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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Prachett

^thats a remake the original is:
“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”—Author unknown

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GSD lacus: first you decided....then you follow through.

can't remember where this was from: happiness lasts as long as you want it to.

my hockey coach: start strong, end stronger
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arano wrote:

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Prachett

^thats a remake the original is:
“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”—Author unknown




Yes, but if you read Terry Pratchett's quote you have to ask yourself this "what happens when you set a man on fire?"

I am sure you will see the difference when you pay more attention to this small bit of trivia
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^hey!i just wrote the original one,which its based on,whats wrong with that?

v i know,i just wrote the original,because its more funny if you know it,dont you think?
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lol when you set someone on fire he dies :P

The whole point was to be a mocking parody


arano wrote:
v i know,i just wrote the original,because its more funny if you know it,dont you think?


Ahh - Gotcha. Yeah, you're right
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because if you cant say,that you dont mean ,what you say,because then you couldnt know,that others cant know,what it means,if you say,that you dont mean,what you say,then you cant say,that you mean,what you say~niklas luhmann (poor translated by me,sorry)
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-Coach McGuirk: Life sucks, Brendon. That's your lesson. Go enjoy it.
-Amy Wong: Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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Fry: "I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache, with pictures!"
Leela: "You mean an idea?"
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"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -- it is the illusion of knowledge." Quote by basically everyone
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Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first. - Dunno
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^ funny something someone on tv would say, more of an insult than a quote....but still funny
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Eros wrote:

Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first. - Dunno


Lol, I'll keep that one in mind.Though I guess it'd be more fun if I was a man and could say it to girls.
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^^^ LOL

* “Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.”
* “The minute a man ceases to grow, no matter what his years, that minute he begins to be old.” ~ William James
"Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends! Well I say there are some things we don't want to know! Important things!"
- Ned Flanders
"Whenever one finds oneself inclined to bitterness, it is a sign of emotional failure."
Bertrand Russell
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my favortie quote is from einstein "There are two things in existence that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former."
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This was written as grafitti above a urinal in a University comfort room. I'll write the translation (it was written in Filipino. The original sounds better, but the translation is just as hilarious)

Translation: "You hold the future of the nation!"

Damn... I had a hard time pissing straight... XD
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