Things 'Skippy' ain't allowed to do in the U.S Army
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Posted 3/19/08 , edited 3/19/08
A friend of mine linked me this not long ago, and I must say I find this highly amusing :P
In here, as you might have gotten the gist of, is a list of 213 things before mentioned Sergeant tried to do in the Army and was warned about.

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/no_laughing_matter/thethingsskipp173503.html

For the lazy ones, here's the list in a spoiler:



The list was last updated 2003, so he is probably been warned about a bunch of other things.

Now, what's your favourite ones? ^^
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# 'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.
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# Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

Sock puppets, the root of all evil.
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^^

What about this one:

# My chain of command is not interested in why I 'just happen' to have a kilt, an inflatable sheep, and a box of rubber bands in the back of my car.

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Lol I'm to lazy too read them all...read some, though. Pretty funny.
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# No military functions are to be performed 'Skyclad'.

Dang, what's wrong with being skyclad?
Posted 3/19/08
haha so many rules.
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Posted 3/19/08
What is Skyclad? oO


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# I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
# Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

Hahaha xD
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Skyclad means wearing the sky aka starkers.

I'd love to see the look on the doctor's face when his patient pisses blue and red.
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Ah, I see ^^

Yeah, image how scared he must have been, seeing a sergeant pissing red while screaming xD
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AHTL wrote:

# I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
# Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

Hahaha xD


LOL
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# Must not make T-shirts up depciting a pig with the writing "Eat Pork or Die" in Arabic to bring as civilian attire when preparing to deploy to a primarily Muslim country.
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# Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.

lol
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# Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
# (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

this one made me chuckle.

and all the ones about doing something during a training mission. especially this

# Not allowed to 'defect' to OPFOR during training missions.
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