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LAMEST JOKE U EVER HEARD OF
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25 / F / Philippines but i...
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Posted 3/23/08
hmmm....

this one...

oki....


who is
souljah boy's bestfriend?

answe= YOU!

shooott!!!
ehehehe!
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Posted 3/23/08
"knock knock"[my cousin]
"whose there"[me]
"BANANA"[my cousin]
"banana who?"[me]
"..."-that was it.
i didn't get it...
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25 / M / Calibaby.........
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Posted 3/23/08
oh shit my freaking Science teacher makes jokes every freaking day its so lame it makes you laugh.2nd best class I wanna to go to
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 3/23/08
What did the easter egg say to the pot of boiling water?

"Sorry if it takes me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning"


What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"I smell carrots"
^I actually like this one a lot.
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Posted 3/23/08
my bro always sais tis

say joke... = my bro

joke... = me

your nose is a meat ball hahaha = my bro

ill give a million dollers to anyone that gets it
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24 / M / Philippines
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Posted 3/23/08

thechinkyone wrote:

why does santa have such a huge sack?










He only comes once a year!!! If you dont get it, your not corrupted yet.


dis isnt lame and hell, how currupted am i xD
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25 / M / Texas
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Posted 3/23/08
What happens when two snails fight?



They slug it out.

-Ba Dum Pish-
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22 / M / Central Europe.
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Posted 3/23/08
The curiosity joke: you`ll found out tomrrow :P
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31 / F / In Mori's arms!
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Posted 3/23/08

Laughalilmore wrote:

Guess who killed soulja boy?

"i don't know"

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

a lotta people find that funny..but my face is just like..


that funny ina way
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22 / M / Brunei
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Posted 3/23/08
I really hate this joke that people used to ask almost everytime!
"Why as six afraid of seven?'

Ans: Because seven 'eight' nine!

And this also:

"A plane full of passengers crashed and it exploded into pieces but no one was injured. Why?"

Ans: Because everyone died..
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Here's one I heard a while back.

Q. what's worse than ten babies in one trashcan.
A. one baby in ten trashcans.

never understood how it was supposed to be funny.
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Posted 3/23/08
One day there were mama tomato and baby tomato, they were both going to the supermarket, suddenly baby tomato started to walk very slow, what did mama tomato told baby tomato?

Aeiii! Catch uP! [Ketch-up]
Posted 3/23/08
your mom's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool.......
everyone says that's the most hilarious thing ever....... me =>
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Posted 3/23/08
Yo mama so stupid, when i asked her whats her favourite colour, she told me : Urrrr.... Long John Silver~
Posted 3/23/08
Q: why are power rangers gay?
A: they wear their pants underneath their underwears
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