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Posted Mar 28 2008, edited Mar 30 2008
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496


The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.


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Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

Example of picnic table of the sort believed to be "used":



Note that the image of the actual picnic table has been withheld to protect the anonymity of the victim.
ILYchristine
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Posted Mar 28 2008
oh wow.
so what is this...
sex with an object?

...objectphilia? D:
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Posted Mar 28 2008
...world went down the crapper at approximately the same time I was born...
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Posted Mar 28 2008
Woow...guy must be..ermm..desperate...and gross..
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Posted Mar 28 2008
/sigh

we need to legalize prostitution much quicker than i had thought
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Posted Mar 28 2008
lol I don't even know what to say to that. That's just another one of the MANY ridiculous things people do.
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Posted Mar 28 2008
Metal round table... That could've been dangerous Image
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Posted Mar 28 2008
the man should have seriously considered an inflatable girlfriend first.... wtf???
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Posted Mar 28 2008
HA!!!!!!! i havent even read the first post yet i just read the topice and started laughing ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted Mar 28 2008
OMG, I feel sorry for his kids... Image
That is plain nasty.
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Posted Mar 28 2008
LOL that guy is desperate xD
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Posted Mar 28 2008
HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG!
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Posted Mar 28 2008
that is just crazy
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Posted Mar 28 2008
Wow, I dont even wanna no wat he was thinking...
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Posted Mar 28 2008
AHAHAHAHA! There's one thing missing! The hole should have like had a chip and scraped off his penis.
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