Chuck Norris Facts
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Posted 9/22/07
i hope this thread hasn't existed yet.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard".

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

The boogeyman checks under his bed to see if Chuck Norris is there.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris does not use a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Lol, Chuck is so tough, he has a fist underneath his beard. =D

(family guy.)


i wonder why chuck is so tough?
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Posted 9/22/07
om!! that was so funny!! i'll copy that and print it ^_^ chuck norris is awesome (i mean the jokes about him) ^_^
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Chuck Norris does not read a book, he stares it down until it gives him the information he needs.
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Posted 9/22/07
When Chuck Norris goes in water he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris’d
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Some people can piss their name in snow, Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.
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dang u got me. mr spoiler

EDIT: wait up that thread is locked apparently.

well chuck norris jokes will become fresh again for a little while
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Posted 9/22/07
chuk norris is so tough captain crunch doesnt cut the top of his mouth (that stuffs like glass!!!)
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