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You receive solomon's wisdom, but see from your perspective on how complicated things may be that life just sucks to you. So you jump off a cliff and live in rehab recovering forever...
I wish for utter, eternal contentment and no displeasure in any way (try to mess that up...)
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Granted, but God dislikes that, and he sends you to hell to balance things out.
I wish I could use a butter knife.
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Granted, but then all butter knives cease to exist.
i wish i was a vampire.....now try to mess that up
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Granted! But then somebody knocks you into a wooden stake wich goes through your heart..
i wish i had loads of money.. and not get papercuts..
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Granted! But a law was just passed that all currency is now Monopoly money!!
I wish I could fly....
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22 / M / Latvia, Riga
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Granted! Your can fly, but so high so you can see nobody and nothing
I wish I could manipulate winds... O.o
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Granted! But the winds bring in a never ending storm of acid rain destroying everything including flesh.
I wish for an anime to become real life.
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21 / M / ohio :(
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granted but your soul gets eaten by a hollow
i wish i was a ninja
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Granted! But ninja all over the world are getting rounded and are due to be killed for being a ninja. (Ethnic cleansing more or less)
I wish I was known around the world for doing something good.
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Granted! if you do ONE mistake whatever you do and everyone will hates you so they will bury you!!
I wish i was a anime god.
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Granted! but unfortunatly the world of anime just blew up.
i wish my brother wouldnt snore when i listen to music ¬_¬.. he's doing it now..
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Granted! your brother chokes on his own tongue and dies...
i wish i had a flying pony
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Granted! But your flying pony doesn't knwo how to land and stop flying.
I wish i had all the candy in the world and was immune to cavaties!!
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17 / F / LaLa Land...^^
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Granted! but then you'll get addicted then grow extremely FAT!!
I wish i was the smartest person in the world!
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Granted,but then you show off your smartness and everybody will hate you
I wish i was the strongest person in the world! Beat that
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