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In your opinion, what is the BEST "Yo Mama" joke?
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27 / M / in a world where...
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Posted 4/3/08
yo mama is so fat she needs to wake up in sections

yo mama is so ugly she made blind children cry

yo mama is so stupid she took an IQ test and it came back negetive

yo mama is so fat even god couldnt raise her soul

yo mama is so fat all pictures need to b an aerial view

yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama is so ugly she needs 2 bags over her head

yo mama is so fat and ugly when she went to Japan they said "GODZILLA!!"

yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

yo mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was wen she weighed herself

yo mama is so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her
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Posted 4/3/08
yo momma is lame like this thread?
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Posted 4/3/08
Ummmmmmmmmmm............ Yo mama is so ugly she put the Boogeyman out of business...........?
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Posted 6/28/08
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephants threw peanuts at her.

Yo' mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her ticket because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo momma's so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it.

Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was wen she weighed herself.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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Posted 7/4/08
Yo mamma is so tall that when she did a cartwheel, she kicked God in the face.
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Yo moma is so ugly, when she walked into a Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.
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Posted 7/4/08
lol yo momma is so fat she jumped into the pacific ocean and said WHERE'S THE WATER??
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Posted 7/4/08
There's already a topic about mama jokes.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air she got STUCK

A classic.
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Posted 7/4/08

Solid-Wolf wrote:

Yo moma is so ugly, when she walked into a Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.


Hahaha!!! Xd
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23 / M / The Bronx, New Yo...
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Posted 7/4/08
yo mom so cross eyed when she cries tears come down her back
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28 / M / USA atm
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Posted 7/4/08
Yo Momma so fat, i known her all my life and i still haven't seen ALL of her
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26 / M / Canada
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Posted 7/4/08
Yo momma is so lame, she's gotta start yo mama jokes in school at work since birth carry everywhere now, under your momas command, you are making yo momma jokes on CR
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Posted 7/4/08 , edited 7/4/08
theres a forum game of
yo mama jokes already i think....

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"Yo Mama is so stupid,
she asked the operator
the number for 911"


Posted 7/4/08
Please use the thread stated by chocuqueen

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