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Posted 9/8/07
I don't belive in them because none of them ever com true or they're totally stupid and ridiculous. They never seem to apply to me.
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Posted 9/8/07
lol i guess it entertaining for me to read em, sometimes when i read em they r right about myself and some of my friends, but i dont base nething on em, just for fun ^^"
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Posted 9/8/07
here ya go... horoscopes copypasted from theonion.com... sorta fun and amusing... but overall even though i poke at the stuff ... its pointless and is jsut gona lead those that follow it into being mindless drones dependent on the stupid thing telling them how to live their life... just live and be happy...sheesh... oh and do good stuff and go to Mass.


Your Horoscope
September 4, 2007 | Issue 43•36

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Your Birthday Today
The arrival of a new child will soon change your life in ways you couldn't possibly understand. But then, you don't specialize in rare skeletal birth defects.

Aries March 21 - April 19
You'll be struck by a painful realization this Thursday concerning the relative force and speed of ordinary city buses.

Taurus April 20 - May 20
By the time you get around to reading the rest of this week's horoscope, procrastination will already have gotten the best of you.

Gemini May 21 - June 21
Like waves crashing against a rocky shore, so too will your drowned corpse crash time and time again into a stone seawall.

Cancer June 22 - July 22
Your love of all living creatures will be on display this week when you open the world's first Animal Rescue Steakhouse.

Leo July 23 - August 22
While you've always considered yourself too proud to pay for sex, the stars alone know you're not too proud to pray for it.

Virgo August 23 - September 22
A bizarre chain of existential mishaps will result in your third viewing of the hit romantic comedy Sleepless in Seattle this week.

Libra September 23 - October 23
You will earn the hatred of scientists worldwide when a team of creationists uses you to definitively disprove the theory of evolution.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21
It could have been worse. You could have accidentally set 28 innocent schoolchildren on fire.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
You have a smile that can light up a room. Sadly, you'll be too depressed next Tuesday to do anything about the electric company shutting off your power.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Remember: It takes a big man to admit he's made a mistake. And an even bigger, more insecure woman to admit that, despite the prospect of his future infidelities, he might be the best she can do.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18
While you've often looked to the stars for guidance, a fashion dilemma this week will prove too difficult for even Kate Hudson to handle.

Pisces February 19 - March 20
You will finally land your dream job this week, an ironic achievement considering how little you'll be sleeping from now on.

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Posted 9/8/07
I do just cause it's usually right. But I mean I don't let it control my life like some people I know. But I feel that it is to a certain extent correct.
Posted 9/8/07
i read them but i dont believe in them
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24 / F / Australia
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Posted 9/8/07
My horoscope did come true once, but other than that, nothing. So... I guess not
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Posted 9/8/07
It's fun reading them and mostly for me it's not really true so i don't believe in horoscopes. I don't really read them everyday so yea...
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24 / M / shhh
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Posted 9/8/07
i think they're interesting but i dont believe in them
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28 / M / In your dreams.
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Posted 9/8/07
i dont believe in them but they are always interesting and sometimes they say exactly how you feel coincidence maybe...
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not me personally.
Posted 9/8/07
i do ^^
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well kinda
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28 / M / Bristol UK
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Posted 9/8/07
pfft they are stupid. I live my own life not what some smack head says
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Posted 10/3/07
i believe in them i don't let them take over my life and my decisions,... i just use them as guide,, but still, i do what i think is right and what i think will make me happy and satisfied....
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28 / M / London
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Posted 10/3/07
some of it happens, some don't.
don't really believe it in much since i don't want my future to be fated by it.
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