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**The "I'm Crippled" Game
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25 / M / California
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Posted 3/30/08 , edited 3/30/08
In this game you are crippled, but that doesn't matter, what matters is how you became crippled, haha.

Ex: Im crippled because i fell down the stairs. (thats not a very exciting one now is it?)

Heres a better one: So then, im brutally crippled because i got trampled by elephants at the state fair while eating a snow cone.

Throw some back stories into it, make it more interesting.

Anyway, lets get this started.

I'm crippled because i tripped off a 2 story high ladder while painting a friend of mines house for 5 dollars.
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24 / F / UK
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Posted 3/30/08
lol sounds fun...

i'm crippled because my dog chased me and i ran into a lamp post....and i felt dizzy so i fell down 78 steps and landed on a knocked over tree....
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25 / M / California
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Posted 3/30/08
lol.

im crippled because i was chasing the mailman for taking my rubberband and a talking car came out of nowhere and ran my legs over then we fell down a long stairwell and i landed on my hip
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24 / F / UK
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Posted 3/30/08
i'm crippled because i was walking the tightrope at a circus when i saw micheal jackson and that made me lose my balance and i fell and fell and fell and fell and i landed in the lions cage but luckily the lion was slepping....instead i tripped over the taming chair thing and went banging into the metal bars of the cage....
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i'm crippled because i was walking down the street seriously because of many cars and didn't follow the rules and a friend of mine called me and told me that i'm must be careful and follow the rules and stopped in the middle of the street to look at her behind and the cars ran over me.
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F / COFFiN. ♥
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Posted 3/30/08
I'm crippled because I want to be crippled =D
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I'm crippled because I didn't follow the sign that said 'Don't step on the Grass'...
I didn't know the grass was a mine field...
Then BOOM...
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76 / ~wherever sarcasm...
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Posted 3/30/08
I'm crippled because I slid near the pool then the tiles were broken making my knee bleed like hell, afterwards, I tried to walk but after a short while I tripped into a freakin' stone the made me stumble into some thorny bushes... the thorns pricked my knee so hard... now I'm crippled....
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Posted 4/12/08
i'm crippled due to over-exertion on my knee joints. i've got injuries on them and if i dun take care i might really be crippled...
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26 / F / California
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Posted 4/12/08
im crippled because i got chased by a pitbull and got run over by a truck
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M / nyc
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Posted 4/12/08
I'm crippled because I got body slammed by my girlfriend when she stood on the scale and it broke and I accidently laughed...
Posted 4/19/08
i'm crippled because i felt like i had to be
xD
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F / It's a little red...
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Posted 4/19/08
Im cripple cos my 87kg bro squashed me flat
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26 / M / Washington
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Posted 4/22/08
Im crippled because i was flying over the amozon and fell into the trees. haha
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