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Man arrested for having sex with a picnic table
Posted 3/28/08 , edited 3/30/08
http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496


The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole for the umbrella to have sex.



Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

Example of picnic table of the sort believed to be "used":



Note that the image of the actual picnic table has been withheld to protect the anonymity of the victim.
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oh wow.
so what is this...
sex with an object?

...objectphilia? D:
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25 / M / I go where Ryu go...
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...world went down the crapper at approximately the same time I was born...
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Woow...guy must be..ermm..desperate...and gross..
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29 / M / Monterey
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/sigh

we need to legalize prostitution much quicker than i had thought
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30 / F / Japan
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lol I don't even know what to say to that. That's just another one of the MANY ridiculous things people do.
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29 / M / New York
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Metal round table... That could've been dangerous
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36 / F / US
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the man should have seriously considered an inflatable girlfriend first.... wtf???
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22 / M / Tulsa..A boring p...
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HA!!!!!!! i havent even read the first post yet i just read the topice and started laughing ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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27 / F / In his heart X]
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OMG, I feel sorry for his kids...
That is plain nasty.
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23 / M / Here and there
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LOL that guy is desperate xD
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23 / M / havent u noticed...
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HAHAHHAHAHAH OMG!
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24 / M / Singapore
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that is just crazy
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27 / M / What are you? Som...
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Wow, I dont even wanna no wat he was thinking...
Posted 3/28/08
AHAHAHAHA! There's one thing missing! The hole should have like had a chip and scraped off his penis.
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