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here some more

KAKASHI TRIBUTE

NARUTO:"kakashi sensei..why did u teach sasuke the chidori instead of me?"
KAKASHI:*scratches his head* "do u really want to know?"
NARUTO:"yeah...tell me!"
KAKASHI:"1st ur hard to teach...2nd..ur noisy while training..i cant concentrate reading my book"
(naruto falls down head first)

(team kakashi were heading to the mission place..when suddenly it rain its seems is going to be a storm..they were force to go in the cave for shelter)

NARUTO:"damn!..its a storm coming"
SAKURA:"and this cave is dark..we cant make fire cos the trees are wet we cant get any dry wood"
KAKASHI:"i know wat to do..u want light?..i'll give u light" (kakashi reach in to his pocket..he pulled out his fav book"
NARUTO:"sensei..its not the time to read ur book!"
(kakashi opened his book ..lights come out from the page..naruto and sakura were amazed and said)

(itachi caught naruto with his sharingan...naruto is trap inside of his ninjutsu..there something going on his body)
SASUKE:"naruto...ur gay on me" (half of naruto's head is sasuke)
NARUTO:"no..im not!" (den sakura come out from his stomach)
SAKURA:" so dat why u will take away sasuke from me"
NARUTO:"no im not! BELIEVE IT!" (kakashi head comes out from his shoulder)
KAKASHI:"naruto .ur an idiot.. getting caught easily"
NARUTO:"no..its not my fault!" (gaara's right eye come out from his palm)
GAARA:"no comment...im just an eye"
NARUTO:"........."

ANIME RESTAURANT (were anime characters go after their show)

table no. 1 :hitsugaya and edward (they have the same problem)

EDWARD:"yo!..wats up!"
HITSUGAYA:"nothing!" *saying it with such cold attitude*
EDWARD:"oh..come on..do u have a problem or something?"
HITSUGAYA:"its just some one mistaken me as a kid ..again!..not only dat my friends tease me about my height..sometimes..i want to use my bankai..and freeze them all"
EDWARD:*tap hitsugaya's shoulder* "ur not alone..me too..maybe i can make a grow potion out of philisopher stone haha" *trying to change the sad atmosphere*
HITSUGAYA:"hmp!" (smiled a little) (the waiter come to near their table)
WAITER:"wats ur order sir?"
EDWARD:"2 bottle of wine..1 for me and to my buddy here" (the waiter looking at them with such curiosity)
WAITER:"sorry sir..the restaurant dont allow to serve any liquor especially at kids"
(vein pops out from their heads..hitsugaya pulled his zanpakto from under the table..edward make his metal hand a sharp blade.....they both point at the neck of the waiter)
EDWARD and HITSUGAYA:"is there a problem?!" *intense burning aura*
WAITER:"co-comi..ming....r-right..u-up!" *shaking*
(note:dont call them kids dont forget dat)
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shegskusanagi19 wrote:

here some more

KAKASHI TRIBUTE

NARUTO:"kakashi sensei..why did u teach sasuke the chidori instead of me?"
KAKASHI:*scratch his head* "do u really want to know?"
NARUTO:"yeah...tell me!"
KAKASHI:"1st ur hard to teach...2nd..ur noisy while training..i cant concentrate reading my book"
(naruto falls down head first)

(team kakashi were heading to the mission place..when suddenly it rain its seems is going to be a storm..they were force to go in the cave for shelter)

NARUTO:"damn!..its a storm coming"
SAKURA:"and this cave is dark..we cant make fire cos the trees are wet we cant get any dry wood"
KAKASHI:"i know wat to do..u want light?..i'll give u light" (kakashi reach in to his pocket..he pulled out his fav book"
NARUTO:"sensei..its not the time to read ur book!"
(kakashi opened his book ..lights come out from the page..naruto and sakura were amazed and said)

(itachi caught naruto with his sharingan...naruto is trap inside of his ninjutsu..there something going on his body)
SASUKE:"naruto...ur gay on me" (half of naruto's head is sasuke)
NARUTO:"no..im not!" (den sakura come out from his stomach)
SAKURA:"naruto so dat why u will take away sasuke from me"
NARUTO:"no im not! BELIEVE IT!" (kakashi head comes out from his shoulder)
KAKASHI:"naruto .ur an idiot getting caught easily"
NARUTO:"no..im not!" (gaara's right eye come out from his palm)
GAARA:"no comment...im just an eye staring at u"
NARUTO:"........."

