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INTERVIEW FROM 2007 ..wait no..hehe..duh (March 2001)...but its tooo funny..HOPE U ENJOY IT!!!
Q: At the start of a new semester, how will you make a good impression?
Sho: First of all, introducing yourself in a gloomy way isn't good ne. But being too cheerful is overdoing it.
Aiba: Really? I like it, stuff like putting gags into your introduction.
Nino: Are gags really okay? For example, what kind of gag?
Aiba: YOROCHIKUBI~! (t/n: Yoroshiku = standard polite thing to say when introducing yourself + Chikubi = nipples)
(everyone explodes into laughter)
Jun: Doing something that embarrassing is terrible! For the next three years, your nickname will be "Nipples"!
Nino: Aiba-kun really wants to challenge anything to get people to like him.
Q: For example, among your belongings, is there something that catches your attention more than others? Like something inside your desk that's really dirty.
Nino: For me, if there's something really dirty inside my desk, I don't really notice. Even if there's a moldy bread in there, it's fine.
Sho: Really? I wouldn't be able to stand moldy bread.
Nino: That's because I'm like that too. For three years I never washed my school slippers.
Ohno: (dropping in) During middle school, I didn't take a bath for five straight days!
Nino: I did that for 3 days! (laughing face)
Ohno: I don't like it when my hair becomes flat, so because I thought that it will stay fluffy if I don't wash it, I became like that.
Nino: Me, for 3 days I didn't take my uniform off. Since I don't take a bath, I wake up the same way I slept and go to school as it is.
Sho: I belong to a really amazing group!
Q: So is there anyone here who likes to keep their desks neat?
Jun: Yappari, the feeling of being neat is important yo.
Sho: That's right. I'm bothered by the fact that you're not bothered even if you have rotting bread in your desk.
Nino: I hate hamipan! (t/n: I think it's when a girl's underwear shows under her PE shorts, coz PE shorts in Japan are like SUPER short)
Sho: .....Hey you...... That's totally different from what the conversation is about!
Jun: He connected it to "pan" (bread). (laugh)
Nino: If the girl I like is running a marathon, and the moment I go "Oh! <3" I'll see her hamipan, I'll hate her.
Aiba: Ah~ that happens ne.
Jun: For me, hampian is okay. But if her bra shows, it's unforgivable.
Sho: Why is that?
Nino: It comes with being in a co-ed environment.
Jun: Isn't wearing another shirt the proper way to go about it?
Nino: Around me, there were a lot of guys whose nipples are always showing. That's yorochikubi, seriously.
Aiba: Ah! You used it! (laugh) But I hate it when the bra shows too.
Q: What about Ohchan?
Ohno: I liked it when a girl leaves her hair wet after swimming class and wears her uniform with her hair like that. Also when they tie their hair loosely.
Sho: The conversation topic changed again. (laugh)
Aiba: But I like the wet hair thing too. <3
Ohno: I like it when they hang their towel over their shoulder too... <3
Q: Ohchan, what do you think about hamipan?
Ohno: Hamipan.... (thinks about it)
Jun: But cute girls don't have hamipan, do they? They're more careful.
Sho: Hey, what's "hamipan" anyway?
Aiba: You don't know, Sho-kun?!
Sho: (gathering from general opinion) Why is it so bad?!
Nino: You'll know if you see it! People really slack off in the middle of the year so it happens a lot. But those people don't really notice.
Ohno: During swimming class, if the girl I think of as "She's cute~ <3" suddenly appears with snivel hanging out of her nose, I'd get really turned off.
Sho: Saying that, you aren't listening to the conversation are you?
ANOTHER INTERVIEW...IDK..I HOPE U ENJOY IT!! (APRIL 2000)
Q: If the five of you were a family, how would it be?
Ohno: (quick reply) Aiba-chan is the mom, Sho-kun is the dad, Nino is the older brother, Matsujun is the younger brother. I'm....not there.
All: WHY?!
Ohno: Alright then, I'll be the grandpa.
Sho: For me Matsujun is like the younger brother too.
Jun: Aiba-kun does seem like a mom.
Aiba: Okay, so I'm the mom.
Q: So Nino is the first born son?
Nino: Hmm...well, isn't that fine?
Sho: You're like a younger brother yo.
Nino: That's because I always emphasize the character of being younger.
Q: So then, if you were a girl, who would you go out with among the members?
Sho: That's really hard...
Ohno: (another quick reply) Aiba-kun. Because he's like an older brother.
Sho: Earlier you just said he was the mom!
Nino: That's right grandpa! Is your memory already flying away?
(T/N: This part made me laugh so hard.)
Ohno: No, for me he just seems like a dependable person.
Aiba: For me....Sho-kun! Coz he's cool.
Sho: That's such a straightforward answer! (laugh)
Aiba: You're like a big brother too. <3
Nino: Maybe I'll go with Aiba-chan too. He's always cheerful when we're together.
Jun: For me it's Ohno-kun. When we're together it's like we're in a trade/business.
(T/N: Jun is so serious)
Sho: For me...maybe it's Aiba-kun.
Aiba: YATTA~!! (hurray!) We have the same feelings!
(T/N: *dies of the cuteness* Sakuraiba this early into Arashi???)
Sho: In a casual way he's always dependable, ne. Casually and in a weird way, he is.
Q: Aiba-chan, how do you feel about being called "dependable"?
Aiba: ........................
Sho: He's waiting for your answer yo! This person really doesn't listen to what other people say.
Aiba: That's right. (laugh) That's what I want to fix about myself.
Jun: Well then, you should listen more yo. Join the conversation.
Q: I'll go to the next question. Which do you prefer, a girlfriend who is older or younger?
Jun: Probably someone older.
Aiba: That's good, isn't it? (entering the conversation right away)
Q: Aiba-chan, why do you think older is better?
Aiba: ........................
(T/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~)
Sho: Since he only gives straightforward answers, diving into a conversation like that is difficult for him~ (tears)
Q: In truth, between older and younger, which is better?
Aiba: ...................same age.
(T/N: Aiba-chan you are just full of cuteness!!)
Nino: Wait a sec, the two choices are older or younger, Aiba-san.
Aiba: No, if we get married, I think someone of the same age as me would be better.
Sho: But.....(tears)
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hahah.. Oh-chan as a grandpa?? that would be great!@@
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SHO REALLY KNEW AIBA VERY WELL NE....
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Oh! i was reading those interviews in the Arashi Goto photobook! i couldn't understand very well but i lol'd at the part where Oh-chan said he was not in the family and everyone was like "NANDAYO~!!!" and he was like "jaa.... ji-chan." Haha.
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lol at aiba's "......." and sho for understanding XD
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Kyaaaaaaaaaaa~! Sakuraiba rabu rabu!!!! XD Lol. This interview was funnie!  Thanks for sharing Mirawa-chan!
Lol, Ohno believes Aiba is the mom....and yet he chooses as someone who is like an older bro! Tsk tsk, Ohno.....xD <3
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh my god...this interview is sooo funny.....thanks for sharing!!!
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hilarious lol Sakuraiba! <3 gotta love it.
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LMAO that was hilarious XDD
Loved Ohno's and Aiba's parts. =3
And it really looks like Jun admired Captain from the beginining ne?
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LOL...this made me laugh so hard....i especially like the oji-san part
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hahah thanks for sharing  Aiba: YATTA~!! (hurray!) We have the same feelings!<< this was the best comment !
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they are so funny!! and so close to each other its nice
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oooohh the sakuraiba-ness of it all!! <333 looooove!! ohno's loads of fun... =)) thanks for the post!!
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