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Stupid things your school says
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25 / M / U.K
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Posted 1/28/07
My school has a pretty ridiculous 'one way system' meaning, there are 2 sets of stairs (one at either end of the building) BUT if you wanna go down, you can only do it via the 'down' stairs. Yes. We have 'down' and 'up' stairs. Even if your class is right next to the down stairs, if you wanna go up, you have to take the long route to get to the up stairs. Apparently it stops the corridors getting clogged with students, but they still do. They don't seem to realise that if you have 2 rows of students going opposite ways, there's gonna be just as much pushing.
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27 / F / Constantly change...
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Posted 1/28/07
On odd days (1,3,5,7 and so on) people in odd number classrooms leave 5 minutes early to the busses and vice-versa. And guess what? EVERYONE leaves at the same time and the school doesn't care.
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23 / F / I am forever Wand...
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Posted 1/28/07
"Our goal here is to maximize every student's accademic potential" and some other stuff. It's only ok when the principal says it, but when the students start saying it .... well that's a little too far...
Posted 1/28/07
A lot of people in our school wears their pants at their knees. So the teachers tell them to 'Pull 'em up' Once my math teacher told a student 'Pull 'em DOWN' by accident. Everyone talked about it for about a month or two. It was so, so funny!DOWNA lot of people in our school wears their pants at their knees. So the teachers tell them to 'Pull 'em up' Once my math teacher told a student 'Pull 'em DOWN' by accident. Everyone talked about it for about a month or two. It was so, so funny!
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27 / M / San Antonio
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Posted 1/28/07
we cant where certain color shoelaces becaus they say its gang related and we cant even listen to music durin passin prd assholes
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Posted 1/28/07
my school had an 80s day where you can where clothes from then. One of the school's suggested outfits for girls were hot pants (miniskirts) and that breaks the dress code!

The school is telling us to break the dress code
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30 / F
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Posted 1/28/07
the school in general has a bad acronym UCI = under construction indefinitely
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25 / F / California
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Posted 1/28/07
whoaa my school is pretty much laid back compared to a lot of schools..like no uniforms x), although we cant have cell phones out...a lot of the teachers do have them out and talk on them -___- its like pretty much they dont enforce the rules that much. xD i love haveing first period band. cuz i can be late without getting a tardy [like 5 min late] and when we dont play we have a free period. so we can like use our cellphones and ipods or whatever :]
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28 / M / soul society
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Posted 2/3/07
always making fun of my old teachers
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26 / M / Close by real Clo...
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Posted 3/6/07
it pays to go to school when literally no it dosent give me jack!(^_^)
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Posted 3/6/07
ahah... OMG!!! Shut Up!! Stupid! or more.... mostly lol...
ooo grade principal assistant always said "YOU SHOULDNT GOTO YOUR LOCKERS IN THIS PERIOD! GOTO UR CLASS!" << hes always like this, to us not other classes...
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76 / F
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Posted 3/6/07
My school tells me that forks are sharp (Lol, its so dumb)
As if we didn't know...
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27 / Skating on a moon...
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Posted 3/6/07
We have to where name tags in school... so whenever you walk past a VP or someone, they stop you, and make sure you have it around your neck... if not, they make you give them $6 (I'm not kidding) or else have you go home until you can give them $6. It's pretty messed up...

You're also not allowed to wear bandanas or headbands, as they are "gang-related". Playing cards aren't permitted either... which I find slightly ironic, seeing as how our school gets funding from a casino...
Posted 3/6/07
^ that's messed up...

"Everyone's a winner!"
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27 / M / lazing in England
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Posted 3/6/07
"This noble school has no place for those with no desire to make this world a better place."

"Education is not the key to success. It's ambition, boys, ambition."

(paraspeaking) "You must aspire to be a better man. If you're already a better man, it's not enough. Never is."

And my favourite:

"There are winners and there are losers; and of course, there are those who should to be put to sleep."

All these have been frequently quoted from some teachers.
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