ANIME RESTAURANT (were anime characters go after their show)

table no. 1 :hitsugaya and edward (they have the same problem)

EDWARD:"yo!..wats up!"
HITSUGAYA:"nothing!" *saying it with such cold attitude*
EDWARD:"oh..come on..do u have a problem or something?"
HITSUGAYA:"its just some one mistaken me as a kid ..again!..not only dat my friends tease me about my height..sometimes..i want to use my bankai..and freeze them all"
EDWARD:*tap hitsugaya's shoulder* "ur not alone..me too..maybe i can make a grow potion out of philisopher stone haha" *trying to change the sad atmosphere*
HITSUGAYA:"hmp!" (smiled a little) (the waiter come to near their table)
WAITER:"wat is ur order sir?"
EDWARD:"2 bottle of wine..1 for me and to my buddy here" (the waiter looking at them with such curiosity)
WAITER:"sorry sir..the restaurant dont allow to serve any liquor especially at kids"
(vein pops out from their heads..hitsugaya pulled his zanpakto from under the table..edward make his metal hand a sharp blade.....they both point at the neck of the waiter)
EDWARD and HITSUGAYA:"is there a problem?!" *intense burning aura*
WAITER:"co-comi..ming....r-right..u-up!" *shaking*
(note:dont call them kids dont forget dat)



good one.... the porn glows!!!


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table no.2

ULQIORRA:"waiter!" *waving his hand* (the waiter rush to him)
WAITER:"wats ur order sir!?"
ULQIORRA:(read the menu) "no.2 meal and a orange juice"
WAITER:"ok sir!" (a couple of mins later the waiter come back...the waiter serve the meal and the drink on the table)
WAITER:"please enjoy!" *smile* (ulqiorra drink the orange juice first but the juice comes out from his hole in the middle of his chest near the throat and spill at his meal..the waiter is stunned while watching him drinking with dis look (0_oIII)
(after drinking his juice..he look at his very wet meal)
ULQIORRA:"wat happened to my meal?" *thinking hard*

note:...dats all for now....if think something new..i'll just post it here...

i posted a story titled ICHIRUKI..its in my groups named Anime Fan Fiction..(well u can see it at my groups in my profile)

the love story is about ichigoxrukia of course..it have comedy /battles also
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Nice one ^_^
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hehe...nice one....funny...haha....
Posted 3/20/08
wall...of....text

funny...wall....of....text

yay - i would make one, but im outta ideas
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shegskusanagi19 wrote:


hahahahaha good ones!!! did u make tat??



yeah...i made dat...with my own imagination

i'll add other more....if i somethingcomes up in my mind in any anime




They where really funny ( im really laughing lol ) come up with some more
Posted 3/20/08

slayer91295 wrote:

this is a wierd forum


Yes this is. I do agree with you on that. Parody's are meant to be funny, so I suppose people do find these quotes humorous.
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Alms1407 wrote:


shegskusanagi19 wrote:


hahahahaha good ones!!! did u make tat??



yeah...i made dat...with my own imagination

i'll add other more....if i somethingcomes up in my mind in any anime




They where really funny ( im really laughing lol ) come up with some more



thank u...if i had an idea .......why wont u try the story i post at my groups..it has comedy and battles also
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Sousuke2007 wrote:


slayer91295 wrote:

this is a wierd forum


Yes this is. I do agree with you on that. Parody's are meant to be funny, so I suppose people do find these quotes humorous.



hehehehe ....really?....i seen some mistaken type dat i made ...i already edited them...
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Blacksonate wrote:


shegskusanagi19 wrote:

here some more

KAKASHI TRIBUTE

NARUTO:"kakashi sensei..why did u teach sasuke the chidori instead of me?"
KAKASHI:*scratch his head* "do u really want to know?"
NARUTO:"yeah...tell me!"
KAKASHI:"1st ur hard to teach...2nd..ur noisy while training..i cant concentrate reading my book"
(naruto falls down head first)

(team kakashi were heading to the mission place..when suddenly it rain its seems is going to be a storm..they were force to go in the cave for shelter)

NARUTO:"damn!..its a storm coming"
SAKURA:"and this cave is dark..we cant make fire cos the trees are wet we cant get any dry wood"
KAKASHI:"i know wat to do..u want light?..i'll give u light" (kakashi reach in to his pocket..he pulled out his fav book"
NARUTO:"sensei..its not the time to read ur book!"
(kakashi opened his book ..lights come out from the page..naruto and sakura were amazed and said)

(itachi caught naruto with his sharingan...naruto is trap inside of his ninjutsu..there something going on his body)
SASUKE:"naruto...ur gay on me" (half of naruto's head is sasuke)
NARUTO:"no..im not!" (den sakura come out from his stomach)
SAKURA:"naruto so dat why u will take away sasuke from me"
NARUTO:"no im not! BELIEVE IT!" (kakashi head comes out from his shoulder)
KAKASHI:"naruto .ur an idiot getting caught easily"
NARUTO:"no..im not!" (gaara's right eye come out from his palm)
GAARA:"no comment...im just an eye staring at u"
NARUTO:"........."

