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A woman heard a tune which she recognised. She took a gun and shot a stranger. Why?



Th answer to this is that the girl when she was walking heard the tune that pervert's usually do the *whistle* which they do to hot girls then girl heard that whistle about a 100 times so she already recognized it so she got pissed and shot the man hahaha
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7nmelz wrote:
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Is a man allowed to marry his widow's sister?


You can't because he is talking about HIS widow (someone's wife/husband died)
meaning he is dead and can't marry his wife's sister.

am i correct? lol
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2)Guarded by Thousands
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?



A beehive...

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12)Got 3 ppl wan to go moon for 1000 years...1st people bring a lot of book...2nd people brought 1 woman .... the third guy brought 1000000000000 cigarettes

After 1000 years...they came back... the first person said he found a lot of new species...the 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person say???




He forgot his lighter?...(so he can.t smoke)
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18)There are 100 birds in a tree, a hunter shoots one of them...how many birds are left in the tree?


None???
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A riddle of laugh...Maybe?

One day in class, 3 people were in the class. The teacher, the principal and a kid. The kid was in the detention classroom with the principal and the teacher. Then 5 seconds later, the teacher said:

''Hey! I have an idea! Let's change our names and turn it backwards!''

So they put their names backwards. The names in frontwards were:
TIHS
PARC
POOP

Soon, the kid needed to use the washroom. Here's the following questions you have to answer through this riddle:
1) What were the names TIHS,PARC AND POOP in backwards? Who were those 3?
2) What did the kid say?
3) What did the principal say when he said that?
4) What did the teacher say?

Answers: For cheaters! If you don't want to see the answers, ANSWER IT WITHOUT SEEING IT!
Question NO.1:


Question NO.2:


Question NO.3


Question NO.4
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A riddle of laugh...Maybe?

One day in class, 3 people were in the class. The teacher, the principal and a kid. The kid was in the detention classroom with the principal and the teacher. Then 5 seconds later, the teacher said:

''Hey! I have an idea! Let's change our names and turn it backwards!''

So they put their names backwards. The names in frontwards were:
TIHS
PARC
POOP

Soon, the kid needed to use the washroom. Here's the following questions you have to answer through this riddle:
1) What were the names TIHS,PARC AND POOP in backwards? Who were those 3?
2) What did the kid say?
3) What did the principal say when he said that?
4) What did the teacher say?

Answers: For cheaters! If you don't want to see the answers, ANSWER IT WITHOUT SEEING IT!
Question NO.1:


Question NO.2:


Question NO.3


Question NO.4



Pretty Stupid..but still funny...
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Sk8_Wolf wrote:


Anime_Female wrote:

A riddle of laugh...Maybe?

One day in class, 3 people were in the class. The teacher, the principal and a kid. The kid was in the detention classroom with the principal and the teacher. Then 5 seconds later, the teacher said:

''Hey! I have an idea! Let's change our names and turn it backwards!''

So they put their names backwards. The names in frontwards were:
TIHS
PARC
POOP

Soon, the kid needed to use the washroom. Here's the following questions you have to answer through this riddle:
1) What were the names TIHS,PARC AND POOP in backwards? Who were those 3?
2) What did the kid say?
3) What did the principal say when he said that?
4) What did the teacher say?

Answers: For cheaters! If you don't want to see the answers, ANSWER IT WITHOUT SEEING IT!
Question NO.1:


Question NO.2:


Question NO.3


Question NO.4



Pretty Stupid..but still funny...

Did u answer though? ><
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Anime_Female wrote:


Sk8_Wolf wrote:


Anime_Female wrote:

A riddle of laugh...Maybe?

One day in class, 3 people were in the class. The teacher, the principal and a kid. The kid was in the detention classroom with the principal and the teacher. Then 5 seconds later, the teacher said:

''Hey! I have an idea! Let's change our names and turn it backwards!''

So they put their names backwards. The names in frontwards were:
TIHS
PARC
POOP

Soon, the kid needed to use the washroom. Here's the following questions you have to answer through this riddle:
1) What were the names TIHS,PARC AND POOP in backwards? Who were those 3?
2) What did the kid say?
3) What did the principal say when he said that?
4) What did the teacher say?

Answers: For cheaters! If you don't want to see the answers, ANSWER IT WITHOUT SEEING IT!
Question NO.1:


Question NO.2:


Question NO.3


Question NO.4



Pretty Stupid..but still funny...

Did u answer though? ><


Got the first one but...i dun get how to the question 2,3 and 4 come to sens...
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sagante wrote:

A woman heard a tune which she recognised. She took a gun and shot a stranger. Why?



Th answer to this is that the girl when she was walking heard the tune that pervert's usually do the *whistle* which they do to hot girls then girl heard that whistle about a 100 times so she already recognized it so she got pissed and shot the man hahaha


Lol, good answer, but it's not correct! Keep trying!


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7nmelz wrote:
5)
Is a man allowed to marry his widow's sister?


You can't because he is talking about HIS widow (someone's wife/husband died)
meaning he is dead and can't marry his wife's sister.

am i correct? lol


Correct! Good job!!
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Sk8_Wolf wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

2)Guarded by Thousands
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?



