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25 / M / Augusta GA
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Posted 4/3/08
THIS GUY IS ASKING ME FOR ADVICE WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM I NEED TO HELP HIM FAST.

HE SENT ME THIS EMAIL

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Ok this is whats happening:

my parents are out with friends, and they'll be back any minute so I REALLY need your help.

Heres some backround:

I volunteer on my sister's softball team, and so yea, whatever I meet this girl, her name is Michelle, and we've been going out for a while. We have a lot in common..... anyways....

So she came over like an hour ago, and I really want to lose my virginity, so I ask her to have sex.

She said: "No, no I can't it's not right" but I told her "Don't worry I know what I'm doing, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes."

So I gave her Donkey Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. She's a bit confused and scared.

Then I think to myself "I need lube, right? I heard some guys saying you have to lube up or else it might not fit properly..

So I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity. I grab some butter from the fridge, but it's cold, it won't melt, so I microwaved it for like 5 minutes and i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burned it.

I don't know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and she's in the bathroom crying. Please help I am really really scared. Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another n64 game?

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Posted 4/3/08
Fail.
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Posted 4/3/08

coreyb49127 wrote:


memphit wrote:

Fail.


im gonna have to second that

here ya go my reason for clicking the little link at the bottom

http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-1671/General-Jokes-Thread.html


Make that third...
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25 / M / Augusta GA
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Fine the guy is me you caught me. jk jk.

ill use that thread next time back to the drawing board
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24 / M / skatopia~
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Posted 4/3/08
haha lol... burned...
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32 / M / Iloilo City, PH
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Posted 4/3/08
I LOLZ @ U
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26 / M / United Kingdom, E...
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Posted 4/3/08
lol
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29 / M / Under pile of HW
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Posted 4/3/08
Lube? You don't need that...
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Posted 4/3/08
Uh. Personal thread?

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Why don't you go PM some random users instead? You will get the same feedback.
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