Man arrested for having sex with a picnic table

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

Example of picnic table of the sort believed to be "used":

Note that the image of the actual picnic table has been withheld to protect the anonymity of the victim.

	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008, edited Mar 30, 2008 http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496 The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex. Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. Example of picnic table of the sort believed to be "used": Note that the image of the actual picnic table has been withheld to protect the anonymity of the victim.
	Report to Mod Being entertained by his harem.
ILYchristine 2502 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Michigan. Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 oh wow. so what is this... sex with an object? ...objectphilia? D:
	Report to Mod asdfasdfasdf.
Macedonian 10774 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / I go where Ryu go... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 ...world went down the crapper at approximately the same time I was born...
	Report to Mod ...how bout that...
Laughalilmore 4030 cr points Send Message: 111 / F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 Woow...guy must be..ermm..desperate...and gross..
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paperback 2769 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Monterey Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 /sigh we need to legalize prostitution much quicker than i had thought
	Report to Mod subliminal message: commit suicide
Tashi_Chan 13378 cr points Send Message: 25 / F / Japan Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 lol I don't even know what to say to that. That's just another one of the MANY ridiculous things people do.
	Report to Mod 日本が大好きだよ❣
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Cyrus9669 83 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / New York Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 Metal round table... That could've been dangerous
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ananke23 202 cr points Send Message: 31 / F / US Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 the man should have seriously considered an inflatable girlfriend first.... wtf???
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monkeyzamm 6121 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / Tulsa..A boring p... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 HA!!!!!!! i havent even read the first post yet i just read the topice and started laughing ahahahahahahahahahahaha
	Report to Mod I've been gone a while :D
ariescence 1097 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / In his heart X] Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 OMG, I feel sorry for his kids... That is plain nasty.
	Report to Mod baka, baka, baka!
Alan Level 3 Boy SacaSuMoto 1580 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / Here and there Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 LOL that guy is desperate xD
	Report to Mod Im online, but i may not be here xD
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welook 7495 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / havent u noticed... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG!
	Report to Mod Hobbs says no to Humans, so do I
shinn442 22020 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Singapore Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 that is just crazy
	Report to Mod Ask me anything! http://www.formspring.me/ShinnReminisce
HiddenShade 946 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / What are you? Som... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 Wow, I dont even wanna no wat he was thinking...
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	Permalink Reply Quote Posted Mar 28, 2008 AHAHAHAHA! There's one thing missing! The hole should have like had a chip and scraped off his penis.
	Report to Mod rooooooooooooar

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