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Mines short but sweet! Its from Shin Chan and its "Mr. Sandmans a DICK" How many times Ive woken from a nightmare w/that quote running through my brain!
Posted 9/3/11

Cod-of-War wrote:


underlock wrote:


Lauriet wrote:

God once kissed a place on Earth, and the people of the world named it Germany.


Thus Hitler was born.


Wasn't Hitler born in Austria?



I was hoping for something a little more entertaining, but it was underwhelming. It doesn't even know where Adolf Hitler was born.

Ah, oh well.
Posted 9/3/11
Quite frankly, I always thought Hitler was Chinese.
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He was sent to school by a Chinese family (who then abruptly dissapered after he went psycho) so you're on the right track

Well that's what I heard anyways
<-------- is not sure what to believe these days
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"If you hear rumors about me they are probably true. And if your dumb enough to actually believe them, I should probably stop talking to you." - said by my incredibly sarcastic friend Sung Ju Lee to a creepy stalker chick
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Chris Titus

"I finally quit drinkin when i was 17, ya imagine the screwup i was. I quit drinkin because its bad for your health, and i fell into a bonfire. You dont need AA when you fall into a bonfire its a one step program."

from the stand up act Norman Rockwell is Bleeding if you havent seen it you need to
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~I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, you know?~
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Posted 1/22/12
HITLER ATE THE -insert food that was stolen- NOT ME!
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* We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever.

* Ignore the pain, love and learn, forget and forgive because you only have one life to live ♥
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26 / F / pLaNeT eArTh???
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"For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world.” - Oscar Wilde

That depressed me for awhile but then I realized that its going to come..I just see it before everyone else :)

"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"-
George Bernard Shaw


I live by those words.

And my favorite humorous quote is "Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil"

These are all for today xD

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She married me for my looks, I married her for her money. As you can see we both lost out on that deal.......witticism overheard in a restaurant 50 years ago when I was on vacation with my Mother somewhere in Nova Scotia.

Lost my soul
to the cold
because I didn't burn
West Virginia coal............some folks read graffiti on walls. I read them on railcars.

Like oats in a horse, just passin' thru.
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"Im one of those people whose soul had to be removed to make room for all this sarcasm."
"Im not good at giving advice... Can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
Posted 2/12/12
"I hate you".
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"Speak to me or speak to God. It's your choice." - Altair ibn La 'Ahad
Posted 2/13/12
"People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting."
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