The sin im so sick of seeing are ppl who drool over anime characters. Omg Sasuke is so hawt im his wife blah blah blah. Hinata is sooo beautiful I wish I was like her Naruto is sooo lucky. Reality check none of em are fucking real get a grip and leave the house and interact with HUMANS. OMG Nami I wanna dooooooooo you cut it out ppl.
Screw it lets make a list
1. U already know
2. Kissing the ass of Xrn_the_Nigma to win the badge.
3.People who insult anime that they never watched.
4. Using the word Narutards ppl shouldnt be ripped on for loving a certain anime.
5. Ppl who lie about their age get a life seriously.
6. Ppl with user names named after anime characters basically no creativity.
7. Ppl arguing on forums even tho im sometimes guilty of this.
8.People who bitch over the longer comment thing awww man now i have to type like 2 more words lazy ass bastards.
9. Ppl who think their cool cuz they were the first to comment on something.
Somebody obv isnt getting enough love from mommy and daddy.
10. Crying over removed anime.
11. Numerous videos on the same video games or anime.
12. And last but not least the fact there isnt a sticky on the cleavage thread
You committed one of the sins I hate... double posting.
HelloKitty Muffin'King Moderator
3. Innapropriate avatars/pictures on profile (Non-PG13)
4. Trolling threads
5. Chain Letters
6. Not checking to see if the video you're uploading is licenced or already on CR
7. Asking if the mods applications are still open (wait until that chance comes is better)
8. Uploading more than 100 photos in the My Photos area. It's practically photobucket/google images
9. Creating multiple accounts so that if they're banned they can use that or some other reasons
10. Sending a buddy request when you have no idea who they are, only that they have a nice avi or something
11. Bad grammar, spelling and so on. If you want to spell so that others can read, at least use a dictionary or spell check or do better on spelling tests or something
12. Maturity level. Don't be so immature
1. people who repeatedly post the same thing
2. people who complain about anime girls not having big enough boobs (seriously why should it matter)
3. People who type random stuff in the chatrooms
4. Overuse of the words lol lmao etc.
5. Peple who add you but refuse to talk
6. People who flame the mods and shinji
7. People who complain about Narutards
8. People who complain about yaoi and yuri (you don't have to watch it if you don't want to)
9. people who steal badges
10. people who post chain stuff in the comment boxes
11. people who report people to mods even if the person in question has stayed within the rules
12. people who have very little on their profiles
lurking in your closet
3. ass kissers
4. people who can't spell
5. people who bitch about ads
6. people that use caps all the time.
7. lazy people who abbreviate everything.
8. people who make accounts;but,never use them. your just wasting space...so please stop it.
9. people that post links to porn or hentai sites.
10.people who posts story spoilers without warning.
11. people who don't follow the guidelines for a forum or game.
13. people with over a thousand pictures.
chase, why did you make it 12 sins,and not seven?
I walk a road full of heavy burdens..laugh,and struggle with me:)
1) Dumbasses who creates usless and meaningless RPs
2)random buddying ppl
3)usless topics on the forums
4) ppl who spamms "F***" and sorts in the chat boxes
5)further creators of bleach and naruto threads
6)ppl who don't read rules
7) ecchi and gore avatars
8) ppl who starts "your mom will die in 4 hours " meaasages in the comments
9) fanboys/girls who are into "SasuNaru"
10) people who post real photos of them self
11) avatar copying
Good days are ahead of me, i'm walking on legs now~
1. Those who randomely attack you for no apparent reason. (Get the fuck off CR!)
2. The racists who like to pretend they're clean. (Asians are sluts, Americans know better, or the other way around. Either case, it's tasteless.)
3. Those who bash even when they're not really being touched. (EX: EEW! YAOI?! I HATE YOUR AVATAR! PERVERT! CHANGE IT!)
4. Those who WHINE. (Why doesn't it load?! I tried like half a million times already!)
5 Those who QUESTION EVERYTHING! (Why is it so slow? I thought you already changed it? Until when is this? ETC.)
6. The people who use text-speak are sinners. Even if they're not in crunchy. Guys, you'll forget how to spell correctly that way.
7. Those who forget that this is a site for asian videos? I don't mind random stuff, but some people should realize that this is not youtube.
8. The hypocrites who pretend they're "all that" from their profiles and pictures and friendslist. Whoa. Like anyone cares? (using others pictures, stealing avatars, posers, etc!)
