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((ok change of plans! im posting now))
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Sasune and Hinata was still laughing. It was unbelievable to see such a rare occasion. Sasuke Kissing Naruto, Naruto Kissing Sasuke, it just made them laugh. and obviously hadn't seen or witnessed episode three.

((yeah that would be great! put Naruto's and Sasuke's POV in it too))
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Posted 4/21/08 , edited 4/21/08
Yamato stared, eyes going wider every second. He felt his face heat up as Naruto and Sasuke pashed shamelessy infront of the stunned crowd, some of which had fainted a while back.

All thoughts flew out of Naruto's head when his lips connected with Sasuke's. His eyes were wide open and prepared to be pushed away with a foot in the face. What he least expected was to have Sasuke close his eyes and start moving his lips against his own.
His mind had gone out the window and he did what every other logical, rather peeved person would do in a situation like this.
He kissed back.

Sasuke yelled in triumph, in his head when Naruto's lips collided with his. He hesitated a second, before he took advantage of the situation. He kissed him slowly, in fear of Naruto breaking off and possibly landing a hit on his face. He grinned happily, again in his head, when Naruto started kissing back.

Thuds can be heard from the crowd where people fainted from severe nosebleeds.

((OMG ....I think it's good enough to be in a fanfic....or maybe I'm just too full of myself. It was fun to write anyway, I was grinning madly the whole time lol))

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Posted 4/21/08
Hinata and Sasune had stopped their laughing and turned back to Sasuke and Naruto who where obviously making out.
Sasune was quite interested on what she saw as she took out a small camera.
Hinata blushed quickly after seeing the two once again and of course, fainted and fell to the ground.((on top of all the other fainted people lol))
Sasune chuckled a bit seeing Hinata faint so easily. She then turned back to Sasuke and Naruto taking a picture, not taking pictures!

Gaara was blushing madly as he had finually figured out why the girls were laughing, why most of the crowd had fallen to the ground and how the crowd had nosebleeds.
He blinked once or twice in shock before bending down to the ground getting a nosebleed himself.

((ahahahah yeah i can see you face, when you wrote it hahah))
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Posted 4/22/08 , edited 4/22/08
((lol Gaara's reaction is priceless))

Another thud finally broke Sasuke out of his personal heaven. He broke the kiss gently and stared at Naruto's face, entranced. The blonde had a fierce blush and his lips were slightly parted, his glazed eyes half open and staring at nothing in particular. It was an image for any hormone crazed person to drool over, and other more personal things most people wouldn't discuss.
The rest of the crowd thudded to the floor, all from severe blood loss.
Sasuke sported a shit-eating grin as he proceeded to drag the half conscious Naruto out of the arcades.
"We've certainly put on a show, haven't we, Naruto?"
The blonde blinked dazedly but didn't respond.

Yamato blushed furiously and tried to stem the flow of blood squirting from his nose. Being an ANBU, he had more control over himself than the rest of the crowd, and managed to remain conscious to see Sasuke drag Naruto through the bloodied crowd.
He ran and hid himself behind one of the machines. After what he witnessed, there was no way he could miss out on what might happen later on. He would have no trouble tracking these two, for being an ANBU does have its advantages. He only wished the tent in his pants didn't make him so uncomfortable.

((XDDDD awesomeness....this makes me wanna write a completely plotless oneshot lol))
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Posted 4/22/08 , edited 4/22/08
Sasune chuckled once more, secretly taking pictures of basically everything, Sasuke to Naruto, Naruto to the crowd, the crowd to Yamato, Yamato to Gaara, Gaara to Hinata and once again back to Sasuke and Naruto.
She was so damn intreaged by how everyone had reacted.
Haven't they seen gay people kiss? Sasune chuckled again as her thought ran passed her mind.
She grinned taking pictures again. She could't wait until she showed these pictures to her boss.
Oh did i forget to mention that Sasune had a job?, well as you guessed now, she does, a hidden job infact, that not even Gaara and Hinata knows about it.
hahaha you want me to tell you what Sasune's job is?............
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Well that won't be nessesary, since im going to show you what it is *laughs*


