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Posted 1/7/07
^lol... =D

in response to yours :P

"i find books very fun... everytime someone passes one to me, i throw it at the people i don't like"
Posted 1/7/07


-you realize elicia can't sleep over right. because she's a girl.

-don't worry dad, elicia and i won't do anything we're cool like that. besides, i'm into recycled goods, like my x girlfriend
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Posted 1/7/07
this is somethin i made up
"random is random no matter what random is random, random."

this one i heard
"people are like sacks of shit, fill them up somethins bound to come out"
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Posted 1/7/07
more stuff about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - TWICE

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
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Posted 1/7/07
here's one that's not about chuck norris

If you have to hit someone, hit someone with Alzheimer's
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Posted 1/7/07
Eat my nose for:

equals 4. hahahaha.

Missed it? Don't bother to it read again.
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Posted 1/7/07
I dont get it esa...

Oh, I get it now.
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Posted 1/7/07
^ LOL. Did I or not reminded everyone not to read it again.
Posted 1/7/07
nice.
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Posted 1/8/07
why did the chicken cross the road?

buddha: if you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature

and i didn't get it esa =.O
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Posted 1/8/07
Did you laughed at it?
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Posted 1/8/07
there was an englishman, a scotsman, and an irishman. They were all walking through the desert. A man went up 2 the englishman and said "why are you holding lots of bottles of water?" the englishman replied "so when it gets hot during the day i can keep hydrated" A man said to the scotsman "why are you holding lots of bottles of whisky?" the scotsman replied "so when it gets cold at night i can keep warm" A man then said to the irishman "why are you holding a car door?" The scotsman replied "so when it gets too hot i can wind the window down"
this is just a joke...im sorry if i offend anyone...im english so yeh lol
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Posted 1/8/07

simpleyesa wrote:

Did you laughed at it?


*sinks deeper into confusion*

Quote: "God is dead" - Nietchze
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Posted 1/8/07
"if you run behind car, you get exhausted." get it?
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to continue with the norris facts:
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building

And finally, one that brings me back to my younger years:
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you
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