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LAMEST JOKE U EVER HEARD OF
Posted 3/23/08
Q: If Pete and Repeat were on a boat and Pete fell off whos left?
A: Repeat



4 hours later... If Pete and Repeat were on a boat and Pete fell off whos left?


........and it goes on and on until someone gets hurt
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Posted 3/23/08

thechinkyone wrote:

why does santa have such a huge sack?










He only comes once a year!!! If you dont get it, your not corrupted yet.


..lol
Posted 3/23/08
What happen when you say yo! bastard to a muscular person ?

A : You will get bash up ...

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Posted 3/23/08

Dianne_Keats wrote:


thechinkyone wrote:

why does santa have such a huge sack?










He only comes once a year!!! If you dont get it, your not corrupted yet.


..lol


lol? i dont get it... can you explain it to me? :/

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Posted 3/23/08
t made me smile cuz i don't get t either
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Posted 3/23/08
they all suck
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Posted 3/23/08
About the Santa joke for those that didn't get it.


Think more sexually.
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Posted 3/23/08
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
thats been around forever i dont kno why its a joke anyways
Posted 3/23/08

tbodine wrote:

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
thats been around forever i dont kno why its a joke anyways


i hate that joke. . .

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Posted 3/23/08
pun.

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Posted 3/23/08
When do you get when you throw a baby down a flight of stairs.


An erection.
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24 / M / singapore^^
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Posted 3/23/08
i dunno if this is lame..
what did the black cat say to the white cat??

ans:meow


guy1:you wan to hear a ghost story??
guy2:ok
guy1:the story goes like this...one day there was a ghost called john..the end..
guy2:-.-
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Posted 3/23/08
How do you differentiate a loser and a winner?

A winner tries to fart, and manages to fart.

A loser tries to fart, but shited instead... This joke isn't that lame though, is it?


What happens when you run in front of a bus, you get TYRED

What happens when you run behind a bus, you get EXHAUSTED


What is the name of the ship.

What is the name of the ship mention above?

Ans: What

Little Tommy's dad have three children, they are
Biggie
Smallie

What's the name of the 3rd child?
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Posted 3/23/08
Why was the monkey on the Floor?

Because it was dead
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Posted 3/23/08
my little brother told me this one
" do you think i masturbate?"
laugh my ass off
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