Well now back to Gaara....
Gaara glipsed at Sasune for a second before turning back at Sasuke and Naruto. He had never expected this kind of 'Show' to happen in public, but i guess they weren't shy to show that they were gay. that was i good thing.....i think....
Gaara couldn't move, he just continued to blink, blink, blink, blink, stare, blink, blink, blink, stare.......and so on.
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((XD and Sasune has a secret 'job'? Anyway continuing with Sasuke's and Naruto's POV))

As Sasuke dragged Naruto past the entrance, he noticed Gaara staring at him. He knew Gaara was shocked, by his expression.
So being the evil bastard he is, Sasuke decided to give Gaara another show, a special, just because he wanted to see the Kazekage get emotionally scarred again.
Sasuke pulled Naruto in front of the stunned Kazekage and kissed him (I meant Naruto. Don't get confused lol.) One of his eyes was open and observing Gaara closely while Naruto had his eyes closed and was kissing back shamelessy, obviously lost in his own little world.

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Gaara gasped for a slight second as his blush deepened, watching the two kiss once again. His eyes opened wider and his mouth was a large 'O'.

Oh what fun this was for Sasune. She continued to take pictures even with Gaara in it. She grinned as she did close up pictures on Sasuke's and Naruto's kisses. She had so many already, but she was glad to have more. plus...her boss would be very proud of her.
Finished up with taking the pictures, Sasune decided to depart from where she was. She grabbed Hinata as she held her by her shoulder. She did a few handsigns and she was puffed gone.

((hahaha Sorry Gaara-sama!~ haha))
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((lol Sasune you traitorous swine. XD. Awesome. Now Gaara's all mine.....eheheheh))

Yamato snickered to himself when he saw Gaara abandoned in the arcade littered with fainted bodies. He watched eagerly at the unfolding scene.

Sasuke broke the kiss and latched onto Naruto's neck. He slowly moved around to stand behind the moaning blonde, turning them both towards Gaara so he has the front row view. Sasuke breathed into Naruto's ear.
"Hey Naruto. Open your eyes." He did so dazedly. "You see Gaara over there? Yes? Doesn't he look like he wants to join our...fun?"
Naruto moaned in reply.
He only needed a little shove from Sasuke to launch himself at the unsuspecting Kazekage and shove his tonge down the other's throat.
Sasuke watched, bemused, while Yamato battled with his hormones.

((*cracks up evilly* ....I'm starting a fic....definitely starting a fic...))

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Gaara stood in shock his blush becoming more deeper. His shock gradually faded away as he slowly but awkwardly retured the kiss. He was lucky that Sasune wasn't here. She would have loved this.
Not being able to consentrate on anything else, Gaara subcontiously moans as Naruto continued to launch his quishy missile inside his mouth.

Sasune puffed Hinata and herself in a small hidden cave under a building.(that happens to be Naruto's apartment)
"Shishou!" She says laying Hinata on a small bed next to her.
"Shishou!" Sasune yelled again.
"Ahh! Sasune" A young man with sunglasses, with half his face covered with his white coat. (Guess who?) "Did you bring them?"
"Yes, Shishou" Sasune says handing the photos of Naruto and Sasuke over to the young man
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Sasuke found himself blushing at the sight in front of him. He never thought the Kazekage would have it in him to respond to the sloppy kiss, let alone enjoy it. The sight of Naruto already made his day, and now the Kazekage? He shivered as a moan left Gaara.

Groans could be heard throughout the arcade as people started to come to.

Naruto wasn't thinking. Well, that's not really a surprise but this is a totally different situation. Right from the moment Sasuke kissed him, he didn't have rational thought in his head. He barely registered launching towards a certain redhead. But the moment their lips connected, two words registered in his head.
"OMG....HOTNESS!!!"

More groans could be heard as the recently conscious crowd fainted again.

