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Posted 5/14/08 , edited 5/14/08

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goldengoat55555 wrote:

"spurs are on their way to wembley, tottenham's gonna do it again. they can't stop them, the boys from tottenham, the boys from white heart lane"

"keano, keano, keano"

"we had joy, we had fun, we had arsenal on the run, but the joy didn't last cause the bast*rds were to fast"

"blue and white are tops are flashing, lets all go gooner bashing"

"spurs are off to wembley, their knees have gone all trembly, come on your spurs, come on you spurs"

"oh we all shout tottenham, we are the super best, everybody knows were the football promisers, eight times we won the cup and number nine is coming and we all shout tottenham!!!!"

oh, the joys of having a gooner and a yid on the same forum :P

The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
F*CK OFF.



Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.



What do you think of Tottenham?
SH*T
What do you think of sh*t
TOTTENHAM.



Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham.



We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the b*st*rds ran too fast



When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me: Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot some Tottenham Scum.



Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?



Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham,
Ever seen the Tottenham,
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?



You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in the 60's,

You won the league in black and white


who likes little boys? who like little boy?
arsen wenger arsen wenger!!!
who likes little boy?

fuck em all, fuck em all, united, arsenal, liverpool,
cos we are the tottenham and we are the best,
we are the tottenham so fuck all the rest.

we are the tottenham the pride of the south,
we hate the arsenal cos they are all mouth,
we took the north bank and that was fuck all,
the tottenham will rise and the arsenal will fall.

my old man said be a arsenal fan,
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt"
we took the north bank in half a minute,
we took the the shed with the chelsea in it,
we hammered the hammers,
with carving knifes and spanners,
we taught the millwall how to fight,
so I'll never be a gunner,
cos every cunts a runner,
that's what I told my old man.

you lost that double feeling, you lost that double feeling
you lost that double feeling and now is gone, gone, gone....woo, oh, oh whaooooo!!!!.......

there's only one arsene wenger,
only one Arsene Wenger,
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
wenger is a fucking peadophile

have you, ever seen fabby with a bird?
have you ever seen fabby with a bird?
have you ever seen fabby? ever seen fabergas?
ever seen fabby with a bird?

sing sing wherever you may be,
we beat the scum at Wem-ber-Ley,
they got one and we got three,
and we're going back to Wem-ber-ley

oh sorry my bad, you got one and we got five....ha ha ha...theo will-flop!!!
have you even been to an arsenal match? i mean arsenal can't win shit.
were the pride of north london!!!!!!


true champions!!! and we got more silverware
you lot got injured girls!
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Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08

goldengoat55555 wrote:


h4x0rz wrote:


goldengoat55555 wrote:

"spurs are on their way to wembley, tottenham's gonna do it again. they can't stop them, the boys from tottenham, the boys from white heart lane"

"keano, keano, keano"

"we had joy, we had fun, we had arsenal on the run, but the joy didn't last cause the bast*rds were to fast"

"blue and white are tops are flashing, lets all go gooner bashing"

"spurs are off to wembley, their knees have gone all trembly, come on your spurs, come on you spurs"

"oh we all shout tottenham, we are the super best, everybody knows were the football promisers, eight times we won the cup and number nine is coming and we all shout tottenham!!!!"

oh, the joys of having a gooner and a yid on the same forum :P

The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The w*nky Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
F*CK OFF.



Hark now hear the Arsenal sing,
The Tottenham run away,
And we will fight forever more,
Because of Boxing Day.



What do you think of Tottenham?
SH*T
What do you think of sh*t
TOTTENHAM.



Away in a manger,
No crib for a bed,
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said,
We hate Tottenham, and we hate Tottenham.



We had joy, we had fun,
We had Tottenham on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
Because the b*st*rds ran too fast



When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what will I be,
Will I be Arsenal, will I be Spurs,
And here's what she said to me: Go wash out your mouth son,
And go get your fathers gun,
Shoot some Tottenham Scum.



Are you watching,
Are you watching,
Are you watching Tottenham?
Are you watching Tottenham?



Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen the Tottenham,
Ever seen the Tottenham,
Have you ever seen the Tottenham win the league?



You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in black and white,

You won the league in the 60's,

You won the league in black and white


who likes little boys? who like little boy?
arsen wenger arsen wenger!!!
who likes little boy?

fuck em all, fuck em all, united, arsenal, liverpool,
cos we are the tottenham and we are the best,
we are the tottenham so fuck all the rest.

we are the tottenham the pride of the south,
we hate the arsenal cos they are all mouth,
we took the north bank and that was fuck all,
the tottenham will rise and the arsenal will fall.

my old man said be a arsenal fan,
I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt"
we took the north bank in half a minute,
we took the the shed with the chelsea in it,
we hammered the hammers,
with carving knifes and spanners,
we taught the millwall how to fight,
so I'll never be a gunner,
cos every cunts a runner,
that's what I told my old man.

you lost that double feeling, you lost that double feeling
you lost that double feeling and now is gone, gone, gone....woo, oh, oh whaooooo!!!!.......

there's only one arsene wenger,
only one Arsene Wenger,
with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
wenger is a fucking peadophile

have you, ever seen fabby with a bird?
have you ever seen fabby with a bird?
have you ever seen fabby? ever seen fabergas?
ever seen fabby with a bird?

sing sing wherever you may be,
we beat the scum at Wem-ber-Ley,
they got one and we got three,
and we're going back to Wem-ber-ley

oh sorry my bad, you got one and we got five....ha ha ha...theo will-flop!!!
have you even been to an arsenal match? i mean arsenal can't win shit.
were the pride of north london!!!!!!


true champions!!! and we got more silverware
you lot got injured girls!


