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Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself?"
I read that off an avatar..
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22 / M / the darkness
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do as I say not as I do
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36 / M / U.S.A.
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Sleep with itchy but wake up with smelly finger.....
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M / Where angels dwel...
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There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. you just happen to be one.

I added the last part.
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29 / M / around here somew...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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24 / F / Wonderland
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Posted 1/6/07
some truths about Chuck Norris:

Any object or organism powerful enough to defeat Chuck Norris would be so massive that it would collapse on itself and form a black hole that would quickly devour the entire universe. Hence Dr. Shakespeare tracked down Nuck Chorris and sent him to battle his brother


Chuck Norris caught 500 different Pokemon... on the first day the game was out. Using only one version. And he didn't care for the fact that there's only 387 nor the fact that they are split between 2 different versions


Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about


Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands


Chuck Norris can divide by 0


how much wood would a wood chuck norris chuck? don't get him started that will be the end of the trees.

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to bo or not to be that is the question
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anyone who says that taking candy from babies is easy has never tried.

when life you gives yopu lemons thorw them back and add a couple of lemons of your own.
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22 / M / the darkness
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life's a bowl of s@#t when you look at it
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F / Its a Secret...
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If ignorance is bliss, then why are so many people unhappy?
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26 / M / Nj
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wat goes around comes around
wat goes up must come down, wat if it doesnt.
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27 / M / North Carolina
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Women, can't live with em, can't herd em all into canada

if God wanted you to learn algebra, he would have given you far more than ten fingers

You have 2 choices when it comes to endng your life, do it quickly, or get married and have kids and die slowly every day
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26 / Martian / Estonia
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Patience is a virtue...
Never really got that.
Also
Man walked up to the universe and yelled:"I excist!"
The universe replied:"I feel no obligation."
Well i dont know if thats a real saying but it can be a way of life..
Two wrongs dont make a right!
(-) * (-) = (+)
(if i sound weird, its because i spend the last few hours watching every episode of Evangelion and im mentally drained but the coffee wont lemme go to sleep)
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Posted 1/6/07
god helps thoughs who helps themselves


dont really get it because if you help yourself then why would you need his help
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24 / F / rawr...
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i find tv very educational. everytime someone turns the tv on, i go into another room and read a book
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