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relaxing room(jokes n riddles)4 cr school
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1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise? (SOLVED BY F1TEAM) ans:coz the fishes cried so the water lvl rised
2)Guarded by Thousands
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:a beehive
3)How many people? there r 2 fathers n 2 sons how many people r there? (SOLVED BY DOMON10) ans:3 ppl,1 grandfather 1 father n 1 son
4)
In a test, Tom scored 68 marks. When he gave his mother his test paper to sign, his mother exclaimed, :'' Well done Tom!''
why did she say that?
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:his mother looked at the paper upsidedown
5)there was a old man that only work once in a year. who is the old man?
6)a rooster is on a roof..where do u think it's egg will fall to? in the middle, left or right of the roof or somewhere else? (SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:a rooster cant lay eggs
7)What were the colour of the teeth of the baby which were born by a malay and a chinese?
8)what is orange and sounds like a parrot? (SOLVED BY BLUERISE) ans:carrot
9)if u wan to put a elephant inside a refrigerator, u need to do 3 step. wat are the steps?
10)
wat dog that cant bark? this question is very easy..
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:hotdog
11)
Is Sweet a female or a male ?

12)Got 3 ppl wan to go moon for 1000 years...1st people bring a lot of book...2nd people brought 1 woman .... the third guy brought 1000000000000 cigarettes

After 1000 years...they came back... the first person said he found a lot of new species...the 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person say???
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:he said oh no i forgot 2 bring my lighter!!
13)if have a car, tom is the driver & mary is the passenger.so who is the owner of the car? (SOLVED BY WANTEDBOUND) ans:the driver is IF
14)
There is a thermometer,test tube and Bunsen burner.Which one is the smartest?

15)u see...penguin is black on the outer, but why penguins haf white tummy?
16)hw did u noe an ocean is frenly?
17)wad is black when clean but dirty when white?
18)There are 100 birds in a tree, a hunter shoots one of them...how many birds are left in the tree?
19)An electric train is heading north, in which direction is its smoking blowing in?
(this is harder when someone is saying it to you..)
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:an electric train does not have smoke
20)A man rides into town on sunday, two days later, he rides out on sunday.
How can this be???

JOKES:1)On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along,


2)A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


HAVE FUN GUESSING!
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1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish
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kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish


NOPE ITS WRONG PLZ TRY AGAIN ty btw the fishes did not become less or more its still the same number^^
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f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish


NOPE ITS WRONG PLZ TRY AGAIN TY^^


Because the owner kept crying and his tears made the water level cry
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f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:


f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish


NOPE ITS WRONG PLZ TRY AGAIN TY^^


Because the owner kept crying and his tears made the water level cry


near but its not the owner^^
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kityee123 wrote:


f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:


f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish


NOPE ITS WRONG PLZ TRY AGAIN TY^^


Because the owner kept crying and his tears made the water level cry


near but its not the owner^^


Because the fishes kept crying!
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f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:


f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:


f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise?(18 march 2008)


Because a cat jumped in and killed the fish


NOPE ITS WRONG PLZ TRY AGAIN TY^^


Because the owner kept crying and his tears made the water level cry


near but its not the owner^^


Because the fishes kept crying!


very good u got the idea of it!!!!u can post riddles n jokes u know!^^

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very good u got the idea of it!!!!u can post riddles n jokes u know!^^



Lol.... that was weird...... i would like to ask u this riddle

What do u add to make an ox a non-living object?
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kityee123 wrote:

very good u got the idea of it!!!!u can post riddles n jokes u know!^^



Lol.... that was weird...... i would like to ask u this riddle

What do u add to make an ox a non-living object?

KILL IT?

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f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

very good u got the idea of it!!!!u can post riddles n jokes u know!^^



Lol.... that was weird...... i would like to ask u this riddle

What do u add to make an ox a non-living object?

KILL IT?



Wrong lol
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4)
In a test, Tom scored 68 marks. When he gave his mother his test paper to sign, his mother exclaimed, :'' Well done Tom!''
why did she say that?


Because he gave it to her upside down, so it read 89 instead of 68


kityee123 wrote:

6)a rooster is on a roof..where do u think it's egg will fall to? in the middle, left or right of the roof or somewhere else?


Nowhere, because roosters don't lay eggs


kityee123 wrote:
19)An electric train is heading north, in which direction is its smoking blowing in?
(this is harder when someone is saying it to you..)


No direction, because it's electric. There's no smoke

I couldn't guess the rest though... so difficult!

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7nmelz wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

4)
In a test, Tom scored 68 marks. When he gave his mother his test paper to sign, his mother exclaimed, :'' Well done Tom!''
why did she say that?


Because he gave it to her upside down, so it read 89 instead of 68


kityee123 wrote:

6)a rooster is on a roof..where do u think it's egg will fall to? in the middle, left or right of the roof or somewhere else?


Nowhere, because roosters don't lay eggs


kityee123 wrote:
19)An electric train is heading north, in which direction is its smoking blowing in?
(this is harder when someone is saying it to you..)


No direction, because it's electric. There's no smoke

I couldn't guess the rest though... so difficult!


YES!GOOD!TRY D OTHERS^^U CAN POST SOME 2^^

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f1team wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

very good u got the idea of it!!!!u can post riddles n jokes u know!^^



Lol.... that was weird...... i would like to ask u this riddle

What do u add to make an ox a non-living object?

KILL IT?



NO IDEA LOL HEHE^^

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10)
wat dog that cant bark? this question is very easy..


I can't believe I didn't notice this before... A hot dog, of course
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kityee123 wrote:

10)
wat dog that cant bark? this question is very easy..


I can't believe I didn't notice this before... A hot dog, of course

OMG U GOT IT RITE AGAIN CONTINUE!!N CAN U POST UP SOME JOKES N RIDDLES 2?

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