“(Whaddya think of Tottenham?!)” ”SHIT!” “(Whaddya think of Shit?)” “TOTTENHAM!”
“(Thank you!)” “That’s alright!”
“We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham!
We hate Tottenham and we hate Tottenham! We are the Tottenham haters!” (Y*ddos! Y*ddos! Y*ddos!)”

“Seventy one! Two thousand and four! Seventy one! Two thousand and four!”

“Sixty one! Never again! Sixty one! Never again!”

“My old man said, be a Tottenham fan. I said f*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt! (you’re a c*nt!)”

Who's that team they call the Arsenal?! Who's that team we all adore?!
We're the boys in red and white! And we’re f*cking dynamite!
And Ramos's mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!
Ramos's mother is a whoooooooooore! She’s a whore! She’s a whore!”

“He’s only a poor little Y*ddo! He stands at the back of The Shelf!
He goes to the bar to buy a lager! And only buys one for himself! (tight c*nt!)”

“When I was a little boy. My mother bought me a little toy.
A Tottenham fan on a piece of string. She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!
So I kicked his head in! Kicked his head in! She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!”

“When I was a little boy. My mother bought me a little toy.
A Tottenham fan on a piece of string. She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!
So I kicked his head in! Kicked his head in! She told me to kick his f*ckin' head in!”


“Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league? Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham win the league? *HAVE YA F*CK!”

“Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league? Have you ever seen Tottenham win the league?
Have you ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham, ever seen Tottenham win the league? *HAVE YA F*CK!”

“van Persie! Whoooah! van Persie! Whoooah!
He comes from Rotterdam! He hates the Totten-ham!”

“Oh Cesc Fab-re-gas is his name! And he used to eat paella down in Spain!
He was born to be a Gooner! We should have got his sooner!
And Cesc Fabregas is his name!”

“My old man said, be a Tottenham fan. I said f*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt! (you’re a c*nt!)
I wanna walk with the Gooner masses! I wanna shag some Arsenal lasses!
We’re drinking and singing! And usually winning! We’re the boys from down on Highbury!
Whether up the road or the San Siro! We all follow the A.F.C!”

“I can see his darting runs from a thousand miles!
And the heavens open every time he smiles!
come to that, that’s where are players belong!
When they jump and cheer when they hear their songs!
They give us goals,goals,goals,goals, amazing goals!
They give us goals,goals,goals,goals, amazing goals!”

“Fabregas! Fabregas! When he's on the ball!
Fabregas! Fabregas! Greatest of them all!
His passes are sublime! His mum’s f*cking fine!
Fabregas! Fabregas! Fabregas!”

“Fabreeeegas! Whooooaaaaoooh! Fabreeeegas! Whooooaaaaoooh! He wears the number four! We love him even more!”



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdWTg7WqfL0
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SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm encouraging you.. so listen..
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do whatever you want, you'll be the one to suffer in the end.. not me <_<;
Posted 5/15/08
think before u speak/type that way u know whatever u say is gonna make sense
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If I am not studying, I am better off to bed....
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It's up to you to live a happy life, no one can live it for you.
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Posted 5/15/08 , edited 5/15/08
My Encouraging Words to Depressed People:
1. There is NO light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably just the train ready to run you over.
2. It's your life, you live it the way you want to, don't let others dictate it for you, because if you do let others dictate it for you, then you're better off being dead.

Encouraging Quotations:
"No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less." -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom
"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. "-Ogden's Law

(>.<")
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Posted 5/15/08
Uhm, At least your nose isn't really bleeding.
And your mother didn't make you join Color Guard. You could also have five siblings.
Your skull could've been deformed, threatening at any moment to push your tonsils into your brain stem, thereby preventing brainfluids from exiting your skull, causing it to expand.
If you can't see something about which you can be happy, you're stupid! Or trying not to! Seeing as all of the stupid people whom I know are happy, if you aren't happy, then you must be the latter.
Posted 5/15/08
ok heres a thought:

If you feel unappreciated. Don't say you do. Real wisdom comes from those who are silent.
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Posted 5/15/08
Uhh....wait.

Posted 5/15/08

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Uhh....wait.



I tried so hard to to laugh at that but I couldn't hold it in...
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Posted 5/15/08
fuck you. hope that helped you fucking douchebag
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Hella funny.
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