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In your opinion, what is the BEST "Yo Mama" joke?
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25 / M / No body noes
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Posted 4/3/08
Mine would have to be
"Yo mama so fat when she wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!"
"Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!"
"Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested for mooning!"
"Yo mama so ugly she made the onion cry!"


I'm sure you guys can come up with better ones...


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21 / M / East coast of U.S.A.
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Posted 4/3/08
yo mama is so fat even naruto doesnt believe it.

note, i dont like naruto, just the joke
Posted 4/3/08
lol " Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized"
I always find the "I did your mom" jokes funny.
haha
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Posted 4/3/08
yo mama so fat she needs a swimming pool to pee....
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Here are 2 classics's
your momma is so stupid she sat on the couch and watched the tv
your momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish ^^
Posted 4/3/08
yo mama is so dumb instead of her walking tthe dog, the dog walk her.
yo mama is so uglthat she made the onions cry
yo mama is so fat that when they took the picture, she doesnt even fit inside the poster
how come every1 wrote yo momma but not yo mama or yo mamma??
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32 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 4/3/08
yo mama is so dumb she married an ass and raised a dumbass..
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24 / M / skatopia~
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Posted 4/3/08

gaby567 wrote:

yo mama is so dumb instead of her walking tthe dog, the dog walk her.
yo mama is so uglthat she made the onions cry
yo mama is so fat that when they took the picture, she doesnt even fit inside the poster
how come every1 wrote yo momma but not yo mama or yo mamma??


i wrote yo mama :D
Posted 4/3/08
Hate most of em
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Posted 4/3/08
Russell Peters

Your mother is so fat, that when she jump for joy, she got stuck.
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23 / M
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Posted 4/3/08
i haven't heard a yo moma joke for a long time
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30 / M / CA, US
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Posted 4/3/08
yo mama is so ugly... she looks exactly just like you!!!!!! (reffered to males only)..
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39 / SG
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Posted 4/3/08
Yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you
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Posted 4/3/08
Yo mama's so fat that when she asked for light, God said "Then MOVE."

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell into the ocean whales came around and started singing "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama has more chins than the chinese phone book.


lol, i love yo mama jokes, they're so funny!
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