ANIME RESTAURANT (were anime characters go after their show)

table no. 1 :hitsugaya and edward (they have the same problem)

EDWARD:"yo!..wats up!"
HITSUGAYA:"nothing!" *saying it with such cold attitude*
EDWARD:"oh..come on..do u have a problem or something?"
HITSUGAYA:"its just some one mistaken me as a kid ..again!..not only dat my friends tease me about my height..sometimes..i want to use my bankai..and freeze them all"
EDWARD:*tap hitsugaya's shoulder* "ur not alone..me too..maybe i can make a grow potion out of philisopher stone haha" *trying to change the sad atmosphere*
HITSUGAYA:"hmp!" (smiled a little) (the waiter come to near their table)
WAITER:"wat is ur order sir?"
EDWARD:"2 bottle of wine..1 for me and to my buddy here" (the waiter looking at them with such curiosity)
WAITER:"sorry sir..the restaurant dont allow to serve any liquor especially at kids"
(vein pops out from their heads..hitsugaya pulled his zanpakto from under the table..edward make his metal hand a sharp blade.....they both point at the neck of the waiter)
EDWARD and HITSUGAYA:"is there a problem?!" *intense burning aura*
WAITER:"co-comi..ming....r-right..u-up!" *shaking*
(note:dont call them kids dont forget dat)



good one.... the porn glows!!!




hehehe..the idea comes up form my mind when i saw dat pic

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Space Runaway Ideon: Driving Out The Aliens

The coast was deceivingly clear. There was only the stars and the rough, gray surface of the moon in sight. Looking further, it was revealed that one of the Earthling bases was destroyed. Among the ruins, a ship sporting a low tone of yellow was making its escape outside the Solar System, when a few bright flashes were seen. New arrivals, it appeared.

It was the Buff Clan, and, as ever, never gave up their chase to take down the Giant God. Perhaps, they might fail again.

From the upper deck of the yellow ship flew out three red vehicles, each in combat-ready position. The Buff Clan, like always, sent a sizeable force to face off against this ship and its complement of three war machines. Their fighters and small combat mecha fired at the three machines, with little effect. The three rather humble-looking machines held their own against this alien onslaught - until the Buff Clan commanders decided that they should launch their Heavy Mobile Mecha.

Three of them. Three of those, that had claws and triple particle cannons on them. Colored brown, they were, and as soon as their legs unfolded, they were ready for battle. The three red machines, seemingly knowing that there is a new threat in the battlefield, flew in close formation.

This didn't go unnoticed, however. A flotilla of ships, originating from the direction of the Earth, also appeared ready to put down the alien menace. These people never gave a single damn about the Solo Ship being there; neither did they know that these aliens that called themselves the Buff Clan had the technology to destroy this force in short order. Regardless, they were willing to drive this aliens out of the Earth's sphere. A few squadrons were launched hastily towards the combat area.

Within a moment's notice, the three red machines had already joined together as one, to become the Legendary Giant God of Ide, the Ideon. It immediately took grasp of the large blue weapon that launched from its home ship, and pointed it at the Buff Clan fleet. It would prove once again why it is much prized by these aliens - in an eye blink, a large number of the alien ships, fighters, and mecha vanished in a bright wave of immense power. What remained were a considerable number of fighters, the command ship, and two Heavy Mobile Mecha, already eager to deal vengeance, when the Earthlings entered the battle.

The fighters performed well against the smaller alien craft, but their attack did not take down the Heavy Mobile Mecha. Searching for a weak point, one of the fighters fired a salvo of missiles into the crotch (where their boosters are located) of one of the enemy's mecha, sending it into a fiery blaze. Those who looked to the Ideon for their survival began to think that their allies weren't as incompetent as they thought.

As though in a fanatical rage, the last Heavy Mobile Mecha opened its claws and charged towards the Ideon. Completely ignoring the assumedly weak Logo Dau aliens' allies, the opportunity was once again ripe for the Earthlings to grab the kill. The fighters then concentrated their fire at the center of the mecha's boosters - it eventually crashed to blazing doom. Knowing that there isn't enough war power left to take the Ideon, the Buff Clan retreated in shame.

