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How would you quit work?
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30 / F / UAE-- proud to be
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Posted 12/18/07
i would say "
i waste my time here,, this place is worthless,,
cant believe satyed here all this time
even if it for one day

i'd rather do nothing insted of working here..."

and the boss

i'll bunch him and make regrate that he did all this to the staff
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29 / F / singapore(black O...
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Posted 12/18/07
just mak him scold u and the u olso scold bk then in de end u sae watever i quit!!! faster giv mi tis months money loll!!!
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Posted 12/18/07

thefinalword wrote:

id fart on my way out and leave my crap behind LoL.


LOL

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45 / F / united kingdom
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Posted 12/18/07
i work for myself - however i tell myself would probablly end up with a trip to the psycho ward for schizophrenia
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22 / F / singapore
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Posted 12/18/07
i will storm up to the manager with my retirement letter and shout in his face ,"hey,you!i wanna you to leave this place,leaving your spot as a manager open for me!".naturally,he would just get mad and nag at me.that's when my next speech comes up."look!an UFO!"if he looks up,i'll say,"you're a retard!how can UFOs exist?",if he doesn't,i'll say,"WOW!you have actually got some brains in that near-empty brain of yours to know that UFOs don't exist and that i'm just pulling your leg!".the next thing i think the manager will do is to complain to his superior.and i'll just put my leg out so that he'll trip.and i'll put my hand out to him with the resignation letter on that very hand held out to him.the moment he takes the letter,i'll rush to his office and put a bucket of water on top of the door which is slightly open.(i'm in the office)
the manager will thereafter storm into his office,opens the door and splash!he's wet and angry.then i'll escape....the rest i'll need to do is to get rid of evidence by taking away the pail and not returning there ever again.if the police comes up,i'll just tell them,"no,that's not true,i was very very afraid of my manager and i idolized him but i can't take all this stress piling on me every single day!i really can't bear to leave!"so that the police will not suspect me...and that could put a smile on my face every day
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27 / M / Melbourne
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Posted 12/18/07
Wow wtf r u guys doing? Well, my boss was a really hot MILF, i was basically trying to eat her kitty every time we met, and then finally i got my chance when she was depressed over some family issues, and my god that was sooooo tasty. Well, anyway i got fired coz when she went on a vacation ther other boss realised i havnt done a single thin in like 3 weeks, so he fired me. But to tast pussy like that, it was all worth it
Posted 12/18/07
i would probably call and say im not coming into work again
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33 / M / Sydney, Australia
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Posted 12/18/07
Leave on good terms... never know when you would need that one extra reference... even if you hate everyone, soak it up for the future.
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29 / F / 651
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Posted 12/18/07
People that like to "quit job with a bang" are rather stupid. It doesnt matter what you do really, as long as it's a "job" where you fill out application, get interviewed and hired, and that job will be recorded in your tax paper as well as your resume. Most of the time, when you apply for a new job, they will call the supervisor of your previous job to ask for more reference, and that "quit job with a bang" will just leave a bad mark in your life. Please, do think about consequences before deciding something. Spur of the moment isnt really smart
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Posted 12/30/07
I would hook up with his wife and leave a resignation letter that goes "I quit. You're wife was good."
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M / Somewhere.....
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Posted 12/30/07
*slams table* I quit.

It even simpler than doing a primary school's test.
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31 / M / auckland
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Posted 12/30/07
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l2Zh1WInVis <<
nuff said
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26 / F / Corner of No and...
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Posted 12/30/07
the 1 time I actually had to quit, I just called in and said "I quit"

if I could do it again I could mail them a bomb with a note attatched that says "I quit! Syonara motha fucka!!"
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24 / F / OTHER REALM
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Posted 12/30/07

thefinalword wrote:

id fart on my way out and leave my crap behind LoL.



lmao.. thats nasty

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i would just say "i quit" thats the easiest way..i guess...
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Posted 12/30/07
Wait for a really busy day where he needs all the help he can get and in the middle of all the chaos: "See ya!"
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