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Wait, theres one more...
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe
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When I was young I prayed to the lord for a bicycle.
Later I realised that he didn't work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.
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27 / M / Singapore
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^lmao
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"there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
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Awsomesauce!!!!
and
Blarm!!!!!
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29 / M / Sask-at-chew-an,...
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What kind of world do we live in when we can't even trust a pirate?
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ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi

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28 / F / Lost in the deepe...
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VOTE FOR NOBODY
Nobody keeps his campaign promises.
Nobody deserves to live off your taxes.
Nobody can legislate your freedom.
NOBODY IS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE!
if you think that Nobody represents your interests,
VOTE FOR NOBODY
If you think Nobody should run your life,
VOTE FOR NOBODY
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22 / F / Miami
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Posted 1/8/07
i have tons!! but im gonna say only 1,
"Let's blow up this popsicle joint!"
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24 / F / Wonderland
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.......If Jimmy Cracked Corn and nobody cares....why did they write a song about
it?.....

Drinking a cup of urine a day is not healthy, it's stupid


one more thing about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there
Posted 1/8/07
^^^imao. rofl. lol.
if a tree falls but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?----why the hell would you ask a question like that. who would care
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34 / M / Whitebase
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"If you slap a kid with a bottle of Johnson's & Johnson's -No More Tears- shampoo, is it irony?"

I always like that one.
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76 / F / in the club
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^ hehehehe. it's funny!
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27 / M / Singapore
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Posted 1/13/07
a scribbling on my school desk: "If you're reading this, you're not paying attention"
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"One leg in the air and great things happens.." Ebichu Man
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