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what weird things does your pet do
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my cat attacks our neighbors' pets. we still haven't been able to find that bunny.
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When I point to the lampshade, my dog starts barking like a retard. She protects me from the moths! And she runs away from time to time and comes back through the front door...
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play with the cockroaches seriously. it's a dog that kills rats too. *proud master*
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25 / M / Sheffield
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Dog tries to lick me balls.


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76 / F / Doha, Qatar
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Posted 3/29/08

jawk wrote:

Dog tries to lick me balls.


Jawk


LMFAO
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32 / M / In Headington
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My cat suckles his toes or fabric...sounds cute but hes 10 now :S
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25 / M / Augusta GA
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he throws up during sex with other dogs


edit: and licks it up
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29 / M / unknown
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when my dog shits... eat his shit and shit it out again....

or

he throws up.... eat it and throws up again....

my cat chases her tail over and over until she gets dizzy and pass out...

and

everytime me and my friends drinks beer or any nefarious substance i give my cat some of it.... she drinks what i give but i havent seen her getting drunk yet...

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Die
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i gave my cat a bone once. she buried it and my dog started to chase rats in the kitchen.
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My cat like to sleep on the dvd player.
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my cat plays fetch..it's cute^^
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my dog eats his food in fractions...he also has sexual urges toward my cat...he humps her. since he's a pack animal (a wolf) he walk and runs in a slanted line...like kind of sideways.

why my cat was little she would climp up peoples legs when she was hungry
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24 / M / Greece
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my dog is female and fucks my pillows funniest thing ever
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