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Court sentences man after wombat rape claim
Posted 3/29/08
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080328/od_afp/nzealandwombatoffbeat;_ylt=Alttfq8a5wufWK3ztgR8ehahOrgF


WELLINGTON (AFP) - A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.
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fush and chups.
Posted 3/29/08
Are serious?!?!

OMFG
what's with these people having sex with horses, picnic tables, and now bats?

UHHH
My gosh, stupid asswipes need hookers or blow up dolls.
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O_oStefferzO-o wrote:

Are serious?!?!

OMFG
what's with these people having sex with horses, picnic tables, and now bats?

UHHH
My gosh, stupid asswipes need hookers or blow up dolls.


can you recommend me a good one?
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wth is wrong with these people!!!
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I liked the table story better.
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hypervalor wrote:


O_oStefferzO-o wrote:

Are serious?!?!

OMFG
what's with these people having sex with horses, picnic tables, and now bats?

UHHH
My gosh, stupid asswipes need hookers or blow up dolls.


In Britain people had sex with bicycle's, sidewalks, park fences, and even light poles :lol:


Tell me about it, my mailbox (that dirty whore) was giving it up to everyone and the mailman!
Posted 3/29/08

memphit wrote:


O_oStefferzO-o wrote:

Are serious?!?!

OMFG
what's with these people having sex with horses, picnic tables, and now bats?

UHHH
My gosh, stupid asswipes need hookers or blow up dolls.


can you recommend me a good one? :P


lol,
no sorry.

haha
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waheheheheh ROFL
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O_oStefferzO-o wrote:
OMFG
what's with these people having sex with horses, picnic tables, and now bats?

Aargh! Why don't people actually read the articles?

This guy didn't actually have sex with anything! He called up the cops and falsely reported that he'd been raped by a wombat. He was arrested for making a false police report. I suppose the cops could have ignored him, but they were probably pissed that some guy was playing pranks, wasting their time, and tying up an emergency services dispatcher with nonsense.

And a wombat is not actually a bat. It's a funky marsupial which I guess looks vaguely like a fat sloth or a big rat:

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ShatteredRose wrote:

Eww a wombat looks weird and fat, but mmm watever. Geez how dare he waste other peoples time and most of all cops when they could be saving an old lady from being mugged or stop a robbery.


More importantly, why would you call the police if that cute furry creature wanted to get personal with you?
Posted 3/29/08
wtf.... he even got sentenced to community service? rolf niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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awwww i love wombats...so cute! Man, I find it irritating when people prank call police stations and whatnot just to have a little fun. There are people who are actually in trouble trying to contact the authorities but the lines are all tied up by a bunch of fools who are bored with their lives *SIGH*
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it never said he actually had sex with the wombat.I think he was high or sumthin and called the police to pull a prank
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Daikazetatsu wrote:

it never said he actually had sex with the wombat.I think he was high or sumthin and called the police to pull a prank


A new study shows that 100% of wombat rape victims are too afraid to come forward, many never tell another person.
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