9. The defensive people who, when they feel threatened, even when it's not about them they retaliate. What is that exactly? This is a website for christsake! Nobody knows who you are! And unless it's your friends, nobody really cares!
10. Those annoying spammers!!!! Damn it! Your mom's not going to die just because you don't repost it! (you're leaving your mom's life in the hands of chain letters?! You have better chances of winning the lottery!) Leave it alone or report it! One of the mods will always be there to cater to it!
11. The childish reactions/behaviours from people who applied to be mods but weren't accepted. Get over it already. Not everyone in CR wants to read all your bashing. Besides, chances are. You don't even deserve to be one. (come on, with that kind of behaviour?!)
12. Those who corrupt. --> feel free to interpret this any way you want.
4. Chain letters
6. Buddy whoring
7. TyPiNG LiKe ThiS
8. horrible grammar
9. photo spamming for CR points
10. Otaku and people who are obsessed with anime/drama way too much
11. People who double post and don't read the rules.
12. TYPING IN CAPS
PM me if you need help :)
~Deleted off-topic posts
No commenting/chatting in this thread. Post your 12 sins and move on!
Missing everyone and everything
1. People who think that they are gods of the site.
2. People who spam chain letters.
3. People who don't read the rules.
5. People who post spoilers without warning on comments/threads.
6. People who brag or tell their oh so sorrowful story about themselves (or just spam in need of attention).
7. People who complain about the site.
8. People adding you even when you don't know them just to increase their buddy list.
10. People who are begging to be mods.
11. People who are in serious need of love. (begging for CR bf/gf)
12. People with no common sense.
In the beginning, Kyocool created the internet and Crunchyroll. Crunchyroll, however, was without form and void. Soon, Kyocool said, "Let there be Internet!", and there was Internet, thus giving Crunchyroll its shape. But Kyocool was missing something on Crunchyroll, he needed someone to give Crunchyroll life and spark, and he soon impregnated the virgin Slowdanse with a boy. The father was a man named Mauz. 9 month's later Slowdanse gave birth to a beautiful boy, and he was called Shinji. No one knows the exact date of his birth, but it is rumored around mid-2005 to mid-2006. When Shinji was born, three wise men came to deliver goods. These three men were named BasouKazuma, Killar, and Edsamac. There were originally 4 wise men, but one died, his name was Fuzzmaster (RIP). The three wise men also had wife's. BasouKazuma was married to redgarnettk, Killar to Faeleia, and Edsamac was such a pimp he had two wifes, s_j_b and Do0maid. However, s_j_b and Do0maid did not fight often, some might even say that the sex life between those three was passionate.
Continuing with the story, the three wise men followed the Crunchyroll star in the sky to reach Shinji. It is rumored to look a little like this:. When the three reached Shinji they presented him with gifts. BasouKazuma gave him anime uploads. Killar gave him Drama uploads. And Edsamac gave him technical support and fixed the interface of Crunchyroll. Yes, everything seemed perfect. Due, to Shinji being perfect he aged and matured fast. Within weeks, he was controlling and ruling his empire of Crunchyroll. The wise men and their wifes were promoted to a status called "mod." What is a mod, you may be asking? STFU NUB RESEARCH IT, AND STOP GOING INTO MOD CHAT ASKING!
Continuing with the story, Mauzzie and Slowdanse also had other children besides Shinji. However these were all accidents. Mauzzie wouldn't get the vasectomy like Slowdanse asked. They had 8 accident's. The names of these accidents were pewee, DeNote, ClassicalTwist, meiskan, catex, Soy2342, animestudz, and the youngest, jamehze. Later in Mauzzie's and Slowdanse's life they also gave birth to a robot, which was named by Shinji, and called crunchybot. These were all promoted to "mod" status as well. Soon, Crunchyroll started getting followers, who worshiped Kyocool and Shinji. There are many people of the kind who I will list: Dusterbayala, digs, Eros (who was apparently an ex-mod, but was demoted for sleeping with one of Edsamac's wife, s_j_b), henz_lan, animoo_x, Josey, kris07, Senby, killua787, Dawn1, Kirby, mushroomjay (also an ex mod, demoted for fapping actions), Suicider, Lazybook, LmonadeLOL, ollie_p, Scripted (ahh i forgot!), Dularc, mochacafe (albeit, turned evil), Waffle_26, and zeronite (if I missed someone, and I think I did, you know I still love you).
