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22 / M / Massachusetts
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Posted 10/3/07
What would you do if a telemarketer called you? Me:
1) Act gay
2) Repeat what they say
3) HOT TALK
4) Act like I'm interested in their advertisement
5) Say Stupid Stuff or Qoutes

Some peeps would yell at them to stop calling.....but what if they still called?
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31 / M / Washington
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Posted 10/3/07
hrrm.... id proly listen to what they have to say.. be polite.. be caring... but im sorta spacy so i may miss what their talking about... but in generall... i dont answere the phone that often... so im not really short temprerd or to angry about it.... eh
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Say "I see." and "Hmm." while they're talking because they usually talk without waiting for your response for awhile. Hang up when they're done talking even if they asked a question.
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25 / M / In my house
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Posted 10/3/07
I would say..."ok" "uh huh"...and then "I'm sorry I'm not old enough to be doing this and no one else is either"
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76 / M / Truth or Conseque...
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Posted 10/3/07
"How troublesome, I'm still minor, ya know? So I can't talk to strange folks like yourself."

*hang up*
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32 / F
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Posted 10/3/07
"Sorry, but I'm not interested. Please put me on your do not call list. Bye."
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29 / M / Australia
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Posted 1/21/08
put on an accent and pretend you don't speak english .. its good fun
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*hangs up*
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F / USA
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Posted 1/21/08
me no englazia..then start crying.
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26 / F / Vancouver
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Posted 1/21/08
I'll probably do "Me no speak Engwishy" thing or just act stupid
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28 / F / from east africa-...
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Posted 1/21/08
^ i'd say that too. i tricked so many people with that same quote.
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24 / F / /cm/
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Posted 1/21/08
I act interested in what they're selling me, and then at the end of the conversation tell them I'm not interested, and then hang up.

Someone actually cried after I did that... I stopped doing it after that though.

My grandmother doesn't care whose calling her. If she hears the phone ring, she'll pick up and say 'I don't want any' and then hang up right away without even hearing who it is.
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23 / M / Toronto, Canada!
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Posted 1/21/08
I usually tell them to piss off and dont phone again or I'll get my dogs to hunt them down and bite their balls off
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Posted 1/21/08
First off, I wouldnt never want to be a Telemarketer myself, and even read a novel about a Telemarketer getting murdered, it wasn't pleasant...(well she was a sex line whore but thats with phones...)

Things I've said to telemarketers in the past for kicks and giggles would include..
"Is this China palace, damn I thought you'd never call back"
"Ah, the people from the ED commercial, wait while i get my father" (that was sick but they hung up like I thought they would. Kudos to me.)
And of course plain ole:"Please never call this house again, I'm not currently interested in anything your selling" (folks this is truly the way you should go even though there's no excitement there..)
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F / Chicago
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Posted 1/21/08
I feel bad for them. They get yelled at and get swore at and hung up on. I just hang up on them. If I feel nice (rarely) I listen to them and say I'm not interested.

Really, don't be so mean to them. It's their job and they feel bad enough getting hung up on. Let alone made fun of! [[Though it's quite funny!]]
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