A beehive...

ur rite!!!v good

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Sk8_Wolf wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

12)Got 3 ppl wan to go moon for 1000 years...1st people bring a lot of book...2nd people brought 1 woman .... the third guy brought 1000000000000 cigarettes

After 1000 years...they came back... the first person said he found a lot of new species...the 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person say???




He forgot his lighter?...(so he can.t smoke)

ur corect again!

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Sk8_Wolf wrote:


kityee123 wrote:

18)There are 100 birds in a tree, a hunter shoots one of them...how many birds are left in the tree?


None???

again correct but y none?

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1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise? (SOLVED BY F1TEAM) ans:coz the fishes cried so the water lvl rised
2)Guarded by Thousands
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:a beehive
3)How many people? there r 2 fathers n 2 sons how many people r there? (SOLVED BY DOMON10) ans:3 ppl,1 grandfather 1 father n 1 son
4)
In a test, Tom scored 68 marks. When he gave his mother his test paper to sign, his mother exclaimed, :'' Well done Tom!''
why did she say that?
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:his mother looked at the paper upsidedown
5)there was a old man that only work once in a year. who is the old man?
6)a rooster is on a roof..where do u think it's egg will fall to? in the middle, left or right of the roof or somewhere else? (SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:a rooster cant lay eggs
7)What were the colour of the teeth of the baby which were born by a malay and a chinese?
8)what is orange and sounds like a parrot?
9)if u wan to put a elephant inside a refrigerator, u need to do 3 step. wat are the steps?
10)
wat dog that cant bark? this question is very easy..
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:hotdog
11)
Is Sweet a female or a male ?

12)Got 3 ppl wan to go moon for 1000 years...1st people bring a lot of book...2nd people brought 1 woman .... the third guy brought 1000000000000 cigarettes

After 1000 years...they came back... the first person said he found a lot of new species...the 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person say???
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:he said oh no i forgot 2 bring my lighter!!
13)if have a car, tom is the driver & mary is the passenger.so who is the owner of the car? (SOLVED BY WANTEDBOUND) ans:the driver is IF
14)
There is a thermometer,test tube and Bunsen burner.Which one is the smartest?

15)u see...penguin is black on the outer, but why penguins haf white tummy?
16)hw did u noe an ocean is frenly?
17)wad is black when clean but dirty when white?
18)There are 100 birds in a tree, a hunter shoots one of them...how many birds are left in the tree?
19)An electric train is heading north, in which direction is its smoking blowing in?
(this is harder when someone is saying it to you..)
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:an electric train does not have smoke
20)A man rides into town on sunday, two days later, he rides out on sunday.
How can this be???

JOKES:1)On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along,


2)A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


HAVE FUN GUESSING!

i think that 8 is
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kityee123 wrote:

1)There r 10 fishes in a tank 1 fish died but y did the water level rise? (SOLVED BY F1TEAM) ans:coz the fishes cried so the water lvl rised
2)Guarded by Thousands
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:a beehive
3)How many people? there r 2 fathers n 2 sons how many people r there? (SOLVED BY DOMON10) ans:3 ppl,1 grandfather 1 father n 1 son
4)
In a test, Tom scored 68 marks. When he gave his mother his test paper to sign, his mother exclaimed, :'' Well done Tom!''
why did she say that?
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:his mother looked at the paper upsidedown
5)there was a old man that only work once in a year. who is the old man?
6)a rooster is on a roof..where do u think it's egg will fall to? in the middle, left or right of the roof or somewhere else? (SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:a rooster cant lay eggs
7)What were the colour of the teeth of the baby which were born by a malay and a chinese?
8)what is orange and sounds like a parrot?
9)if u wan to put a elephant inside a refrigerator, u need to do 3 step. wat are the steps?
10)
wat dog that cant bark? this question is very easy..
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:hotdog
11)
Is Sweet a female or a male ?

12)Got 3 ppl wan to go moon for 1000 years...1st people bring a lot of book...2nd people brought 1 woman .... the third guy brought 1000000000000 cigarettes

After 1000 years...they came back... the first person said he found a lot of new species...the 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person say???
(SOLVED BY SK8_WOLF) ans:he said oh no i forgot 2 bring my lighter!!
13)if have a car, tom is the driver & mary is the passenger.so who is the owner of the car? (SOLVED BY WANTEDBOUND) ans:the driver is IF
14)
There is a thermometer,test tube and Bunsen burner.Which one is the smartest?

15)u see...penguin is black on the outer, but why penguins haf white tummy?
16)hw did u noe an ocean is frenly?
17)wad is black when clean but dirty when white?
18)There are 100 birds in a tree, a hunter shoots one of them...how many birds are left in the tree?
19)An electric train is heading north, in which direction is its smoking blowing in?
(this is harder when someone is saying it to you..)
(SOLVED BY 7NMELZ) ans:an electric train does not have smoke
20)A man rides into town on sunday, two days later, he rides out on sunday.
How can this be???

JOKES:1)On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along,


2)A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


HAVE FUN GUESSING!

i think that 8 is


exellent job!!!^^
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