime, so being too into this can be seen as a negative by white people. It’s best to have a passing familiarity for things like Hayao Miyazaki who is universally accepted by white people, or if they don’t know who is he, they will look him up and they won’t find weird violent or sexual cartoons.

If you find yourself in an awkward silence with white people, just mention how you want to go to Japan. They will immediately begin talking about how their trip to Japan, or their favorite stuff from Japan, but it will be entirely about them. This is useful as you no longer have to talk, and they will like you for letting them talk about themselves.

But like with anime, you have to be careful about how much you like Japan. If you know how to speak Japanese, you kind of ruin it for everyone else.




#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

White people are pretty conflicted about their culture. On one hand, they are proud of the art, literature, and film produced by white culture. But at the same time, they are very ashamed of all the bad things in white culture: the KKK, colonialism, slavery, Jim Crow laws, feudalism, and the treatment of native americans.

One way they can make up for it is becoming marginally acquainted with foreign cultures. It is generally acceptable for a white person to learn a few terms in a language spoken primary by non-whites (such as Chinese, Tagalog or Portuguese). They can then use these phrases to order certain ‘more authentic’ dishes in restaurants.

White people can also take passing interest in film, politics, music or art from these countries. When they actually meet someone from that country, or at least who has parents from that country they cannot wait to engage you in all the details that they have learned.

“Have you heard the new Andy Lau CD? It’s awesome!”

It is imperative that you recognize how special and unique this white person is for knowing about your culture. Acceptable responses include “Wow, I’ve never seen a white person order chicken feet,” or “How did you find about that film? I didn’t think they had dubbed it yet.”

These responses will fill white people with that self satisfaction they need. Also, they consider a reminder that they are not racist, which also makes them feel terrific.




#8 Barack Obama

Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist.
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Posted 4/2/08
hehe funny stuff... reminds me of the book: "the dimsum of all things"
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73 / F / Pearl of the Orient
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Posted 4/2/08
They like the Asian girls because they're different from white girls they see everyday. It's just like how many Asian men like white girl because they're different from the Asian girls they see everyday. I mean, ever wonder why some anime charactershave big eyes, blonde hair and big boobs?
Posted 4/5/08

kentucky89 wrote:


1highcutiepie wrote:

why would guys like asian women more? yea most asian women are skinny but they usually have really small boobs.


HAHA!! that's true.. i'm asian and i wont deny it..


hehe i am half and half and that is true but i say i am not that skinny because i am to busy either watching anime or doing other stuff then work out
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mcdonals lmao
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burger kings
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there are alotta white x asian couples at my school lol.
and usually the guy is white and the female is azn o.o''
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kayis2die4 wrote:


kentucky89 wrote:


1highcutiepie wrote:

why would guys like asian women more? yea most asian women are skinny but they usually have really small boobs.


HAHA!! that's true.. i'm asian and i wont deny it..


hehe i am half and half and that is true but i say i am not that skinny because i am to busy either watching anime or doing other stuff then work out


i agree with this statement.
i'm asian myself and i'm B cup.
my friends say i'm skinny but i believe i'm average
one of my white friends is like.. C cup lol.
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Posted 4/5/08
i think that guys chatting shit. aesthetically, i think thats my preference... but its only that.
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the terms 'jungle fever' , 'yellow fever' , 'rice queen' etc . are simply racist terms . everyone is attractive in their own distinctive way .
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Posted 4/5/08

LinWenWen wrote:

LOL> i know if my sister goes out with a black guy, my grandma will have a heart attack. no prejudice intendedd


Black people are scary.
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