Yes, things were going smoothly, or were they?! Non- believers in Kyocool and Shinji started to erupt. They were eliminated immediately by Kyocool's wrath and Shinji didn't have to go through a crucification to save mankind on Crunchyroll. However, as times kept going, the number of non-believer's increased, mostly because of the reproduction of Mauzzie and Slowdanse (get he damn vasectomy man!) Soon, the number of non-believers was extremely high and he decided to cause a huge and vast account deletion flood. But he needed to give the believers safety. Yes, the only man he could trust, one almost as strong as him, Xrn_the_Nigma. Xrn_the_Nigma was not just a man, he was THE MAN, he was the Ichigo of Bleach, the one who murdered Naruto (with ease I might add), the man of this short Bible story I am writing. Yes, Xrn for short, he was Crunchyroll's only hope.
Xrn, hearing this plea from Kyocool, decided to help. He was already strong enough to survive a measly account deletion flood. But due to his generosity, he decided to help the CR world. However, history here was a little erased. Kyocool came to some complications and parts of CR were deleted during the account deletion flood. It is rumored, however, that Xrn led the CR supporters to safety, by fighting dangerous creatures and monsters to keep the CR community safe. He even killed Aizen and Johann.
And it was over. Crunchyroll could finally return to peace. A few weeks later, as the community was growing, Xrn expressed an idea to Kyocool, the idea of forums. Yes, Kyocool was also thinking along the same terms. After 5 minutes of extensive research they finally developed it, The Crunchyroll Forums. It was beautiful, topics everywhere, discussions, and a sexy interface. However, an evil hacker arised. He spammed topics and trolled everywhere. His name was Arano, and he was Xrn's brother! Both equals, he survived the great account deletion thread without a scratch. He started to hack passwords off other peoples passwords and stole their accounts. Xrn knew he was responsible for this, for he could've killed Arano long ago if he wanted. Arano by now was hacking accounts by the second, he probably had at least 50,000 of peoples accounts now. Xrn, brutality marched in to Arano's hacker castle, killing all his servants.
Arano: Well, well, look who we have here. Brother, how are you.
Xrn: What you're doing is wrong Arano! Let my people go!
Arano: Your people? Hah! It shows how ignorant you really are, brother.
*arano suddenly appears behind Xrn's back, using some ninja move or some shit, w/e it was cool*
Arano whispers: If you want your people back you'll have to kill me.
*suddenly arano disappears into the dark*
Xrn, knew he had to kill his brother, but he didn't want too. Kyocool had a plan though. He would send a virus to everyone of Arano's other followers. During that time Xrn would take the CR supporters that Arano kidnapped and run. Although Xrn was opposed to running, so was Kyocool, but it was the only way. That night, Kyocool sent millions of virus' to Arano's soldiers. They all died and Xrn led the supporters back into their stolen accounts. However, there was a huge miscalculation and the viruses were filling up the path back to the accounts. Xrn didn't know what to do. Arano was certainly coming back for revenge. He soon figured it out. He got a staff out of no where and threw it with force to the ground. *BOOM* The virus' soon lifted up and the path was clear. Xrn, led his people through the huge amounts of virus' and Arano wasn't able to catch up to them. It was over. Xrn had the satisfaction knowing his brother was going to suffer on his own.
A few months later, the CR community was happy as could be and the population was increasing, once again by Mauz and Slowdanse. However, Kyocool and Xrn soon realized there was corruption in the forums. Great minds think alike, eh? Kyocool asked Xrn to climb the Crunchyroll Mountain of Threads. It is rumored he scrolled up the Forum Mountain and enter thou's mighty name into the user search. He soon clicked enter and.... Kyocool was there. Kyocool was going to write the CR commandment's, give them to Xrn, who would soon spread them among the people. And he started...
The Crunchyroll 12 Commandment's
It is important to note that if you went against these 12 Commandments, you were committing the most deadly sins possible.
I. Thou Almighty Kyocool's word above all. Go against him and you WILL get destroyed in an instant. This was also included with Mod's, going against Mod order will also indeed get you pulverized.
II. Thou shall not - 5 year-old posts not allowed. Make a retarded post, you will flamed so hard that ice wouldn't be able to cool you off.
III. Thou shall - You must flame any post, that is completely retarded and ignorant. There is, however, an exception to newbies. Just kindly direct them to the correct spot. It is not hard to tell the newbies from the nubs. If you can't, kill yourself, before Kyocool or Xrn does it for you.
