Fairy tales.. Ways to make children cry..
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Posted 9/21/07 , edited 9/21/07
Heres my 3.


Its bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain, and killed it all about!
Up came the sun, and dried up the corpse.
The poor itsy bisty spider never climbed up again..
R.I.P Itsy bitsy.


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(The truthe of little red riding hood..)

Little red riding hood went along the trail to grandma's house.
Along the road came a wolf and gobbled her all up.
Grandma's house
Knock knock on the door, Senile old grams came to the door
"Granny" a voice spoke. Through the peeping hole granny saw little red.
Open the door and grams was no more..
Tis the end of the tale.

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Jack and jill went up the hill
To fetch a pale of water.
Jill gave jack a measly shove.
And jack fell down the well.
Jill tossed a rock
and it tumbled down
upon the near dead jack
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Posted 9/21/07
they didnt even rhyme... and they arent even fairy tales these are nursery rhymes
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Posted 9/21/07
just go with the crowd..
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Posted 9/21/07
Is this suppose to be funny?

Wait, wait, wait, is this fucking funny?

Okay, got it, it's not fucking FUNNY.
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Posted 9/21/07
why do you want to scare children anything... who would mate with you.... sickening!!!

^that dudes avatar is funnier than your post
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Posted 9/21/07
Do you mean truth behind nursery rhymes? Sorry... you've gotten it all wrong. Sad you didn't even mentions "ring-a-round-a-rosie" as an allusion to the bubonic plague...


I agree... this thread lacks sense.



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