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LAMEST JOKE U EVER HEARD OF
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Posted 3/22/08
guy1: hey i have 3 jokes
guy2: ok, what is it?
guy3: joke joke joke!


lamest joke EVER.
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What do you call a deer with no eye?

No Eye Deer.

What do you call a deer with no eye, and it isn't moving?

Still No Eye Deer

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

I'm bigger than you.
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Posted 3/22/08
All of them.^^
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69 / M / Limbo
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Posted 3/23/08
Ha! "your mom" pwns ass... go to hell.
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24 / F / Australia
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Posted 3/23/08

charoechan wrote:

what does mario like wearing?!

denim denim denim....

(you gotta read the denim out and loud fast...)


I don't get it, help?
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24 / F / Australia
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Posted 3/23/08

makimaki_sataandagi wrote:

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?

I'm bigger than you.


Haha, that's so stupid that I laughed x]
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Posted 3/23/08

HikariYamino wrote:


tyrantxd wrote:

What are the two most dangerous letters for teeth?

D and K

BAHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Ahahaha!This is funny!


waaaa .... i dont get this sorry sum1 tell me please
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Why did the Koala fall from the tree?
Because he was dead

Why did the other Koala fall from the tree?
Because he was hanging from the other Koala

Why did a third Koala fall from a tree?
Because he thought the other two Koalas were sky-diving



Guy 1: Here's a joke. A Bear hitted his head with a bucket. Was it funny?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Neither for the Bear.
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Posted 3/23/08
moron 1: hey hey hey u know what just happened?
moron 2: what?
moron 1: *blah blah bl-*
moron 2:ever

people always do it and it gets annoying
Posted 3/23/08
the lammest joke hmm let me c...ohh yea yea hearing that u were born!
(dun evn think abt askin me y)
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Posted 3/23/08

draziflip wrote:


HikariYamino wrote:


tyrantxd wrote:

What are the two most dangerous letters for teeth?

D and K

BAHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Ahahaha!This is funny!


waaaa .... i dont get this sorry sum1 tell me please


Its like a tooth DECAY (D-K)

but heres a lame joke my math teacher told us on the first day of school:

what did the little seed say after a few years?
Gee-I'm-A-Tree! (Geometry)...
I swear, the whole class stared at him and was like "WTF...?".... that was the extra credit question for most of our tests too
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26 / In my butt. Oh go...
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Posted 3/23/08

hxhkurapica wrote:


draziflip wrote:


HikariYamino wrote:


tyrantxd wrote:

What are the two most dangerous letters for teeth?

D and K

BAHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Ahahaha!This is funny!


waaaa .... i dont get this sorry sum1 tell me please


Its like a tooth DECAY (D-K)

but heres a lame joke my math teacher told us on the first day of school:

what did the little seed say after a few years?
Gee-I'm-A-Tree! (Geometry)...
I swear, the whole class stared at him and was like "WTF...?".... that was the extra credit question for most of our tests too

Ahahahahaha!I laughed at this!
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Posted 3/23/08
What is The Middle of The "WATER"

Answer: T
Posted 3/23/08
Hell, my jokes popular.
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23 / F / Al Ain, Ae
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Posted 3/23/08
i forgot my condom.................... at my mom's purse
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