IV. Thou shall - Proper grammar is required in all parts. If you want to wittily troll in a post, it will acceptable, but go crazy with trolling and you will die. 1337 speak is not allowed in the forums, please keep retard comments to yourself. We know, it's hard.
V. Thou shall not- Going into the mod chatroom and asking "What is a mod" or "How can I become one" will result in immediate death.
VI. Thou shall not - Asking for licensed anime is forbidden. When Kyocool created Crunchyroll, he also created a wonderful download program called torrents. Use thou mighty's resourceful resources!
VII. Thou Shall Not - Lying about your age is forbidden. It is obvious, that the most people who are supposedly "16" - "25" have a maturity of a two year old. If you lie about your age, then act like it. If you really are in those ages, well then Kyocool help you.
VIII. Thou shall not - Bumping a 7 month old thread with an unintelligent post is one of the most incoherent things you can do. I mean, a retardness of that magnitude is unbearable. Bumping a 7 month old thread with an intelligent, well thought out post is, however, acceptable. This also connects to the 5 year old post commandment.
IX. Thou shall not - Spreading Chain letters, is prohibited. It's not the fact that people are superstitious (personally if you believe in that stuff you're lol) but it's the most fucking annoying thing in the Crunchyroll and Internet world. If you are superstitious and start reading a chain letter, stop reading, and click delete, it's not hard. Spread it and die.
X. Thou shall not - Going onto the forums, clicking random avatars, and then clicking then the "Buddy Me" button bottom of their avatar makes you a buddy whore. If you think having a lot of buddy's on an internet anime website increases the size of your epeen, it doesn't. In fact the size of your epeen will go down for Buddy whoring.
XI. Thou shall not - Making another "Naruto vs Bleach" thread or anything similar will cause immediate lockdown. We WILL find the culprit and torture him until he bleeds a bloody death.
XII. Though shall not - Crying is not allowed in any way. Bitching about double posts, crying over retarded topics, and so on. You may, however, flame the retarded if you want. Crying/Bitching =/= Flaming. So go ahead. You may point out a double post. But bitching about it is even more annoying than the double poster.
There were also minor commandments such as Photo upload spamming or porn avatars / images on their profile. Although Kyocool, Xrn, and Shinji found these very enjoyable, the Mod's found them immature and took them down.
Yes, These were the 12 might commandments, never to be broken, for if they are, would be considered a deadly sin. They were typed out, in Times New Roman font, on internet paper. Xrn, soon took these 12 might commandments down to the forums. As he scrolled down the mountain, he saw that these rules were already being broken. It was disgusting. So what did did Xrn do to these people? He flamed the $#@! out of them, thats what he did. Unfortunately, all threads were locked due to Xrn hot flames. The Mod's didn't want anyone to cry when they saw what Xrn wrote. Retarded posts/threads still continue to this day, but one post surprised Xrn. A post that when he saw it he thought "Epic Win", so did everyone else when they saw it. And the maker of that post? Well, I won't tell you, you'll have to figure that out for yourself.
Here's a hint though: It was me and it was this post.
This concludes my epic win/phail post on the 12 deadly sins which also included a bonus CR bible read. I hope you enjoyed it. T'was fun writing this.
Also, anyone attempting to beat out this post will fail horribly.
BTW, if I do edit this, it would be due to spelling errors, all the 12 sins are there. If you see any spelling errors, it be nice if you could tell me! I wrote this listening to "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey over and over, so I wouldn't be surprised if I did misspell insert a grammar error.
ALL HISTORY IN THIS WAS LEGIT! MAUZ HAS NOT YET GOTTEN THE VASECTOMY!
Talk to you guys in chat!
1. People who tell Lies
2. Swearing (I do hate someone says a word of it)
3. Random Buddy Request
==(Buddy Whoring too)
4. Spam just Spam...
==(Chain messages, CAPS, offtopic and L33T might be in this category) Sidenote - YAY IM FIRST TO POST
5. Avatar/Image Stealing
6. Users obsses in Increasing their CR points
7. Wannabee's, pretenders, Emo's
==(People who cant see their own Reflection)←Metaphor
8. Disrespect to Mods
==(I Lol'd at Lmaonade's 1st 2 rules)
9. People who can't Read
==(Rules, Profile info etc.)
==(Ex. those show not worth watching it or You know what this is Blah blah blah *If you know what I mean) Racist Might fall in here...