The last thing that could be heard over the radio was a loud, exuberant yell; an expression of victory.

"I did it, Mom! I did it! I did it! Yes!"




hahahah..i laughed at the end..nice u made up all of dat?
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ahaha cool
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shegskusanagi19 wrote:


valnavatthe1st wrote:

Space Runaway Ideon: Driving Out The Aliens

The coast was deceivingly clear. There was only the stars and the rough, gray surface of the moon in sight. Looking further, it was revealed that one of the Earthling bases was destroyed. Among the ruins, a ship sporting a low tone of yellow was making its escape outside the Solar System, when a few bright flashes were seen. New arrivals, it appeared.

It was the Buff Clan, and, as ever, never gave up their chase to take down the Giant God. Perhaps, they might fail again.

From the upper deck of the yellow ship flew out three red vehicles, each in combat-ready position. The Buff Clan, like always, sent a sizeable force to face off against this ship and its complement of three war machines. Their fighters and small combat mecha fired at the three machines, with little effect. The three rather humble-looking machines held their own against this alien onslaught - until the Buff Clan commanders decided that they should launch their Heavy Mobile Mecha.

Three of them. Three of those, that had claws and triple particle cannons on them. Colored brown, they were, and as soon as their legs unfolded, they were ready for battle. The three red machines, seemingly knowing that there is a new threat in the battlefield, flew in close formation.

This didn't go unnoticed, however. A flotilla of ships, originating from the direction of the Earth, also appeared ready to put down the alien menace. These people never gave a single damn about the Solo Ship being there; neither did they know that these aliens that called themselves the Buff Clan had the technology to destroy this force in short order. Regardless, they were willing to drive this aliens out of the Earth's sphere. A few squadrons were launched hastily towards the combat area.

Within a moment's notice, the three red machines had already joined together as one, to become the Legendary Giant God of Ide, the Ideon. It immediately took grasp of the large blue weapon that launched from its home ship, and pointed it at the Buff Clan fleet. It would prove once again why it is much prized by these aliens - in an eye blink, a large number of the alien ships, fighters, and mecha vanished in a bright wave of immense power. What remained were a considerable number of fighters, the command ship, and two Heavy Mobile Mecha, already eager to deal vengeance, when the Earthlings entered the battle.

The fighters performed well against the smaller alien craft, but their attack did not take down the Heavy Mobile Mecha. Searching for a weak point, one of the fighters fired a salvo of missiles into the crotch (where their boosters are located) of one of the enemy's mecha, sending it into a fiery blaze. Those who looked to the Ideon for their survival began to think that their allies weren't as incompetent as they thought.

As though in a fanatical rage, the last Heavy Mobile Mecha opened its claws and charged towards the Ideon. Completely ignoring the assumedly weak Logo Dau aliens' allies, the opportunity was once again ripe for the Earthlings to grab the kill. The fighters then concentrated their fire at the center of the mecha's boosters - it eventually crashed to blazing doom. Knowing that there isn't enough war power left to take the Ideon, the Buff Clan retreated in shame.

The last thing that could be heard over the radio was a loud, exuberant yell; an expression of victory.

"I did it, Mom! I did it! I did it! Yes!"




hahahah..i laughed at the end..nice u made up all of dat?


I did.

It's terribly hard to write fanfiction about an anime that is horribly stagnant in its setting. Unlike Gundam, where there are, more or less, limitless possibilities.
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Higurashi no naku koro ni
(if keiichi didn't go to Hinamizawa)

Keiichi's dad: where are we gonna go, Hinamizawa or Tokyo
Keiichi: well everyone goes to Tokyo.
Keiichi's dad: but what about the storys in Hinamizawa
Keiichi:i'm sure its just rumors
Keiichi's dad: but Tokyo has better schools
Keiichi:yea but that would mean i have to work harder
Keiichi's dad: fine them we will flip a coin Hinamizawa is heads and tokyo is tails
(the coin is fliped and falls under the table)
Keiichi: fine then lets just say its tails
Keiichi's dad:Fine then Tokyo it is.

(they go to tokyo and all is well)(meanwhile in Hinamizawa almost a year later)

Mion: Hey shion why are you coming to the festival?
Shion:yea
Mion: you must be thinking of Satoshi
Shion: *starts to cry* lets never kill a friend again so neither of us have to go through that again.
Mion: yea your right its just me and you.
(together Mion and Shion kill the rest of the Sonozaki family and live together happily until they die)
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