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THE GIRLS GUIDE TO BOYS

Professors: Professor hokorioni, grimmjow-bleach
Substitute Teacher: Morwien







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1. angelantis
2. jane_cutieh
3. sorelin
4. pureyoung
5. Starryeyeddreamer
6. mariarose
7. callmeprincess
8. alexya4u
9. dunno_u
10. jazziegirl
11.-MAeMiE-
12.clynefaction12
13.korfkid
14. Artemis-sensei
15. patsyrey
16. snowbhabe
17. myjilt
18. Lucky04
19.fueledbyangela
20.craaazy_comicz



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hi! nice meeting you all... I'm angel... 17 years old.. female... for me love is mysterious, you'll never know when will it come at the same time you'll never guessed what's its purpose...
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hi!! i'm student 4 Pureyoung!!
do we need to post our picture (anime)??^^
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Ooh this class is getting filled up pretty quick.

Hello my fellow classmates!
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We should learn everything about boys before we rule over them.
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okey..teachers!!!
i;ll be waiting for u and the day when i'll learn new things about boys!!!
fellow classmates...teachers....
please guide me in the future
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hai.. i joined in this class cause i couldn't understand them sometimes... im a little manhater because of what i have experience but still i believe in destiny..^^ mariarose here 16 yrs old..^^
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Ok girls. Listen up. Since we dont have Male Professors in this class yet, I'll be your substitute teacher in the mean time. Until we hire new teachers, though.

Classes will now start. I'll give lessons, guides, or advices about boys, and you have to participate by agreeing/disagreeing, sharing your thoughts and answeing tests that i'll soon be giving you. Remember, you can participate anytime. Every week, theres a new lesson. and each month, there'll be a mini quiz or a test. Teachers are suppose to test you what you learn so far in this class. So keep up with the lessons and study hard.




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THE GIRLS GUIDE TO BOYS Class

Lesson 1: LOVE

A Guy’s Ways of Saying “I Love You”
Based on Dominic Utton’s column in Company Magazine.

Those three magic words. The ones you’ve been waiting for him to say. The same words that mean he’s as crazy as about you are about him. That simple little phrase: I love you. You can’t help it – you let it slip first. But what do you get in return? A mumbled, “Yeah, me, too.” If you’re lucky…

Let’s be honest. Boys are rubbish. But just because they’re not declaring undying love every time you walk in the room, doesn’t mean they don’t feel it. They just choose to express it in other ways. The first time Dominic Utton told his girlfriend that he loved her, it was through the subtle means of letting her beat him at pool/billiards. In front of his lads. Since then, he may not have actually uttered the words quite as regularly as he should, but he has shown her in lots of different ways. Once, he even let her choose him a new pair of trainers: that’s when he knew it was true love.

Before I was dating my present boyfriend, he was always so friendly to me. He talks to me a lot even though he was so shy to others. I was already suspicious that he fancied me, but never said the words. He smiled and always stares at me. Then when he saw me talking to my ex-boyfriend, he suddenly went aloof and ignored me. Later I found out that he was so jealous he couldn’t talk to me, and confessed he loves me.

Here are some of the more subtle ways he may employ to show you he loves you really…