11 and 12 I need to think of it
EDIT I didnt Notice the Mighty post Above me
Remember always, Kawai Eri's wonderful voice...
-=|Teh's 12 Commandments|=-
Committing one of these sin's will mean you will go to hell, or worse, unable to watch anime for the rest of your life ^_^
-=1. Spam. . . Don't do it!
-=2. No useless Naruto threads and or NARUTO VS. BLEACH (or any other anime) Threads. . .
-=3. Do not buddy someone just cause they are on your FRIENDS freinds list.
-=4. No Griefers, EXAMPLE = Flamming others cause your life sucks!
-=5. Going into chat to say "IS THE NEW NARUTO OUT???" or "IS THE NEW BLEACH OUT???" when you can just as easily take 5 seconds to relize NO ONE HAS UPLOADED IT YET!
-=6. Do not try to seek the attention of others in chat by disrupting their conversation. Example = WHY IS NO ONE TALKING TO ME???
-=7. People who OVERLY like Yaoi/Yuri. Yes, it might be "1337" to you, but not to others.
-=8. Caps lock is on the left side, 2 keys above the ctrl key. Learn it, use it, live it.
-=9. Do not send mass chainletters. . . They are pointless, retarded, annoying, and most importantly, POINTLESS!
-=10. Do not upload the same photo twice, it takes 10 seconds to check all your photos, so check next time.
-=11. There is ALWAYS room for a emotion ("\O_o/") <<Rawr
-=12. Most importantly -=| Talk to the people you add, or accept. Theres no point having 304923202423 people if you only talk to 3|=-
Watching Gundam 00
1. This melting pot of retarded kids (also known as the CR chat channel) that plays host to a certain type of degenerate: The squeeky exploder.
The squeeky exploder will seem harmless enough, talking in horrible English about his/her favourite Naruto moment.
They will, however, scream out of nowhere ENTIRE SETENCES OF CAPS AT SOMEONE AND BECOME AN ENORMOUS DRAMA QUEEN UNTIL THEY ARE KICKED. Usually complaining about how "no 1 n0ez what dey are goin thru" or some stupid shit like that..
Just be aware, these brain-dead, under developed cum shots can do this for absolutely no reason and out of nowhere. It's usually at a mod who asks them to stop spamming, which is good really because 90% of the time these annoyances end up banned, hence we don't end up dropping a cyanide capsule out of sheer despair.
2. "Naruto is t3h great3st!!111"
3. These "wapanese" retards who suffer from unprecedented levels of unwarranted self-importance. This is because they have a bunch of meaningless Japanese imported crap, much of which could be bought at Target for far less but MUST be imported because Japanese is liek OMG so cool.
4. Idiots are fun to flame, but some people try too hard. Using the smallest excuse to flex their e-peens, these people are on a mission to prove that they can fit more profanity into their sentences than you, and it happens whenever someone makes a comment that they don't agree with.
5. People who have about 10 different versions of the same picture of themselves. One would be enough..but it's not as artistic without a variety of photoshop filters slapped over it...is it.
6. People who fail at pretty much speaking. When I say speaking..I mean basic spelling. I'm not a grammar nazi, but stop using letters to substitute for fucking words!
7. Buddy requests from friends of friends of friends of friends of friends. You saw me posting in your buddies guestbook? Good! That's not me asking for an invitation from a complete stranger!
8. "Y R U PPL IGN0RING ME!!11one"
9. Naruto AMVs. Oh my god, stop it. I'm drowning in this shit..
10. Bleach AMVs, see above.
11. People who claim to have had "their" pics/avatars stolen, when the sad reality is they got them the very same way.
12. Azns. Not to be confused with Asians, Azns are spoiled suburban American 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys who are the children of Asian immigrants and thus have "AZN pryde, LOL!!!!!!1111!!!"
1. all the porn ads seriously WTF
2. narutards, bleachtards and clayon etc. yes they're all very good anine but you dont have to go on and on
3. hentai altogther avis pict perverts etc.
4. people who watch a whole bunch of anime just to complain
5.anime viewers who only like on genre and dis all the rest
6. yaoi and the opposite
ill finish the rest tomorrow
i do not PLAY god. playing is for children
3. spamming in cr chat
5putting inappropiate pictures in profile.
6. random buddy request
8.only makes crunchy acc to watch dramas and animes and not communicate
9.ahha making naruto and bleach threads
10/ dicuss about porn?