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Gaara slowly pulled away, breathing deeply for air and blushing incredibly red.
He turned to Sasuke, who had said those words, blushing even more deeper, looks away, but to see Naruto still in front of him, and so close.
"N..Naruto.." Gaara mumbles

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Hinata opens her sleepy eyes as she sits up. She looks around at the unfamiliar place she is in. "W..where a..am..i..i?" Hinata stutters as she stood up. She tryed to remember why she had fainted. She blushed at the thought as she continued to search. Seeing a door Hinata opens it. "A..ano..." She mumbles seeing two people sitting on a table looking at pictures.
Recognising the two, Hinata gasps. "S..shino-kun...S..Sasune-s..sempai"
The two look up seeing Hinata as they sheepishly grin. "Hinata..." The both say in unison
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At the sound of his name Naruto grinned dazedly. He's still quite goofy but managed to stay on his feet. His eyes widened a moment later when he was shoved out of the way. He staggered and then steadied himself, catching a flash of black duckbutt leaping towards spiky red.

Sasuke shoved Naruto out of his way and charged Gaara, mushing their lips together. He was blushing furiously but he didn't care. After the little show Naruto put on for him, he could'nt contain his libido and launched.

Yamato stared, his eyebrow raised. Sure the sight was hot, but he was starting to think the situation was getting out of hand. At first it had been a carefully planned Gaara-bashing by Sasuke. Now, it was just pashing for no apparent reason. Yamato emerged out of the darkness (dundundun~) and walked towards the scene, wiping away the remains of his nosebleed and trying not to pay too much attention to his *ahem* problem. He had to stop this. Before the Kazekage could get even more mentally corrupted by the two trouble makers.
As he approahed the three, Naruto turned around and spotted Yamato making his way carefully through the littered arcade.
His blank look was replaced with a feral grin and he pounced. Yamato stopped dead in his tracks as Naruto slammed into him and stuck his hand up his Chuunin vest.
All he managed was. "Oh shit."

((lol hilariousness and random pashing. I love life.))
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Gaara's thoughts crushed together, gathering to become a bomb of some sort.
His face began to redden extremely as Sasuke's lips touched his.
He took a short breath, unknowingly returning the kiss. ((wohoho haha))
Before he could continue with the satisfying kiss, His eyes went blank and he himself slided past Sasuke's face, onto his chest, uncontious.

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"H..hinata" Both Sasune and SHino say in unison.
"W..what are you two d..doing here?" Hinata asks curious as she walked closer to the two 'S'es
"n...n..nothing, we're doing n...nothing.." Sasune stutters getting a little nervous.
Shino, who was already calm turned to Sasune. "You can tell her Sasune."
Sasune turned from Hinata to Shino. "Are you sure, Shishou?" She asked
'Shishou?-when did Sasune-sempai call Shino-kun shishou?-wait how did they even meet?' Hinata thinks in her head.
Shino nodded.
Sasune turned to her younger friend with a grin. "Shishou is the head of Yaoi magazine called 'Ya Ya Yaoi'. And i am a photographer working for him"
Hinata was lost in words. 'Shino-kun? Yaoi? When was this....wait...is Shino-kun Gay?' Hinata thought
"If you are thinking of what your thinking, Im not. Im not gay" Shino replies knowing what Hinata was thinking.
"B..but then.." Hinata mumbles trying to say a sentence, but was interrupted by Shino.
"But i am Bi-sexual"
Hinata gasp at the words Shino just said..and obviously fainted again.
"Well...she took that well" Sasune says with a slight giggle
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((omg lmfao ......head of the......YAOI MAGAZINE?!?!?.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAH))

Sasuke blinked. One moment Gaara was there in front of him, the next he was gone. And when he was starting to return the kiss!
He glanced down and smirked, noting the little pool of blood on the floor. Sasuke looked around and saw Naruto still attending to his sensei and sighed. He bent down and hoisted Gaara onto his shoulder, grunting at the weight. After a moments thought, he reached up and unbuckled Gaara's gourd, letting it fall to the ground with a thunk. His eyes widened slightly. Gaara was actually quite light.
Since Naruto's house was the closest to their current location, he decided to drop the unconscious Kazekage off there, knowing that Naruto wouldn't mind. He poofed away.

Meanwhile, Naruto had a hand up Yamato's shirt and the other pulled him down for a kiss. Yamato's mind blanked out for a moment but he was jolted back to earth when Naruto's hand started moving south. He quickly broke the kiss and backed away a couple of steps, pointing at Naruto accusingly, speechless. He managed to stammer. "Y-you...how-.....what are you-....grah!"
And he disappeared in a puff of smoke with traces of a nosebleed left behind.

((Gaara = PWNED))
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