1. He wears that special flowery shirt you bought him – even though his mates take the piss out of it.
2. He’ll miss watching football/basketball on Saturday afternoon to go shopping with you.
3. When you go round to his house, you notice there’s Marmite in his cupboard – even though he hates it.
4. He introduces you to his parents before he’s even met yours.
5. He invites you on a lad’s night out. (Note – you don’t want to go. Really, you don’t.)
6. He agrees to attend a Take That concert with you.
7. He goes along with your attempts to matchmake his mates with yours.
8. He relinquishes his hold on the remote for one whole evening.
9. He’ll wait for what seems like hours outside the women’s changing rooms, while you try on every single item on Topshop. Twice.
10. He lets you play on his hallowed Xbox 360 or PS3 – and, if he lets you beat him, you know it’s forever.
11. He’ll back down in an argument over sport/music/computers/anything else in which boys clearly know more than girls.
12. He chooses a mini break in Venice or Paris with you over a weekend with the lads in Ibiza.
13. He’ll hold your hair when you’re being sick. On his new trainers. In front of his mates.
14. He’ll have your way-too-soppy Valentine’s card on display – next to that signed photo of Britney Spears.
15. He gives you a massage – and doesn’t see it as a shortcut to sex.
16. He’ll let you have a go on his Technics decks – and even with his ultra-rare, white-label, import, 12-inch, vinyl singles.
17. He wont shout at you, even after you’ve accidentally scratched that ultra-rare, white-label, import, 12-inch, vinyl single.
18. He remembers your birthday. Listen – in most years, he doesn’t remember his own mother’s birthday.
19. He writes poems and sweet letters to you, even if it sounded lame and corny to your ears (but you’re too touched you wouldn’t mind).
20. He even fights with his best mate if you are being insulted, harassed, or backstabbed.
21. He follows you like almost everywhere, even if you are going to buy some new skimpy underwear in the all-female lingerie shop.
22. He was jealous of you adoring one of the Take That guys.
23. You caught a glimpse of your picture in his wallet.
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Hmm... interesting will make a note of those things. I guess it is difficult for guys to verbally express their feelings and we should take note of their actions
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hmmm...let me know when u'll find that kind of guy...and borrow him to me:P
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lol... hmmm... complicated...
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Lesson 2

Things Guys Want Girls To Know which otherwise remains unsaid and sometimes becomes difficult for them to bring it out. So here you can get a glimpse over the details that these guys want their girl friends to know which they would otherwise never bother to or be able to tell. So lets get into the minds of these boys and know that always it is not that women are complicated and have lots of secrets in mind rather boys can have a lot of secrets in their mind and be as complex as a girl. This can also prove that boys have so much to tell which these people are not abled to bring out with. They want the girls to know all these facts about them and as they cannot bring with it, they prefer to write it.

The boys are not as perverted as the girls think they are. They are sensible class and they too are not as fool as they are thought to be. Though they seem to be very insensible and stupid at times they are not as they look like. So do not underestimate them as they can be clever enough at times. No matter what girls say, their ex-boyfriend is a loser. And they should never try to prove that their ex boyfriend was really smart enough but it could not be continued as this makes the boys really jealous and angry. So girls be careful from the next time.

The boys know that the girls are pretty, that's one of the reason's they are going out with girls. So don't have to always wait for them to give compliments and continue to be nagging and make them angry. Never should a girl go into detail about your period. It scares them. Atleast not before the marriage. After marriage it is alright but not before that. They would never want to know the details of it every month. If girls have cramps and guys ask you what's wrong, just tell these boys it's that time of the month and nothing more.

These boys absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, or what any other guy looks like for that matter never pester them to look like someone else and wear clothes like others. They prefer to be themselves.

Whenever the girls are wrong they should apologise to the boys and not just neglect the whole issue as if nothing has happened.

Don't ask the boys to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

Never kick the boys in the nuts just to see what they would say.

Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, as boys love her and never like her to be criticized but they like their girl friends boobs better anyway.

Size and shape of a girl doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

Don't tell the boys how cute your ex-boyfriend was.

The way to a guys heart is through his stomach, so take care of his food and start learning to cook as it is easy to keep your man happy only by this method.

Never ask boys to kiss other guys.

The boys know that the girls are not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway okay and try to neglect the matter so always take care of the issues as the boys try to be very patient and considerate enough so never try their patience.


things every girl should know about boys and their private

1. God designed a boy's privates as part sword, part battering-ram, to joyously stab and hammer you with on the magical night you begin your life-long tethering to the man who'll liberate you from the drudgery of ever having to make your own decisions – except when to have a headache or give an "I don't like this" bite.

2. When a boy's disgusting private goes inside of a girl's shameful unmentionable, there is a serious risk of it breaking off and causing excruciating pain while it travels throughout your body like a giant trichinosis worm.


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OMG...Moon....u are a great teacher!!!...thx a lot^__^
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Cool, lots of good tips. Most important point I got was not to say anything good about your ex!
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